THE JACKET

DAY ONE

KARA'S EYES thinned as she entered the living room of the Door. Looking around, she huffed and flipped the light switch, bringing Cher to light as she stood at the kitchen table. Clad in a suit, the redhead gestured to the candlelit dinner set behind her.

"Cher, what're you doing?" Kara deadpanned.

"I prepared a nice meal for you." She smiled. "Thought I'd give my girlfriend a good time after the hell she's been through."

"I'm not you – ooh, is that salmon?" Kara's eyes lit up.

"Mmm-hmm, just as you like it."

"Hmm." The Kryptonian stroked her chin. "Alright, I'll bite."

"Huh?" Cher backed up.

"I'll bite." Kara sauntered toward her, placing a hand on her hip. She gave a deep chuckle as Cher jerked back in surprise, placing her hands on the table as she cornered the smaller woman. "I think it's okay now that we're alone, right?" She closed her eyes halfway.

"What're you doing?" Cher leaned back, recoiling as their breasts nearly made contact.

"Whatever I want." Kara smirked and puckered her lips to kiss her.

"Ew!" Cher screamed and ran off, heading toward the stairs. "Dr Cello, help me!"

Smirking as the woman's voice deadened out of earshot, Kara dusted her hands and crossed her arms. "I knew it."


DAY TWO

PUSHING THE door open, Kara entered her room and frowned as she saw a blue dress on her bed. She moved up to it and picked up a gift card. She opened it and huffed as she read:

"To my favourite girl?" She raised her brow.

She picked up the dress and scowled at the diamonds shimmering in the fabric. Ripping it in half, she tossed it into the bin behind her and lay on the bed. She lifted the card and burnt it with laser vision.


DAY THREE

CONNOR, WALLY, Jaime and Kara sat around the living room watching TV as a trailer just finished. "Whoa, mind blown!" Wally's mouth fell agape.

"Hmm, maybe I should give Game of Thrones a try." Jaime stroked his chin.

"That's it, I can't take it anymore!" Cher ran into the room.

"Can't take what?" Connor sat back.

"Cher, stop." Kara rubbed the bridge of her nose.

"I can't hold this secret any longer; I'm love with Kara and I know she loves me back!" She proclaimed.

"Oh God." Kara groaned.

"Well, that's good news." Jaime smiled.

"Huh?" Kara's eyes dilated.

"Yeah, it's gonna be a lot hotter around here." Wally smirked.

"It's very progressive." Connor nodded.

"What? Don't encourage her!" Kara looked at the three in shock.

"This is fantastic news, Kara." Jaime stood up. "Dating a fellow woman will open you up to new experiences!"

"Like us watching you make out any time we want." Wally smiled devilishly.

"Well, to name everything, yeah." Jaime shrugged.

"I can't believe you – I'm not gay!" Kara frowned.

"Kiss me!" Cher moved toward her with open arms.

"No, I've had enough of this!" Kara flew off.

"Whoa." Wally jerked back and chuckled. "Maybe you should've been more subtle."

"Groping her always works." Jaime leaned toward Cher.

Kara flew back into the room and shoved a straitjacket onto the woman. "I'm sick of this!"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, I was just kidding." Cher began to panic.

"Ha, straight jacket." Wally snickered.

"What kinda joke runs for weeks on end?" Kara growled.

"Mine! Geez, Kara, I was just messing with you." Cher chuckled. "Man, I have a boyfriend."

"Really?" Kara's expression softened.

"Yeah." Cher nodded. "Calm down, I just wanted to see how you reacted."

"Well, stop! It's not funny." Kara stopped hovering.

"Fine, I'll stop." Cher shrugged.

"Good." Kara began to walk away when she felt her ass being grabbed. "I thought you said you'd stop!?" She turned around and punched Dr Cello who was behind her. "What the?" The scientist barely flinched and leered as she moved her fist from his face. "How did you –,"

"I am infinitely powerful!" He flung back and smashed into a wall.

"What the hell?" Kara squinted in surprise.

Dr Cello walked into the room behind them, drinking a cup of coffee when he saw the scientist planted on the wall. Kara looked at the man standing behind her then looked at the wall, seeing his feet sticking out. She looked back and forth then raised her brow as he'd disappeared from the wall.

"Whoa, that looked like it hurt!" Dr Cello sipped his coffee and walked away, leaving the others with their mouths agape.

"What is with this universe?" Wally raised his brow.

"That's the million dollar question!" Deadpool jumped down behind him and put his arm on his shoulder. "Now, how much will you pay to discover it?" He winked at the camera. "See you later, munchkins."