Season 2 Deleted Scenes

Deleted Scene #1

Chapter: 'The Spy Who Was My Friend'

Dr. Lune Noire and his thugs had an unconscious Helena. He noticed she was wearing the metal bustier.

"Hmm...she's tenacious" Dr. Lune Noire said "Take it off"

"Uh...I don't want to" A weird thug said in a oddly feminine voice, "I'm afraid of a woman's body"

"Why did I hire a gay thug?" Dr. Lune Noire asked while shaking his head.

Deleted Scene #2

Chapter: Beauty and the Brian

"Looks like Brian is gonna get laid by hot Tracy a lot" Stewie commented "Like Link from Zelda II: the Adventure of Link"

Cutaway

Link almost had no hearts, but he met a pretty maiden.

"Can I help you, oh dear warrior?" the maiden asked.

"Yeah...I had a tough fight" Link answered, as he enter the house.

One hour later...

"Wow, that was really nice" Link praised, zipping up his pants "But...I feel that I'm being unfaithful to Zelda"

"Don't worry, *masculine voice* I used to be a man" the maiden said.

Cutaway's end

Deleted Scene #3

Chapter: Daddy and Me

After school; Amy went to see her dad in his office.

"Hey Daddy!" Amy greeted "How was your day?"

"Pretty decent, but I had a problem with a turtle and a brown mushroom with eyes and fangs" Frank said.

Flashback

Frank was walking through the hallways until he found a turtle and a Goomba from Super Mario Bros.

"We found you, Mario!" the turtle said.

"King Bowser will be pleased to see you" Goomba said.

"Listen: I'm NOT Mario, I'm just a coach with a mustache" Frank explained.

"You won't fool us this time!" the turtle said approaching him.

"Oh, what the hell" Frank said, jumping on the turtle, defeating it and kicking the remaining shell to kill the Goomba "That was easy"

*VINE GROWING SOUND FROM THE MARIO GAME*

A Piranha Plant sprouts out of the ground and says...

"HI GUYS!"

Frank's eyes dimmer, "Hi, Steve...wait a minute, how do I know you?"

Flashback's end

Deleted Scene #4

Chapter: ROB-B

Carol went to retrieve food while Chris and Stewie were watching the chicks.

"You guys look funnier than the Angry Birds" Chris said.

Then the chicks turned their cute and lovely faces into...angry and evil faces. And they began to attack Chris for no reason.

"AAAAAAHHHH!" Chris screamed as the chicks were pecking several parts of his body.

"Nobody messes with my fat brother, except me!" Stewie said, grabbing one and started to beat him up.

But then the two chicks stopped beating up Chris, so they can save their brother. They pecked Stewie so many times.

"AH! DAMN YOU BLOODY CHICKS!" Stewie cursed

"LEAVE MY BABY BROTHER ALONE!" Chris demanded, grabbing a garden hatchet.

He swung the hatchet in attempt to kill them. But the chicks dodged every single slice. But then one of the slices cut one of the chicks' left cheek (in slow motion). The chick with the cut cheek started crying as his brothers got even angrier at Chris. Chris just dropped the hatchet and ran away from them as they started chasing him.

Chris entered the kitchen to look for some place to hide. The chicks entered the kitchen and Chris was still hiding from them. This scene looks quite similar from Jurassic Park; where the two kids were hiding from the Velociraptors. But Chris grabbed a saucepan and hit one of the chicks. The last chick attacked him in the face and he was about to rip his throat out...until he was grabbed by Stewie. Stewie puts the chick in the oven and bake him at a very high temperature. They finally got out of the kitchen...injured and exhausted by that epic brawl. But they didn't know the three chickens...were still alive.

Deleted Scene #5

Chapter: The Hunter Games

In Quagmire's house; Quagmire saw Brenda still crying on the sofa.

"Brenda? Are you okay?" Quagmire asked.

"No...I'm not okay" Brenda answered "My husband is dead and my baby is gonna grow without a father"

"Sis...you gotta forget it and move on" Quagmire said "It's for the best"

"No, I love him!" Brenda said "I want him to be with me!"

"How can you love somebody who mercilessly beat you over and over again?" Quagmire asked "This isn't LOVE, SIS'!"

"What do YOU know about love?" Brenda asked "You sleep with so many women every goddamn day!"

"This isn't about me" Quagmire said "This man was a monster!"

"You had something to do with his death...didn't you?" Brenda asked.

Quagmire went silent...and then looked at her with serious eyes, "I did what I had to do, Brenda. I don't know what Jeff did to you...but you were either too scared or too stupid to realize what a jackass Jeff was.

Brenda looked at him in shock, "H-how could you..."

"Hey, don't judge me! I was doing what was best for you because you obviously could not do it yourself." Quagmire said with indifference.

"You bastard..." Brenda said angrily.

"Oh, I'm the bastard? Jeff beats you over and over and you love him, yet I save you and your child from a living hell...and I'm the bad guy?" Quagmire angrily remarked, "Let me ask you this...when did Jeff ever say 'I love you'?"

Brenda was about to rebut...but she had nothing...

"You see? You got nothing!" Quagmire growled, before calming down, "Look...I love you, sis...and I really care about you...and you may hate me now...and you may hate me forever...but deep down...I know you will thank me for this.

Brenda looked at him...before she burst into tears and ran into her room, slamming the door, as Quagmire let out a heavy sigh.

"God, this could not get any worse." Quagmire said.

DING-DONG!

Quagmire goes to open the door, only to find Axel, who kicked him in the balls...HARD.

"Stay away from Brian's girlfriend, dick-head!" Axel warned as he spit on his face and slammed the door.

"Yes...grr...this is worse" Quagmire groaned.

Deleted Scene #6

Chapter: Laugh Free or Die Hard

"I'm not mad at you, Meg" Eddie said "Men can be sensitive too"

Flashback

Fix-it Felix Jr. was making dinner when Sergeant Calhoun finally came home (A/E: they're characters from Wreck-it Ralph, if you don't know).

"I'm home" Calhoun said "God, there were a lot of Cy-bugs today"

"I'm glad you're home, honey" Fix-it said, kissing her "Today I made a delicious pasta that I learned about visiting the game 'Cooking Mama' (A/E: That game is real, by the way). That sweet woman is so kind, although her clothes are SO out-of-fashion"

"God, Sugar Rush must have affected his masculinity..." Calhoun complained.

Flashback's end

Deleted Scene #7

Chapter: Parade, American Style

Helena was drinking coffee with a tall, well-shaped man, who resembled an older version of Matt, who had the same age as Peter. He had short black hair and a full black beard. He wore black long pants, a light blue shirt, a purple tie and a black wool flannel jacket.

"Looks like the parade is going to start" the man said, his voice is J.K. Simmons.

"It's gonna be spectacular, Mr. Kennedy" Helena said.

"I told you: Mr. Kennedy is my brother, you can call me Bruce" Bruce said.

"Sorry Bruce, It's just...I haven't been on a date since my divorce. I had been busy taking care of my kids and with work that I never had the time to get out." Helena confessed.

"It's okay, it's a good thing that our sons are good friends, even more so with your daughter babysitting mine." Bruce said, letting out a sigh as he took out a photo of him and a beautiful woman "They really miss their mother..."

"I wish I could say the same thing with my children's father..." Helena said.

"What ever happened between you and your ex-husband?" Bruce asked, making Helena feeling uncomfortable "Sorry, It's none of my business"

"No, it's okay..." Helena said "It's just...I don't know if I want another man in my life"

"Just follow what you know is right and I'm sure you'll find what you want" Bruce said touching her hand.

"Thank you, Bruce" Helena thanked.

Deleted Scene #8

Chapter: How I met your Mother

Frank was sitting in the shadows of his apartment. He thought he'll never see his family anymore until...

KNOCK-KNOCK

"Who's there?" Frank asked.

The door was opened, revealing...Helena.

"Helena?" Frank asked "How did you know where I live?"

"Amy told me...while Eddie wasn't around" Helena said "Don't worry, they are both back at my apartment asleep."

"You shouldn't come here..." Frank said with a guilty tone "If my son see me with you..."

"Are you still feeling guilty for what you did to us years ago?" Helena asked.

"I'll never forgive myself for that...in fact: I really shouldn't be free" Frank answered "I should be in jail for at least 50 years if not for life."

"Then why are you free?" Helena asked, but she didn't receive and answer "Frank..."

"I can't tell you..." Frank said.

"Frank!" Helena called.

"It was an reward...for doing this mission a CIA agent had me do." Frank said "I didn't want the reward but the agent was persistent."

"Wait, you mean...that the agent cleared you of everything?" Helena asked in shock, "Records expunged? Charges dropped? Cleared of all convictions?"

"That doesn't changes anything!" Frank answered, outraged "They can make my past go away, but NOT the memories of what I put you three through! I couldn't live knowing I committed those sins" Helena was confused by what Frank said "I couldn't take it anymore...I wanted to put an end on my pain. I had a gun and held it in my mouth. I was going to pull the trigger and end everything...but I couldn't."

"You tried to kill yourself?" Helena asked.

"My life was ruined anyway!" Frank answered "And even if I did it, that wouldn't make me a better per-!"

But then Helena grabbed his head and passionately kissed him.

"You ARE a better person already..." Helena said.

"How can you love me...?" Frank asked "Don't you see I'm the monster who corrupted your son...?"

"I must admit...at the moment I saw you...some part of me wanted to kill you for what you did to us...but right now...I feel the same way I did when we first met...because I see the good and honest man I fell in love with."

"I'm not sure if I'm still good and honest..." Frank said.

"But you are...you just need Eddie to see it" Helena said "He's still hurting from the past...just like you were when your parents died"

"Yes, I was an angry man, blinded by the pain and sadness..." Frank said.

"But there's still hope, just don't lose the faith in our son..." Helena said.

"Never..." Frank replied.

"Oh and I want you to make me a favor" Helena said.

"Yes?" Frank asked.

Deleted Scene #9

Chapter: Daedalus and Icarus, part 2

"Uh, Axel, why do you have an alien wolf in a choke-hold?" Amy asked. Somehow Axel managed to grab a hold of a female alien wolf, as she struggled to break free.

"Well, I just thought since I haven't gotten laid for a while now that I…" Axel tried to explain, but everyone just stared at him… "Come on, can't I…" They all shook their heads, "*Sigh* Fine." He pulls out a Desert Eagle and blew the alien's brain out.

Deleted Scene #10

Chapter: Daedalus and Icarus, part 2

Flashback

It showed everyone in the fields just outside of Quahog, all unconscious…except for Helena, Brian, Stewie, and Axel.

"Let see…" Brian said, looking around, as he was counting, "Yup, everyone is accounted for. Good thing those Xenosians are true to their words."

"Yes…although I don't know how the hell we are going to explain to these people what the hell just happened." Axel chuckled.

They aren't going to know what happen.

Suddenly, D reveals himself from the shadows.

Helena gasped, "Chief? What are you doing here?!"

"You went against orders, Helena." D growled, "Because of you, you nearly compromised our entire organization."

"Uh, who are you?" Axel asked.

"I am Chief D. I lead the organization that our friend Helena is a part of. And who are you, pray tell?"

"Axel Everett, sir. What do you mean 'they aren't going to know what happen'?" Axel eyed suspiciously.

"Look, boy, this is a rather serious matter. If these people knew that aliens were out there, it would cause pandemonium, which leads to anarchy…and possibly...nuclear warfare." D said ominously, "We must eradicate their memories before they wake up." D explained.

"Says who? You can't just cover up something like this! How the hell are you going to explain all the destruction they caused?"

"Hurricane." D answered.

"Really? What about Anthony? He was killed by them!" Axel rebutted.

"We will erase all memories of him."

"No…no, you can't do this. People deserves to know the truth!" Axel declared.

"Axel…" Brian said.

D sighed, "Well, it looks like you are going to be a liability, Mr. Everett. Helena, if you please."

Immediately Helena, Brian, and Stewie put on sunglasses and Helena used a Memory Eraser on Axel…soon, Helena asked, "Are you alright, Axel?"

"Hell no, I'm not alright! What you guys are doing is wrong!" Axel snarled.

"What the hell? Try that again!" D ordered.

Helena activated the Memory Eraser again…and Brian asked, "Axel, are you okay?"

"I am becoming rather annoyed with you using that Memory Eraser on

me." Axel muttered, still remembering everything.

"How are you still remembering everything? The Memory Eraser is a state-of-the-art piece of gadgetry!" D exclaimed.

"Let me tell you something, D. This head…" Axel gestured to his head,

"Holds everything inside like a steel-iron vault. I cannot forget anything that I refuse to let go. And no fancy do-that can change that."

"Well, looks like it's time for Plan B." Stewie said, as he picked up a big stick and prepared to whack him…before Helena stopped him.

"Look, Axel. I know you don't like this…but it is for the best." Helena explained.

"Yes, Mr. Everett. And if you refuse to keep all of this a secret, I can easily hide you and everyone here away from the public's eye indefinitely." D threatened, "Do you want this mother, child, and dog taken from their family?"

Axel was about to deny…but he knew that he was right…he lowered his head in defeat, "Alright. You have my word."

"Good. Now, I need all four of you to start erasing all these people's memories before the night is done. Me and the others will attend to wiping all recordings etc. of this event." With that, D disappeared into the shadow."

Flashback end

Deleted Scene #11

Chapter: Daedalus and Icarus, part 2

Suddenly, a camera screen turned on, showing Axel. "Is this thing on? Ah, there's the light." Axel said, as he sat down in front of it. "Hey there, Ed, Amy, and the Griffin family. You are probably wondering what this recording is about… even more so, I bet Eddie is wondering what ever happened to that documentary he was filming…" Axel then gave a nervous laugh, "Well…I found ROB-B soon after I left the hospital, and seeing how he still had this video, I figured it could give me a chance to tell you what really happened. That hurricane that you don't remember happening? Well, it wasn't a hurricane. Don't laugh when I say this, but what happened was…Aliens. No, not the aliens from Monsters VS Aliens, nor the ones from War of the Worlds, nor the one in Aliens or any of the AVPs films. I would say more, but I am a little pressed for time, so I will give you a short version."

Axel takes a deep breath.

"Basically, a meteor crashed in the lake, a UFO appeared, you ran away from home, you and Meg went to crash site to make out, UFO started beaming people, The Griffins got beamed, you and Frank got into a fight, I kicked Eddie's ass, we tried to fight the aliens, got captured, learned that Ed's mom was a secret agent, Aliens tries to crossbreed us with other aliens, we kicked alien ass, we force the captain to release us, a big monster tries to kill us, Meg kicks his ass, then it comes back, then Brian finishes it, then the captain sent us home before blowing up the ship, you all were in a field." He paused, only to sigh, "Now, you are all wondering why you don't remember this…well, this guy named D said that no one can know about what happened…and even though it was against my better judgment, I had no choice but to swear to secrecy." Then he smirked, "But what he didn't count on was this film. So, once this entire alien thing blows over with their organization, I will show you this video and you will know the truth. But for now…this recording will be hidden."

The hunter then let out a chuckle.

"You know, when I came to this town on Halloween night, I was planning on only staying a month or two…but then I met all you guys, and it was a big adventure, what with Dylan being a werewolf, Matt getting a Spellbook, Tracy possibly cheating on Brian with Quagmire, Kevin Swanson being a traitor, Meg being a comedian, Frank telling us how he met Helena and my parents, and of course, us meeting ROB-B."

"ROB-B!" ROB-B answered in response.

But then Axel's face turned serious, "Then…I learned about what truly happened to my parents…they were murdered by Supremacy Phoenixes. I know I hadn't made much leeway this year…but I have every intention on taking them down, like Patrick Jane planned on taking down Red John. Not just for me…but for my parents and Royce…who are still in a coma. So, I might as well say this, I am here to stay. End log." With that, Axel walked towards his bed…and then the camera reveals that there was a Siberian husky and a naked woman (covered by the blanket) in his bed, as Axel began to undress and get into bed with them, before turning to the camera, "What? I figured this video could use a hot sex scene. Now if you excuse me…" He then grabbed the two females and brought them under the blankets…as the screen fades to black…

Alternate After Credits Scene:

In a location undisclosed, a young man, dressed up like a film noir gangster wearing a trenchcoat and a fedora, was walking through a dark hallway, entering what seemed to be a dimly-lit office with a desk.

At first glance, it seemed like he was talking to no one…but then the chair behind the desk turned around, to show a silhouetted person, as he was smoking…

"Did you now?" The voice, obviously a man, said. (His voice is that of Simon Baker)

"Yes, sir. We had successfully pinpointed his location to a town named…Quahog, Rhode Island." He said, as he placed an open folder with a map of Quahog, "And according to resources, he had been hanging out with these people."

He placed pictures of Eddie, Meg, Peter, Brian, Chris, Zack, and the others on the map, "We managed to silence that leak" He showed the picture of Royce Zekiel

"…but now the boy knows who we are…what is your plan of action?"

The man looked at the folder and pictures…and then he puffed another smoke.

"Have Crookshank board the first flight to Quahog. He should know what to do. Dismiss."

The man leaves the office, as the silhouette looked at the folder once more…and then, he pulls out another picture, and said to himself, "Make your move, Axel Everett…no matter what…you will lose." Then he simply placed the picture on the desk, revealing it to be that of Axel. Dramatic music ensues as the screen fades to black

End of Deleted Scenes

(A/E: Sorry if one of the scenes were TOO sentimental and TOO expositional. Especially the ones involving Frank. First at all: I know Domestic Violence is a serious crime that should be punished by the law. But I really wanted to add a 'redemption quest' to make this fanfic more dramatic. After all: people can change, they only need to choose. Also, most of the scenes involving Axel are written by Shen's General, my second editor and friend.)