A/N: So here's chapter 10, I'm not sure when I'm going to post Chap 11, but I will post it, so you can put down the pitchforks, okay. But as I was saying, it might be a while before Chap 11 is up, because of my super-duper-über long Ben Ten story. I'm kinda like a weatherman, because I said it'll be probably 10,000 words long, but I lied. I'm at 7,000 words and… well fuck that's going to take me forever, but I will be working on this story, but not as much I'd like… Geez, stop it with the pitchforks already!

Chapter 10: I try to write a chapter

Bilbo and the dwarves are huddling outside (except Balin of course) in the rain when Gandalf arrived at Bag End.

"Bilbo, are you huddling outside in the rain with dwarfs?!" Grandalf asked Bilbo.

"Well no shit, Sherlock." Bilbo retorted.

Glandalf, Bilbo and the dwarves entered Bag End. Bofur was crying at the table in depression.

Everybody sat down at the table and looked at each other in an awkward silence. Bilbo looked around the table at everyone before finally looking at Balin who was staring at him intently. Bilbo picked up his chair a little and inched slowly towards Handalf.

"Gandelf, I'm scared." Bilbo whimpered.

Gutsalf suddenly got up, knocking Bilbo on his sorry little ass. 'Cuz he's small… he's a hobbit, hobbits are small, so they have small butts… see it's a joke… it's funny… Fine Then! I will get a life! Thank you very much! I am getting out of this chair, putting on a coat and getting a life. And Bilbo Eats Beorn can go to hell. Because Fuck You Guys! I'm Out!

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"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" It's about time."

Ok. Sorry about that. Life wasn't in today; he's on vacation, so I couldn't see him, which means I'm stuck with you guys for a little while longer. Where were we? Oh right.

Wankoff got up suddenly knocking Bilbo on the floor. Wait… what the fuck! Wankoff?! Oh my god! Fucking Autocorrect! I didn't mean that! Stop Laughing at me! Stop! It was an accident! Stop It! I meant to write Jerkoff! Wait, no! No! Gandalf, goddammit! I meant Gandalf! Gandalf for god's sake! Gandalf! Stop Laughing! I'm so, oh my god! Jerkoff, how did it do that?! Okay, I'm seriously sorry about this! I am just going to just be off for a second and get this fixed!

Actually this autocorrect is probably useless. I think I'll just buy a new one. Cool. I'm gonna go now and get me a new stripper. Bye… Oh What The FUCK!

_ We are having Technical Issues on the Bilbo Eats Beorn Show: Please Stand By_ BITCH_