Hey, yeah this isnt really a smut one. I just cant possibly right about sex right now. I dont know why, i go to right and just stop. So until i get that fixed all up and whatnot, enjoy some fluffy oneshots from yours tuely. :P

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10. No Girls Allowed...Yeah Right!

"Here you go ma'am, your room key, and you will be in 621. Is there anything else you need?"

"No thank you"

"Enjoy your stay."

Nice receptionists, hot too. Hmmm...no, no, no, not this weekend. This is a weekend of peace and relaxation, no girl drama. Hopefully i can stick to this my room key wont work. Im getting the red dot each time. Dammit now i have to go all the way back to the front desk. Eh, mine as well get an exercise out of it, time for the stairs. I know its down but 6 flights is still 6 flights.

"Sorry ma'am the card must not have gone through all the way. I swipe it through for you again. Would you like me to go check it for you in case it doesnt work again?"

"No, thats sweet, but i need the excersize anyway. Thank you."

"You really dont, but if you need anything else, ill be here."

She blushes after she says this, obviously not meaning to say that out loud. I just smiled and headed back up to the room. Elevator this time, i feel i got a good workout from the stairs the first time. Yeah i know im lazy. As im putting the key card into the slot, i hear a raspy voice talking on the phone, heading this way.

"-here...Yeah the flight wasnt that bad...When?...6 o'clock. Ok ill see you there...Yes i promise...No i wont fall asleep, jeez have some faith...Yeah love you too loser...cya."

She shuts her phone and starts to put her key card into the door right next to mine. She turns to me, catches my eye, smiles, and walks into her room. Well, shes gorgeous ill give her that, but it seems shes already taken. She did say 'love you' to someone on the phone, so im going to assume it was a significant other. But she did smile at me. Well shit Spencer, a smile! Really? She must just want to marry you now! Im a tard. But it doesnt matter, no girls this weekend. Yeah, well see how that goes.

"Yo bitch, you fucked anyone yet?"

"Oh hello to you too Carmen. My flight was great, thanks for asking."

"Cut the shit, Carlin, and answer the question."

"Dude ive been here for maybe 2 hours, can i atleast get time to get over the jet-lag? Plus, i already told you, no girls this weekend."

"Yeah, ok, like that shits gonna happen. Youll be fucking some girl by the end of the night, i know you babe."

"Carm, can you atleast try to limit the obscene language that flows from your mouth every 5 seconds."

"Fuck no, bitch."

"Yeah, didnt think so."

I can practically see her grin now. Carmen is my best friend, right hand man, roomate, vulgar friend, whatever you want to call her. She has a bad mouth, really bad mouth, seriously horrible mouth, but i love her for some strange reason. She is the best person to have on your side, once your cool with her shell do anything for you, no questions. I hear someone call her name over the phone.

"Hey bitch, i gotta go do some shit with my sister. Ill call you later and i want all the juicy fucking details of what i know your gonna do. Later, Spence."

"I wont do it, but see ya Carm."

She really cant help that mouth of hers, its sad really. Anywho, time for a little exploring. I grab my phone and key and wlak out the door, right into someone.

"Ooff, sorry."

I look up to see the girl from next door, who, up closer, is really gorgeous.

"No, no, no, it was all me. I have to remember that im not home and cant walk with my head down in my own little world."

"Oh dont worry, i totally forgot to look both ways before exiting the room. So i guess its both our faults."

"Well then hows about we repay eachother, say with coffee downstairs in the little cafe'. You buy me, i buy you, everythings all good."

"Well i was just about to go exploring anyway, so i guess we can explore on the way there."

"Sounds like a plan, i do happen to love me some exploring."

She gives me a lopsided grin, thats absolutely adorable, and we start to walk around the hotel. We take the stairs, much to my protest, ive had enough excersize for one day, thank you. She just laughs when i told her how much i actually did, followed by telling me how lazy i was. Well, cant argue there.

"Im just sayin, with a body like that you have to do something, anything?"

I blush at her comment. Ive been doing that a lot since we came down to get coffee.

"Nope, this is what i get from sittin with a tub of ice cream in front of the tv."

"Oh, if only everyone could be so lucky."

"Oh please, your body is amazing, why are you complaining?"

"This is not from sitting in front of the couch i assure you. Gym 3 times a week and a 2 mile run every morning. Along with a strict diet of course."

"How do you do it? Im exhausted getting out of bed."

"Oh jeez, Spencer."

Shes fun. Really fun. And breathtakingly gorgeous. I think this no girls rule isnt gonna work. Well its only one girl, its not that bad. One amazing girl. Hmmm...this isnt good. Weve been constantly flirting, and there really hasnt been a lull in the conversation. Shes really easy to talk to.

"Im telling you the guys is an ass."

"Spencer! How can you say that about your own grandfather."

"Well i thought the dude was dead for twelve years of my life, he treats his wife like shit, is now an avid church goer, and not the cool church people either, hes one of the just for show guys."

"Oh."

"Yeah and this one time-"

"At band camp?"

"Shut up, no. Anywho...he was driving me home and was asking question about softball and what not and got pissed when i didnt know my stats, i was 14. I dont care about that shit. So for the rest of the 30 minute drive, we were silent, then he stopped on the side of the road in front of my house, not even pulling into the driveway, didnt say anything, and barely let me get out the truck before he gunned it. And to top it all off, i tripped getting out of the car, so i felt like an idiot."

Ashley just looks at me for a few minutes, with an amused look on her face. Then she doubles over in laughter, with me silently glaring at her.

"Oh, come on Spence, that was funny."

"No i dont think it was."

Even as i say this the corners of my mouth start to turn. By now were walking back to our rooms and we walk by the front desk. The receptionists from earlier looks up, sees Ashley, and frowns. I smile to myself and look to see and amused expression on Ashleys face.

"Fan of yours, i presume?"

"I guess she was fond of me when she offered to show me to my room."

"Yeah thats not the only thing she wanted to show you." She smirks.

"Oh shut it."

"You know its true."

"Yeah well i am pretty spectacular. Who wouldnt want to do me?"

"Ewww. I wouldnt!"

"Reeeallyy?" I say in a condescending tone.

"Yep, theres no way id do that."

"Hmmm, ok well see ya."

I walk a little faster so i can walk in front of her and sway my hips a little more. Shes so staring at my ass right now! I glance back and her eyes shoot up. Caught ya! I walk into my room without another word, and if she didnt want me before, she totally wants me now. I look out the peep-hole and see her stop and look at my door before going to hers. Score!

"Oh you soo want to fuck her Carlin, dont try to lie to me."

"Come on, man no i-ok well yeah i do. But you should see her, shes unbelievably...gorgeous, hot sexy, beautiful! Whatever other word you want to put in there too."

"Fuckable?"

"...Hell yeah."

"Told you, you wouldnt be able to keep in your fucking pants. I know you to damn well, kid."

"Yeah, your right. But i really do actually like this one. But anywho, i have to go to be soo ill see ya later."

"Later bitch."

The next morning i wake up to a knock at my door. Being to tired to see if theres a big scary rapist at the door, i open it so just be surprised. And surprised i was, but a good one. Not a rapist cause that would...suck. Most likely literally. Egh! Moving on.

"I brought coffee." Insert adorable nose crinkle.

I mumbler something unintelligable and take a coffee for her, leaving the door open for her to enter while walking back to the bed. She closes the door behind her and goes to sit on the little couch close to the bed.

"Good morning?"

Cue more sounds from me. She has this cute confused look on her face. I put my finger up to tell her one minute, take a gulp of coffee, and walk in the bathroom. I do a condensed version of my morning routine, and go back to the bed.

"Good morning, Ashley." She smiles wide. "And thank you for the coffee. As you can prolly tell, i need it."

"Haha, your welcome. Glad i could help your morning go that much smoother."

We sit and talk for a while before we deccide to go out. I, of course, have to shower and change first, and then we are on our way.

"So, i heard you talking on the phone yesterday. Girlfriend? Boyfrind?"

She has this confused look on her face. Then she finally gets what im talking about.

"Oh, you thought that was-eww hell no! Haha that was my sister. Why were you jealous?"

"Not at all i was just curious."

"Uh huh, sure you were."

She smirks at me and i blush and smack her. We finally get to our destination and im surprised to see that its a bar. Not a club-dancing-drinking-partying bar, but a biker-gambling-fighting-pool bar. I love it! I grin wide at Ashley. We walk to the doors.

"Hey Ash, aint seen you in a long time. Hows the old man doin?"

"Hey Uncle Earl, hes great, drinking his way to oblivion but altogether happy as can be."

"Hey, to each his own, right?"

"Correct. Well, ill talk to you later. You should go see dad sometime, that would make him happy im sure."

"Yeah i might just do that. And you have a good time in there with..."

"Oh yeah, this is Spencer. I met her at the hotel yesterday, Spence, this is 'Uncle' Earl. Hes an old friend of my dads and has been around my whole life. Cept for that one year when-"

"Shush girl, we agreed that would never be mentioned again!"

"Oopps, i forgot."

She smirk at them and he shakes his head at her while lightly pushing her in the door. Shes still laughing as we walk up to the bar.

"Hey Kat, can i get 2 beers please?"

"Sure thing, sweet pea."

"You sure are familiar with this place."

"Yeah well i lived here for most of my life, these were like my family away from home. My dad was here a lot and they let me play in the back room. They got me all kinds of toys, and eventually let me come out and play pool. Even letting me have a beer once in a while. I moved away 4 years ago, when i was 21, to try and do something with my life, but im back now, looking for a home and gonna try and start to take care of my dad."

"That sounds really cool, your childhood i mean, not the drunken dad bit, but the rest of it."

"Yeah, it was." She smiles.

By this point, weve got our beers and are headed over to one of the numerous pool tables. She goes into a little closet and pulles out a pool stick in a carrying case. I laugh.

"Hey, dont laugh at me! I was seriously thinking going pro with this nonsense. Ans who would be laughing then?"

"Still me. hahaha"

"Yeah, well..."

"No, it cute, really. When did you get that?"

"When i was 17. Actually, these guys new how much i loved pool and bought it for me for my birthday. Engraved with my name and personalized carrying case, and everything. It was great."

She pulls out and puts the stick together. I walk over and grab one of the other sticks off the rack. Eh, it works. When i get back, shes setting up the balls.

"You wanna break, Spence, or shoul i?"

"Yeah, you should prolly do that, this isnt my best sport."

"Haha ok."

She breaks and 2 balls go in, spreading the rest out across the table. She hits one of each in a decides to take solids. Nice, i like stripes. She skillfully takes a couple, it seems, impossibe shots. But they go right in for her. On the one she misses, i missed on account of the perfect view of her ass. I think i like pool. Hot girls bent over a table. Yeah, that works.

"Your turn."

I get up and completely miss the cue ball, looking like a moron in front of this beautiful girl. Shes laughing at me now.

"Need some help, Spence?"

"Please."

She smiles and walks over so shes standing behind me. She presses her front to my back, hands going around to grab mine, repositioning them. Then she bends us over and lines up the shot. Shes pressed firmly against my back and im loving every second of it. She moves the stick, strong hands still covering mine, and hits the ball right where it needs to go. She sits for a second before finally letting go, and backing up, eyes dark.

My back hits the wall, hard! Hands are everywhere, lips searing mine, and grinding into me. Her hands roams under my shirt, while her mouth finds my pulse point. Oh this is going to be a fun night.

(sorry :P)

I wake the next day, wrapped in Ashleys arms. I have to admit, it feels nice. I just stare at her a little before she starts to stir.

"Mornin"

"Well you seem a lot more awake than the last time i saw you in the mornin."

"Last time i didnt just have sex with an amazing woman the night before. Der."

"Oh you didnt. I could have sworn i saw the receptionist slipping out the door that morning."

I smack her playfully and snuggle back into her.

"Spence, i know this is vacation and all, and its only been 2 days, and you prolly dont want this when you have to go back home tomorrow, but i really dont want to lose you quite yet."

"Your right, this is just vacation, and i really wasnt wanting anything like this to happen this weekend. Actually, i promised myself no girls at all this weekend."

"I get it, ill just...yeah." She starts to get up.

"BUT..." She stops but doesnt turn. "im really glad we did this. I know im leaving in a couple days, but we can try to work something out for now. Just keep it light and see whats happens after that."

A relieved look washes over her face and she wraps her arms back around my body. Then she smirks.

"And there will of course be a lot of phone sex."

"Oh but of course."

We both laugh and enjoy our next 2 days together.

I land back at home and immediatly get my things so i can go call Ash.

"What are you wearing?"

"Hello to you, Ash, i just got off the plane. What do you think im wearing?"

"Mmmmm, Spennnceee, im so wet right now. My fingures are so deep right now, im just imagining-"

"NEXT FLIGHT OUT TO COLORADO PLEASE!"

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If it's money you want I got it. Got a ring down in my pocket, if you say I do I'll marry you and lay a million kisses on you.

`Max