- Aah, Kaiba said with pleasure. Nothing's better than vodka mixed with some cocaine.
- Nii-sama is it really time to sit in that fancy chair and thug life glasses and drink some goodies when we all should focusing on finding Bakura? Mokuba aka Marambe asked slightly with fear.
- Finding Bakura? Kaiba repeated. Wasn't Finding Dora making enough money to the poor illustrators to pay their toilet paper?
- For the first it is Finding Doris not Dora and we need help to find him, Mokuba told him. What if he's still stuck on that creepy Christian island!
- But who's this Dora then? Kaiba said surprisingly very interested.
- Dora the explorer on the TV you know but we have other problems.., Mokuba tried saying.
- Oh dat girl, Kaiba said like he was the center of the whole knowledge in the world.
Sadly Mokuba turned himself to keep searching for the missing Bakura. Suddenly he heard the word "caboodle" from the bottom of the ship. He went with small steps closer to the stairs and down to the voice. What he got to see was Bakura! He was asleep and sleep talked.
- Bakura you were here all along? Mokuba the lil' fag asked and he woke up.
- Yeah, he said and yawned.
- Well if your safe we can now go back home, Mokuba said with a chill level on 2.
- Already? Bakura asked. Can't we wait 'til two days? Jonouchi's birthday is tomorrow and can't we surprise him? That's what we do in this satanic group!
- But you never celebrated me last week on MY birthday, Mokuba said with a tear in his tiny eye.
- Well shit happens! Bakura said and half smirk for nothing. But can we stay?
- Sure then, only if you guys throw a party for me next year, Mokuba added.
- Okeh, Bakura said and tried to fall asleep.
The next day was Jonouchi's birthday. Everyone except Yami and Yugi stood ready to sing for Jonouchi outside his room at 6 am.
- We've waited for them for years now, Kaiba started. What can they possibly do now, maybe they fell asleep again. Isono and Mokuba bring them here right away, it's an order!
Both Mokuba and Isono went to wake them lil' ducks up. When they were in front of the door they heard they talking so they decided to be sneaky ass bootys and listen. They heard "Why is yours sooooo big?, I like nuts, moan* moan*, oui I like your baguette.". They realized it was a terrible mistake to listen because now they have nightmares even when they don't sleep.
- I'm not going in there to disturbed or see what they're doing, Isono whispered.
- Really do I need to do this? Mokuba whispered back.
Without answering Isono opened the door and ran away so Mokuba stood there for himself. Apparently Yami was brushing them shiny teeth and Yugi was eating nuts and a baguette.
- Eeh we have been waiting for you and Kaiba want you to come now, the helpless Mokuba said and blushed.
- Okeh, Yugi responded and Yami spitted out the remaining toothpaste.
Mokuba ran away back and after some seconds Yami and Yugi did so too to sing for Jonouchi.
- Eyy Jonouchi! Honda shouted to get his attention.
- Yeah bud, Jonouchi said.
- Because it's your birthday today I got a surprise for you! Honda said excited.
- Surprise for me? Jonouchi asked surprised.
- I brought Ash Ketchum from Pokémon here and now! Honda said and showed him for Jonouchi.
- Really? Jonouchi said very surprisingly. It's the best thing someone ever could give me thanks!
- I don't identify me as a thing actually a duck, Ash said with a "nyet" in his voice.
Later the same day Otogi had fixed a party, he also invited some cool and hot girls. Everyone seemed to enjoy it, even Kaiba who was eating all the snacks. The other guys were trying to hit on the girls, even Mokuba. After a while of chilling Otogi turned on the radio and suggested everyone to dance. Yami gave Yugi a little awkward stare and a smirk. Yugi totally knew that Yami wanted to dance with him!
- Can you dance Yugi? Yami asked with a sensual tone.
- Not really.., Yugi said and looked away.
- Well I can teach you then, Yami said and came closer to him.
"Yami knows how to treat a man." Yugi thought. They started to dance to some really good songs like "Baby got back" by Sir mix-a-lot, "Only time" by Enya, "What is love" by Haddaway and "Smoke weed everyday" by Snoop dogg. Yugi felt that hard dick from Yami and he would lie if he said he didn't like it. He also thought that Yami was a great dancer. But Yugi already knew that tho. The night was amazing for the lovely ducks, even when it was time for bedtime.