Chapter 9 – Love Hurts But So Does Alice

APOV

I did not just hear what I think I heard. I AM GOING TO KILL EDWARD!

I know he loves her and then it's all like 'You're cool.' What a freaking idiot.

I don't even know why I bother even attempting to get them together. Oh I remember! Because they suck at it themselves. What would they do without me? I'm not really… CRAP!

Here comes Bella. Ummm….What do I do with the stethoscope? Yes the stethoscope. I figured cups were below me…That and Esme got mad when she saw me using her good china.

I threw it under my bed hoping I didn't harm it, if I did I'd have to blame it on Edward or dad might take away my credit cards.

I hopped in bed and acted asleep, Bella couldn't know I was listening. The door opened and Bella got into her bed that thankfully I picked out the sheets to…Wait…Ugh what was I saying?

My BFF's heart is broken and I'm talking…thinking about sheets! I have a problem.

I waited until Bella fell asleep because my brother would have a LOT of explaining to do. I threw the covers off and ran into his room. Of course he was asleep. Only he could sleep at a time like this.

"Edward." I whispered as I shook him. "Edward." I shook him some more but he would budge then an idea popped into my smart little pixie brain.

I ran back to my room and got the stethoscope and put in his ears. "EDWARD!" I screamed into it. He jumped up and covered his ears while I laughed.

He looked around and saw me on the ground and glared. I stopped laughing and glared back after remembering the reason I did this.

"EDWARD YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT!" I screamed at him. His face took a look of shock.

"Why am I such an idiot Alice?" She sighed tiredly as he stretched.

I huffed. "Because smarty pants, of what you said to Bella. Why didn't you tell her you were in love with her?" I asked.

He looked at me startled. "I-I'm…Not in love with her." I just stared at him and he got angry. "Jasper told you didn't he?" He asked.

I laughed at his cluelessness. "Edward I've been trying to get you to realize it forever. Besides I was listening on the conversation. How do you think I know about what you didn't say to Bella?"

He groaned. "Alice she doesn't like me that way. In fact you're the reason she asked how I felt in the first place."

It was my turn to look confused. "No I'm not. She came here by herself." I sighed. "Edward you need to tell her."

"No Alice. She doesn't feel that way."

I sighed. "Fine. But regret it for your whole life when you're the billion year old virgin."

He shook his head. "You're the only person who would talk about your brother getting together with their best friend." I laughed.

"Probably, but how many people's older sibling and best friend are in love." I questioned.

"Not many." He chuckled and I smiled.

"Ha you admit you love her. I WIN! Goodnight Edward."

I skipped out forming another plan in my head and then the most perfect plan hit me. We're going to go…

It was BedwardXoXo idea for Alice to hear Edward and Bella. BIG THANKS to her.