Author: Hey guys sorry about the change in format, I had to change it or else I would have been reported. On another note I decided to make a special, somewhat cracky chapter for you guys! I hope you like it :D )
This time the axis powers and the allied forces will react to: being asked on a date.
~Germany~
A random girl walks up to him "Hey handsome wanna go out sometime?" she asks in a seductive tone.
Germany's face turns bright red "O-oh u-uh...I-i'm sorry...but...Idon'tswingthatwaylady!" he yells as he runs off like the gay German fairy he is.
~Italy~
An Italian woman wearing a red dress walks up to him "Hey baby...wanna...get together sometime?" she says with a wink.
"Oh sure-a bella I would-a love to get-a together! where do you wanna go? when do you wanna go? what-a time?" he says excitedly.
The woman grins "How about now?" she says while attempting to be seductive.
"Oh um...I don't think-a Germany would-a like that...I'm supposed to be in training right now..."
"awww...can't you skip training to hang out with little old me?" she said while trying to act cute and innocent.
"ITAAAALIAAAA" Germany yelled as loud as he could as he spotted the Italian man.
"Oh shit...GOTTA GO FAST!" he yelled as he took off at the speed of light.
~Japan~
Japan was sight-seeing in America when a lady in a short black dress came up to him.
"My mother taught me to be a very good girl. But today, I feel naughty."
Japan got flustered at the woman's advances "M-miss...that is very inappropriate..."
"Oh come on sugar you know you want me" she said seductively while holding onto his arm.
And at that moment Japan spontaneously combusted in to an explosion of rainbows, butterflys and tiny unicorns because his personal space had been violated.
~England~
"Hey honey how's it goin?" asked a blonde girl in a crop top and short shorts
"T-terribly sorry love...but...do I know you?" he asked, obviously confused as to why the woman was flirting with him.
"No...but I would love to get to know you better!" she said while checking him out.
"I-I-I-I- u-u-u-um..." he pretended to hear his mother calling him " Why yes mumsy it is a lovely day for tea and scones!" he said while summoning his magical rainbow unicorn and riding off into the sunset on its back.
~America~
"Hey sugar, wanna go out sometime?"
"Sure! how about we go to mcdonalds!"
"I was thinkin somewhere a little more private...but...if your willing to do stuff out in the open then...that's ok as well..."
"F*ck yea! let's go lady!" he yelled dragging her off to the nearest mcdonalds while riding his Mochi-self that he borrowed from Estonia
~France~
A girl walked up to France "Tomorrow when I wake up, I hope you're the first thing I see."
"Ohononhon I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?"
The woman smirked "I like a man who knows who he wants."
France laughed and said "Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me."
The woman only grinned and said "Hey, could you pose with me while my friend takes a picture? I want to make my ex-boyfriend jealous."
And they continued on until cupid came, said their time was up and shot them in the ass with his arrows until their butts exploded and sparkles came out.
~Russia~
"Hello good lookin wanna come back to my place for some vodka?"
Ivan looked at the woman with an odd expression on his face "Nyet...I am busy buying sunflowers to shove up your a$$ for hitting on me, you would enjoy that da?"
~China~
"Hello sir, would ya like to see the magnificent panda girl?"
Yao's eyes lit up "Yes!"
"Follow me" the woman said as she led him to an enclosure. once they got to the enclosure they stuffed him into a panda suit and sold him to a panda collector. In the end Yao became a pandasexual and lived happily ever after in the panda collector's panda enclosure where he could be free with his panda brethren.
Shinatty-chan visits him once a month.