Hello, dear readers! I'm DarkNutDestroyer and here's the tenth chapter of this series! I just made it to the 100th way to get kicked out of Konoha! I hope you are still interested with this story and haven't been bored to death! I thank you all for your continued support and I hope we will get one day to the number 333! Let's end this introduction and start the chapter!

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333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Konoha

100. Break the fourth wall.

"Namikaze! Where are you!" shouted the First and Second Hokage, breaking through a wall of the Shinigami's stomach.
"WHAT! What's happening?" said a surprised blonde who was busy brooding in a corner for all eternity.

"We found a super cool story on the internet today! It was a list of stupid things we should do to piss people off!"

"Isn't it what you do every day?" asked the dubious man while raising his eyebrow.

"That's beside the point! What's important is that we decided to do them all and it was hilarious! We managed to get to number 100! The problem is that we need your help!"

"What do you need me for? Also, how did you manage to enter this place? It's supposed to be impenetrable."

"Duh, we used the power of fanfiction to break the rules of reality…or manga in this case," said Tobirama while rolling his eyes. Minato twitched when he saw the two of them take a dramatic pose while staring directly at the camera. Like, come on! He knew that he had to follow the author's script, but this was getting ridiculous! His eyebrow twitched even harder when he saw a female cast member put some powder on Tobirama's face. "What you have to do is easy. We simply have to break your spine."

"Oh, if it's just that, I'll… wait, WHAT!"screamed a wide-eyed Namikaze.

"Look," said Hashimara before presenting a paper. "As you see, at the 100th point, it says to break the fourth wall. We had obviously no idea what it meant."

"That wasn't in the script! It was supposed to be you thanking all of our reviewers and followers for their continued support while making it pass as a joke!"

"Well, we thought it would be boring so we asked the author if we could do it and he said that we had his whole-hearted support."

Minato turned to the camera and shouted: "DarkNutDestroyer…YOU ASSHOLE!"

"Sorry Minato, but it's for a noble cause!" a sentient voice boomed from nowhere.

"Noble cause my ass." mumbled the irate man.

The two Hokages quickly approached the man and, just when it was about to become gory, a sign with the word "CENSORED" written on it blocked the camera's view.

Hinata then appeared on the screen before she bowed respectfully and said: "As you can see, the censoring system of kicked in and prevents you from watching this scene. However, the K+ rated written on the description of the fanfic below allows us to have a cute girl present to you the many thanks of the author to you from the author and his gratitude for your support. I hope you will continue to read this story."

Hinata finished her speech by bowing again and the curtains fell.

Chapter end!

Author's note

And this wraps it up! I only put one point in this chapter. After this, the other ones will continue their usual 11-point format. I hope you like this story!

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