Fruits, Animals, and Naked Boys, Oh My

"School, school it gets me away from the house away from stinky boys and away from whiny girls, la, la, la, la." If you couldn't tell I was in a good mood well that was until I was stopped by Hatsuhara, Yuki, Kyo, Tohru, and Momiji.

"Miss Yuki, you look happy this morning, what is on your mind?" I looked at Yuki (hehe this is confusing) and then smiled.

"I'm not in a house and I am at school, la, la, la, la."

"That is correct you are at school and that is why we need to discuss Momiji." And my mood darkens, not this idiot, why did we even have this dumbass as our student president.

"What do you think you are doing Momiji Soma, wearing the girl's uniform?" I sighed and wanted to walk on, until I saw Momiji start to cry.

"Stop yelling you freaking dumbass, what do you think you are a god?" Damn and now black Haru is out.

"Listen ladies . . ."

"Leave them alone,"

"If you think Momiji looks good in that girls' uniform, give him some time and imagine what he would look like in the male uniform." I had to imagine this and well damn only if I were younger and not a freaking teacher.

"For now let him wear what matches his personality."

"No absolutely not."

"You loud idiot, what if it was Yuki in the girls uniform?"

"OOO, you make a valid point Soma, but I will not believe that, that hair of yours is natural." Hatsuhara smirked and dragged an unwilling president to the bathroom.

"What the hell is he doing?" I asked they were all quiet and I waited for them to come out, Tohru and I were still trying to figure out why they went to the bathroom.

The door opened to reveal a stunned president and a smug Hatsuhara.

"Impressive evidence, there are many things in this world that still elude me." Kyo and Yuki started to freak out while me and Tohru were just standing there not knowing why he was in shock. (I really don't know why the guy was shocked or why Yuki and Kyo were freaking out).

"He didn't"

"He did"

"You may have won this time Soma, but wait till next time." And with that the idiots were gone.

"Oi, what did you do to convince him?" He looked at me and smirked, then put his arm around my shoulder and leaned in.

"Alright come with me and I will show you." Before we could leave, Kyo and Yuki had made Hatsuhara face plant the floor. I laughed and watched Tohru freak out.

"You two don't need to know, just stand there and look pretty." I sighed and then the warning bell rang.

"Crud, come on you guys before we are late, I don't feel like writing out tardy slips." We started to walk on, but Momiji and Hatsuhara stopped Yuki and Kyo.

"They will catch up you to go on." I looked at Momiji and then at the two boys, then shrugged my shoulders and left.

I was now running with Tohru, and let me tell you the girl is slow.

"Tohru come on you are so slow, if we were running from a killer I would trip you for slowing me down." She eeped and I laughed; she stopped when we were outside on the walkway. I continued to look at her and then she pointed ahead of us.

"Yes Tohru class is that way so come . . ."

"Hello"

"AHHHH, oh hehe hey umm are you a parent or something?"

"No just a relative of the Soma house."

"Oh that's cool, then that must mean your Akito am I correct."

"Oh, you are Akito that is pretty cool, did you come to see Hatsuhara, Yuki, Momiji, and Kyo." Yes we stood and talked to Akito for a while and then Yuki came out.

"AKITO," I looked over and saw he was angry, and that was actually the first time I have seen him angry.

"Oh, Yuki look its Akito, say hi and then we have to go okay, hey where's Kyo?"

"Did you hurt them?"

"Eh"

"DID YOU HURT MISS YUKI AND MISS HONDA!?" Well this is great, not come on like seriously. I walked over to Yuki and bonked him on the head.

"You dummy come on say goodbye to Akito and let's get to class." With that I was dragging Yuki and a cry baby Tohru to class. I saw Kyo and told him to hurry up.

"Bye Akito hope to see you again sometime." With that we were gone and to the classroom.

TIME SKIP*&^%$# ! #$%^&

School was let out early and I haven't seen Missy or that little alien character in a while. I wasn't worried or anything, just irritated. Then there was also that damn dog, I swear sometimes he acts like I am his chew toy. Tohru, Yuki, and Kyo left to go play badminton with Uo and Hanna, and I told them to watch out for creepers and went to bed.

TIME SKIP! #$%^^^^^&&^%$#

I heard car doors slam and some footsteps come in the house. I didn't care and was going to go back to sleep, that was going to happen till I heard the door to my room open. I looked up to see Shigure and Hatori.

"Uhg what do you want, I'm tired go away." There was this whining and then I look over to see Shigure now by my bed. I sighed and got up and made some tea.

"How was work today, Hatori?" He didn't answer and instead started to check my breathing and other things.

"What the hell, I ask how work is and you give me a checkup, never mind I won't ever ask again."

"Shigure says that you have been sleeping a lot and having cravings so I am here to make sure his theory of you being pregnant is either true or fake." I face planted the table and was then being checked around my neck.

It was then that time froze.

"You aren't pregnant." I looked over to see Faythe brat walking towards me, and then looking at Hatori and Shigure.

"You aren't pregnant because they made sure that you would never get pregnant. They took out all and everything to make sure that you would never be held down by kids like your parents." I looked at him and then smiled.

"No I was never born with the baby making products needed." With that time unfroze and he was gone.

"(Sigh) you are a dummy ya know that Shigure, I can't get pregnant, I don't have the organs to have a baby." I stood up and went to make more tea. They sat and chatted till Hatori said he was meeting Missy at the park. He said his goodbyes and left, I sighed some more and gave him something to eat before he left, saying that if he didn't eat it I would kill him. I walked into the other room with Shigure who looked sad, I placed the snacks in front of him and ate some and waited for him to start talking.

"I'm sorry," okay I wasn't expecting that.

"Okay apology accepted." He looked at me and then back at the table.

"Why,"

"Why, what,"

"Why don't you get mad or angry at me?" I sighed again for the billionth time.

"If I were to get mad at everyone who made that mistake then I would be angry, and I don't like angry." He looked up at me and then was about to ask a question, when I cut him off.

"I had a lover before I came to this world, apparently when we travel to other worlds and if didn't have sex in that world then the virginity that was in that world is gone, but in a different world it comes back something about new life, I don't remember. Anyways I didn't tell the person that I couldn't have kids, and then I guess he found out because he started to come distant from me." He looked at me and then moved closer to me placing his hand on my head and wrapping me in a hug.

"I won't be distant from you ever."

I hoped he kept to his words.