"I am Sexystar, king of SexyClan!" screamed Cloudtail.

"All hail Sexystar!" cried the Clan. They bowed to him, then began to carry him on their shoulders.

"IT'S A PRANK!" yowled Cloudtail.

The Clan dropped him on the ground, then trampled all over him.

"Ow..." Cloudtail curled up in a tiny ball. ''I wish I hadn't pranked them..." he was hurt all over.

Then, Gorgeousleaf stood over him. She licked him.

Cloudtail's eyes turned to hearts. "I LOVE YOU GORGEOUSLEAF!"

Suddenly, Gorgeousleaf unzipped herself.

Cloudtail gasped.

It was Brightheart. "HOW DARE YOU!" she screamed. She clawed at him. Then walked away. Then came back. "Oh, yeah, you just got PUNK'D!"

"Since when did you watch that show?" Cloudtail curled up into a tighter ball.

Brightheart did not answer him. She walked away.

Jayfeather ran out of the medicine den. "I CAN SEE!" he screamed.

Bramblestar ran over to him. "Prove it." he challenged. "What color are my shoes?"

"Um, cats don't wear shoes. So, your answer is they have no color."

"CORRECT!" Bramblestar screamed. "OMG IT'S A MEDICAL MIRACLE! PRAISE STARCLAN!" he ran out of camp.

Jayfeather rolled his eyes. "YOU JUST GOT PRANKED!" he screamed.

Bramblestar came back to camp pouting.

"Idiot." Jayfeather muttered.

"So that's why I didn't see him at all during the ceremony!" Peetastar mewed.

Amberpaw growled. "Shush! Don't interrupt me!"

"Heehee." Sugarkit, Candykit, Happykit, and Rainbowkit giggled. They grabbed the four cans of shaving cream they found in the bathroom (AKA the dirtplace). They sprayed Bramblestar's den with shaving cream as he slept.

When Bramblestar woke up, he looked around and screamed. "HELP HELP!" he screamed running out of the den. He slipped, and fell off Highledge.

And this is how Bramblestar lost his first life.

Sugarkit, Candykit, Happykit, and Rainbowkit looked at each other.

"We need to clean this up mess." Candykit mewed.

"Oh yeah." Happykit surveyed the den.

"Hide the evidence!" growled Rainbowkit.

"Let's get to work, soldiers." Sugarkit passed out cleaning supplies.

"Are you okay, Bramblestar?" Leafpool mewed (because of Bramblestar's stupidity, Jayfeather had refused to nurse him back to health, so Leafpool took over)

"NO!" he wailed. "MY DEN IS FULL OF SHAVING CREAM!"

"Did you have a bad dream?" Leafpool mewed anxiously.

"NO!" screamed Bramblestar.

"Does he have a concussion?" asked Briarlight anxiously.

"I don't know..." Leafpool shrugged.

"No, I'm telling the truth! Come look!" Bramblestar ran out of the medicine den and into his den. The Clan followed.

There was no shaving cream. And it was clean. In fact, it was so clean it sparkled.

"Mommy, our leader's gone mad." Candykit squeaked, falsely worried.

"What are we going to do?" Sugarkit began to fake-cry. Her sisters/partners-in-crime soon followed.

"Hush, hush, little ones. It'll be all right." Ferncloud soothed. Then she glared at the Clan. "Move Bramblestar away! Ship him to a mental asylum!"

"YOU JUST GOT PRANKED!" screamed the four she-kits.

Ferncloud glared at her kits. "How dare you..."

Bramblestar began to cry. "Pranked by the kits of my own Clan..." he blubbered.

And that was day one.