Ben was listening to Lord Transyl lecturing him and his friends in another attempt to make him submit.
Seriously, does this guy ever deal with politics? Do vampires even have TV or some other stuff? Why does he keep going after Ben like that?
"As I was saying, blablabla you're mine, blablabla I'm evil, blablabla I'm hungry, blablabla I want my lips on you, blablabla..."
Yeah, nothing new, really. Zs'Skayr was even cackling next to him even though he was supposed to be the brains, he should be doing the mental torture instead of playing second in commands. What an idiot.
Then Ben gave up.
"I love you." he said, putting himself on one knee in front of Lord Transyl.
The vampire man then grabbed him and started french kissing Ben savagely. The henchmen were all making adoring faces while Zs'Skayr was disgusted.
"New OTP." said Kuphulu.
"I ship it." said Crüjo.
"How could we have been so blind before?" asked Viktor.
"Ew." made Zs'Skayr. "Humans."
Then Lord Transyl and Ben started making out on the bed savagely, paying no mind to Ben's lips being softer than alien teeth or those covers being attacked by bugs. Lord Transyl pointed at Zs'Skayr.
"You'll be the ring bearer at our wedding."
"Ew." said Zs'Skayr as he phased out of the room.
"What about meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh?" moaned Rook, crying on the ground.
"Who do you think is the best man?" asked Ben teasingly before going back to kissing his new boyfriend.
Rook started crying in joy while Scout was making invitations on his own Proto-Tool who appeared out of nowhere.
"Hmm, weird, I can't read what you humans use as letters despite every other alien in this show doing so." said Scout. "What is today's date?"
When he said that, Ben accidentally turned into Walkatrout, burning Lord Transyl who seemed to like his form anyway. They proceeded to keep kissing in front of the very disgusted other prisoners.
April Fools!