A/N Damn it's been a bit since I've updated this story because I got caught up doing something with Constants and I kept trying to something else with this story but it's being shelved for now. Anyways it's a bit weird doing a remake of a Valentine's day special around Christmas but yeah.

In a standard institute apartment we find Gwen putting on some shade when a worm eats it's way out of thin air. From where the creature emerged a bright hole appears and starts to enlarge until a clear view of the hooded circle of hell appears.

Alcen- (Walks in wearing makeup) "Well ma'am it's Heartseeker's Day so as usual I left you some precooked meals in the fridge and I will see you tomorrow."

Gwen- "Mmm Hmm. By the way did you do your duties for the next few days because every year you always come back and struggle to walk."

Alcen- (Eyes start darting back and forth) "Whaaaaat? No. I don't know what you are talking about? (Looks at the couch) Oh hey C still hasn't woken up. I mean didn't you heal him and speaking of uhhh why is Master C a woman right now? Also did you notice that he sleeps like a kitten all curled up."

Gwen- "Sure if that kitten could kill you and was sometimes death incarnate. (Squints) Death Kitten. (Opens her eyes) Oh I wanted to show him what it was like to be a woman and give him an appreciation for women."

Alcen- "Uhhh okay I'm gonna poke some holes in that idea. (Starts to poke out fingers) One he can literally see what a girl version of himself is like with the multiverse mirror, two why would he not appreciate women when Nita is the person he respects the most, three he has a sister he cares about, four he had a chance to get a harem and refused it in favor of curing them, and five you're a dumbass. Now if you don't mind (A giant tentacle grabs her via the portal to hell) I have to do all the dirty stuff. I'm coming my loves!" (Gets pulled through)

Eccentric- (Pokes her staff through the portal) "Gwen you really need to stop doing that to all the guy hooded after me. Also (Starpower starts to crackle with electricity) it's time to genderbend you! Kyaa! (Throws the staff but it hits C) Uhhh that is totally what I meant to do and Pensea get the lube!" (The wormhole closes)

C- (In Quinn's voice) "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (Turns back to normal) hhhhhhhhh! What the fuck?! (Looks around) Where am I? Oh wait that's right I passed out. Hey Gwen."

Gwen- "Hey C. Oh I just healed you and I'm surprised you didn't overdose or something when you got brought to me."

C- "Oh well thanks. (Tries to get up but falls) What the fuck?! I can't feel anything below my pelvis!"

Gwen- (Kneels near him) "I got you. Ah so you apparently suffered Pelvic Organ Prolapse and some paralysis in your legs."

C- "Wait what was the first one? That only happens in pregnant women after childbirth or after a surgery and I don't have a va… (Grabs Gwen's shoulders) What the fuck did you do to me?!"

Gwen- "Ummmm I may have turned you into a woman but then Eccentric tried to turn me into a guy and she hit you instead." (Puts on a cheesy smile)

C- "Why the hell would you (Looks out the window) did the summoners already prepare for Heartseeker day? Damn they are fast since it's already sunrise."

Gwen- "Actually you've been asleep for pretty much two days. Today is Heartseeker Day."

C- "Why didn't you wake me up earlier then?"

Gwen- "Because I thought you would like some sleep instead of me using magic to keep you up. (Her hands glow red) Okay you should be able to walk in a few minutes."

C- "Why not make it so I can walk *sigh* you know what I get it! You believe in letting people heal a little bit naturally but if I'm in really bad shape just fix me up asap, kay?"

Gwen- "You got it. (Thumbs up) But on a different note I might be a bit of an airhead sometimes but that doesn't mean I'm stupid. Now let me get the door for you."

After crawling his way out of the hemomancer's residence the hooded begins to hear a psst noise coming from a nearby vent. Using Coercion lines to rappel near the vent C finds Ahri hiding inside. Ever since the gumiho joined the league summoners always try to get with her but it is especially bad on Heartseeker's day. Thus the lone fox vastayan tries to hide but she lost her food stash for the day while fleeing from several suitors.

C- "So you want me to go back to your place and get more food?"

Ahri- "Well can you do it or not? Seriously why do they not understand I want to be alone or hell that they will die."

C- "You know something funny about that last part is your past self basically told a line of pig people to warn people about going after you. But yeah soul sister I'll get you your snacks and it'll be as sure fired as Garen and Katarina being a couple." (Thumbs up)

Ahri- "But they aren't a couple."

C- (Left eye twitches) "What?! The fucking priestess bitch, the shit eater demon, and the fucking psycho "artist" know they wanna be with each other but they haven't made a move yet? You know what Ahri today I'm gonna spend it playing I think I'm gonna need your help to get these two dumbasses together."

Ahri- "Okay. But can we try something to make me human? I've been getting worried you won't actually help me with it."

C- "Alright Ahri after this we can try something. I didn't wanna do it because of how time consuming it is but after what I put you through not long ago you're more than earned it. Now get out of that vent but I'm gonna need you to carry me like yoda because I can't walk right now."

Eventually after unloading several clips from his pistol to stave off the summoner hordes and a quick driving lesson for the gumiho the two matchmakers arrive several miles away from the League in the nearby forest where Garen and Katarina are having a training session. Using her fox skills Ahri burrows underneath the star crossed lovers and contacts C who is in a web of Coercion tendrils in the treetops. The operation begins with the foxy lady using her Charm on the nearby air to see if it can bring out the two warrior's emotions while her soul brother begins their back up plan by whistling in a way that sounds like human suffering to summon an old friend.

Garen- (Clashes blade) "Wait do you hear someone playing a pokeflute?"

Katarina- "Less talking, more fighting you handsome brute. Wait what the hell did I just say?"

Garen- "Wait a second you think I'm handsome?" (Jumps back to end the clash)

Katarina- "Uhh no! (Blushes) Besides you're a stickler for Demacia and the rule so you couldn't like a noxian girl. (Eyes pop) Why the hell am I saying this?!"

C- 'Hmm Garen has his armor so that must be why the charm isn't as effective on him. (Looks down to see a branch withering) Hehe good thing he still listens to me.'

?- "Chchchchchchch."

From behind a tree a demonic horse as black as night with red eyes, a smoke like mane, and no lips to cover it's razor sharp teeth who we know as Ulemko begins to stomp on Garen until his pristine armor is dented. The Dullahan's horse then runs off with it's signature laugh as Katarina gets the Might of Demacia's armor off. A tiny peep hole is made in the ground and seeing her chance Ahri increases the Charm levels in the air.

Katarina- (Kneeled near Garen) "What the fuck was that?! Anyways are you okay? Can you breath? Did it break your strong chin?"

Garen- "No. My armor is banged up but I'm perfectly fine. (Sees Kat has a glow to her) Uhhh you look like an angel."

Katarina- "Well I'm not you. Thank god you have looks and enough to make me like you."

Garen- "Why do you like me?"

Katarina- "Pfft because I can. (Stands up) Now get up. I think it's about time for a break anyways. Plus demon horses are running around so we should probably warn someone."

Garen- "Do you mind if I eat with you? I'll even pay for us both."

Katarina- "Garen Crownguard are you asking me out on a date?" (Both of them walk off)

C- (Falls down and crashes through the ground onto Ahri) "See I told you I would you help you ahh forget it you get the point."

Ahri- "So how are we gonna do this?"

C- "Easy I just put you into a time cube and when one thousand days have passed inside of it I'll let you out. Apparently if you don't feed on people that long you'll turn into a regular person. Or if this ends badly you'll become a horrifying fox demon who is going to devour the hearts of all those you come across."

Ahri- "Sounds good enough for me." (Puts a thumbs up)

C- "Okay!" (Pulls out a cube and it sucks Ahri in)

Levia- 'I'm gonna miss her.'

After returning to the institute after sending the Ahri cube with Ulemko back to the Confederation the hooded overhears Rumble talking with Ziggs about going back home. Curious to see if the rumors are true or not C teleports to the outskirts of Bandle City. The homeland of the yordle race has smaller building compared to humans due to it's shorter residents but Levia points out that Rumble doesn't live in the main city but instead is at the local junkyard. While wandering around the mountains of scrap our two matchmakers stumble across a house made up of the nearby materials to the point that it blends in nearly perfectly. Seeing the small yordle inside the lost twin kicks down the door to which Rumble responds by hitting a button that causes an automated turret to open fire. The Mechanized Menace's plan would work if it weren't for the fact that C simply went into Spectral Form and waited out the machine gun until it runs out of ammo.

Rumble- "What do you want human?"

C- "Woah! What the fuck was that racism just now? Well shit I was coming to help you get with Tristana but now you can go fuck yourself. Besides you'll be busy with repairs considering." (Twirls his finger around the room)

Rumble- (Squints) "What do you know about her?"

C- "Well more like I know how we could impress her but first you need to clean up your appearance. Also we are gonna need to upgrade your mech (Rumble starts to growl) or you can do it and I get you the parts either way you're gonna be anime as fuck!"

We now take an intermission to a different multiverse and Coeurl Valley is under heavy bombing. A small poro named Petunia is covered in ash and the blood of her now dead owner Riven. As the clouds noxious fumes surround the mascot of Fury Company is grabbed by a feathery hand via a portal and taken away to a dark place. The scared poro sees a faint pair of red glowing eyes before the freezer door opens to reveal Petunia is sharing the same residence as Terrance the angry poro. While looking to see if C has any leftover ice cream Riven notices the two ash colored poros and proceeds to flee shouting for the hooded while screaming along the lines of Terrance succeeding in asexual reproduction. The portals were formed by Eccentric who is currently wearing a fursuit which takes the appearance of the legendary rainbow crow before Pensea who is dressed like a dominatrix and Alcen who is in a tub of hot wax call back her attention. We now return to the current hooded who is standing outside of Rumble's shack while the runt yordle is getting suited up.

Rumble- "Soooo she is having sex with a human and a demon right now?"

C- "Yeah. I mean Eccentric is whatever the fuck she wants to be but yeah there was also a Koz and a Marai in the mix swear to paradise."

Levia- 'Are you sure this plan is gonna work? I don't know too much on the ideas of romance but this seems a bit of a shot in the dark.'

C- "Of course it'll work he just needs to have a confidence boost."

Rumble- (Walks out in his Super Galaxy set up) "Hey fuck you. I'm plenty confident. I just thought maybe she would make the first move is all."

C- "Pussy. Ah naw dawg I'm just fucking which you."

By the time they enact their plan it is already nearing sunset and Tristana is currently patrolling around the town entrance. Ever since Teemo went into coma the she-yordle has had to pull double guard shifts to protect the town. Even so sleep has started to catch up to the marksman in the past few weeks and a giant Super Galaxy mech landing in front of her snaps her straight awake. From the cockpit Rumble burst forth and strikes a heroic pose.

Tristana- (Squints) "Rumble is that you?"

Rumble- "Just who do you think I am? Yeah, it's me Tristana and I was just wondering how do you like me now?" (Flashes a cocky smile)

Tristana- "Well the mech looks nice but it doesn't have the same feel as the old one. Now that I think about it where did you even get the materials for this?"

Rumble- "Uhhh. (Flashback to C teleporting the parts) Nowhere and did you just say you liked the old mech better? (Rubs the back of his head) I did put a lot more soul into it I guess."

Tristana- "Yeah, I think that's because it was made of scrap and stuff I saw it like you since you were always no pun intended scrappy. You know watching you never give up and always ready to fight for your beliefs inspires me to keep going sometimes."

Rumble- (Hops down) "Funny enough one of the reasons I always fought so hard is because you inspired me and I also wanted to impress you. Seriously (Takes off his helmet) I built two mechs for you and this one I had C helps just because I wanted to impress you. I've always had such a huge crush on you!"

Tristana- (Playfully punches Rumble) "I had a feeling considering on the rift you could barely eep your eyes off me. (Blushes) Anyways I hear a wandering xer'sai is near the borders so would you like to come with me and get rid of it?"

Rumble- "Not a conventional first date but (Jumps into his mech) let's make fireworks baby!"

If you were wondering not long after watching the two yordles leave C wandered off. Not too long after while trying to think of who to help next another yordle by the name of Poppy stumbles into the hooded. Trying to help capture the lost twin each Demacian champion was asked to survey the other city states. At first the Hammer Keeper tried to smash in the suspect with her trusty weapon but with a darkin gloved hand C is able to stop the attack. After talking for a bit the two reach an understanding since both are seen as exceptions from their respective homelands with the darkin armor user wanting a more chaos and the she-yordle wanting more structure.

C- "So Poptart do you know anyone in Demacia who could use some romantic help?"

Poppy- "Hmm I think Quinn and Jarvan might be a thing but I also hear he might be with Shyvana. I don't know."

Levia- (C has mentally checked out) 'C? C? Caleb?'

C- "*Inhales deeply* Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Darkin Armor!"

In total shock Caleb sprints to the Demacian Capital so fast that it is afternoon when he arrives from the other side of the continent. If any guards make the bad decision of getting in his way during his sprint they are quickly batted aside and rendered unconscious. Eventually after a few dozen or so bodies the hooded smashes the doors leading to the royal garden to find the half dragon sitting on a bench in shock. As Shyvana tries to transform into her fiercer form the woman in tangled in Coercion chains.

Caleb- (Kneels next to her) "Okay listen up Shyv. I want you and the prince to get together. I don't care why or how but you are going to start a relationship. If you don't (Pull out the Betwixt Blade) I'm going to cut his balls off. So yeah you get to be with a prince and I get a peace of mind. (Grabs her head) So do we have a deal? (She shakes yes) Good now (Pulls out a present from the hood) I have a lot of valentines to read from my confederates. Levia teleport!"

Arriving back at the Institute late at night C meets up with his old buddy Ekko who talks about his girl troubles. Tired of having to constantly tell the zaunite what to do the ex-demacian decides to show him instead by throwing a rock at Taliyah's head. While The Boy Who Shattered Time is taking care of the injured lithomancer the guilty party decides to go get a drink from one of the local bars. While heading towards one the lost twin hears the familiar voice of his pair not far away. Quinn is stumbling home clearly intoxicated with Valor struggling to keep her from falling. Following his sister to her room the brother decides to do something sweet for the drunk girl.

Quinn- (Opens the door to her room) "Oh man I think I'm gonna be sick. (Sees a card on her desk) Huh well at least someone remembered me. (Picks it up) Hmm looks like someone made this from a bunch of different cards."

The card reads as follows- "Dear Quinn, Even though I can't be with you Heartseeker's day I hope someday we can celebrate the holidays together, Sincerely A Special Someone. : 3"

Caleb- (Opens the door to his room) "I hope she read it instead of throwing it away. Also I'm glad Cathy sent me a chocolate wait… Riven are you here? Pumpkin Pulse!" (She's hiding behind the door)

While fighting to the death with a beast of sweets a different confederate meets her roommate after a long day of celebrating being single.

Gwen- (Sees Alcen with her tongue out) "So they clothed you this time. You okay? (Alcen nods yes) Okay good to know. (Takes a swig of firewater) Happy Heartseeker's day you freeky deeky yordle. (Takes a swig again) You want some? (Alcen nods yes) Okay." (Pours it in the dazed yordle's mouth)

A/N I needed to do something small after my more recent chapters. Again sorry no Christmas special but yeah I needed to redo this to free up my mind. As usual hope you all liked this chapter, feel free to check out my more recent Constants and Variables chapters, and have a nice day. I hope you all are having wonderful holidays and have a happy New Year. :)