Ten Holiday Gifts For...Alice
AN – Sorry! Microsoft Word wouldn't let me use it, something about a product key? Don't ask. But anyway, it's fixed now, and will update for the last two days.
On the twentieth day of December Twilight gave to me, Alice on a shopping spree
Her own collection of Barbie dolls – So she can dress them up to her heart's content!
Phone books –For those hard to reach places
Bumper sticks – To put on that cool Porsche
The Financial Times – So she can keep track of her stocks
A hairdressing course –Now she can attack Bella (and anyone else who she happens to see) with a hairbrush and scissors
A trampoline – Imagine what little Alice could do on a trampoline, she would get Olympic stars running for their money!
A party hat – To re use for the several parties she seems to throw
A secret locator – So the Cullens can track her next time she runs off and doesn't tell anyone where she is
A item of clothing with the words 'I Love Emos' – Jasper's her one and only
Sunglasses and paparazzi – She's a vampire fashionista, everybody say 'blood'!