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Author's note: Once again I don't own Gandalf (grr.) or the Balrog (phew!). Neither do I own or know The Crystals, who wrote "And Then He Kissed Me". I know I've got a few requests still to do, no worries, they are coming. And keep requesting out there! It gives me something to do to keep my mind of chemistry and other things. Oh, and if you've never read the Two Towers, this song is a spoiler. I probably should've put that on some of the others, but oh well. I get to be that kid who told you Santa was a joke. (But, for the record, the Easter Bunny is real!)
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--(Gandalf (who is now 'the White') is telling the story of what happened in Moria to Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli. He dances with much swirling of robes, and waggling of beard.)--
Well, he walked up to me and I said that he couldn't pass.
He looked kinda mad as he said 'I'll kick your ass.'
When we fought my staff was bright
And we gave the Fellowship a fright
It was getting black as night
And then he killed me.
Then as we fell we fought and then he used his whip.
I wanted to let him know that I would not take no lip.
And then I was lots of pain
So I called him Durin's Bane
And he said I had nothing to gain
And then he killed me.
He killed me in a way that I've never been killed before,
He killed me in a way that left me a little sore.
I knew that I'd come back so I gave him all the fight that I had
One day I saw an eagle, that sight made me really glad.
Then he asked me if I wanted a ride
The eagle said he thought I'd died.
I told him all with one loud cry:
"A Balrog killed me!"
I remember the fireside,
The Fellowship that thought I'd died.
I felt so happy I almost cried
He didn't kill me.
He didn't kill me.
And then I killed he.