Romula

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Romulus: Every boy in Rome gets one of the names that everyone uses. But I have two girls, so I should name them after myself. There's a female equivalent to every Latin male name. Girls, introduce yourselves...

Romula Maior: All right. I'm South Italy. My name means Older Romula. I don't like the naming system.

Romula Minor: Soror! (Sister!) You shouldn't be that rude to the naming system! I'm North Italy, and my name means Younger Romula.

Romulus: If there were many girls in the family, there would be a number instead of maior or minor. For example,

Romula Tertia: Hi, I'm Seborga! I'm pretending to be their sister! My name means Third Romula. My "sisters" are Second Romula and First Romula.

Romula Secunda: Salve, (Hello,) Romula Tertia!

Romula Prima: Father, you do realize you gave us your praenomen (first name) instead of your cognomen (family name or last name), like you were supposed to?

Romulus: Eh, I don't have a cognomen. Besides, that would be too complicated!

Romula Prima: Right...

The end. Yeah, it was short. Sorry guys.

Romulus and Romula were not actually names that the Romans used, but all the female names took the "us" that the male name ended with and changed it to "a", because those were the endings. Endings are strange, so I won't even go into those, as this name thing is confusing enough as it is.

And Maior. No, I didn't spell it wrong. There are no j's in Latin.

Bye until next time, guys!

~EverythingMath