Author: Naruko-koi

Rating: T

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any of the Naruto characters… If I did Naruto would be even more kick ass then he already is

A/N: So… I'm finally updating after like two weeks. I wasn't going to update, but I'm stuck at home because of the weather… It's snowing… and here, it doesn't snow… EVER!! Your probably wondering when they'll go out to fight the Sound… It's coming soon. They next few chapters are going to be exciting, I hope.

WARNING: There is a point in this chapter were Sasuke gets a little touchy feely… so just deal with it.

Based on anime and manga Naruto

Previously:

Sasuke looked at the bottle for a moment, debating on whether to get drunk or not. But once he heard the laughter of Naruko and the others he took the bottle and started chugging down it down.

'Yep… I'm getting drunk tonight…'

Chapter 10: Payback is a Bitch

"29 bottles of beer on da wall, 29 bottles of beer…" Sasuke slurred as he danced around the stage swing a bottle of beer. Thankfully, everyone had already left and the only people there were laughing their asses off at the sight of the proud Uchiha prince embarrassing himself.

"Okay you guys, I think that's enough for tonight," Naruko said as she lifted herself off the floor and clutching her stomach from laughing so hard, "We shouldn't let him drink anymore."

"Yeah… He needs to get some rest," Itachi said, "Someone needs to take him to his room and keep an eye on him to make sure he doesn't hurt himself."

Everyone turned their gazes toward Naruko, "Me?" she asked in a 'there-is-no-way-in-hell-I-am-going-to-watch-that-bastard' tone.

"Thank you for volunteering Naruto," Deidara interrupted with a sadistic smile on his face… payback is a bitch, "Well, the rest of us better be on our way."

"Wait a second!" Naruko yelled as she stepped in front of the exit to stop the others from leaving.

"Hey guyz," Sasuke slurred and he tried to walk over to the others without falling on his face, "I have a question?"

Everyone gave a questioning look toward the raven before asking, "What?"

"Well… ya know that girl that called me ya bastard," he said as he wobbled to keep his balance.

"Yeah… why?" Ino asked.

"Well… I noticed tat she wasn't here?" he paused to take a gulp of his beer.

"No more beer for you Sasuke," Itachi said as he snatched the bottle away from his brother, earning a growl of disapproval in return, "But my brother does have a point… What happened to that girl?"

"Uhh…" Naruko trailed off. 'The fuck? Where the hell did a question like that come from?' "Well, you see… she… um…"

"She got pregnant and had to leave…" Sakura blurted out, but immediately regretted it afterwards.

"Pregnant?" Naruko asked trying to hold back her anger, but settled with a glare that would have scared away the devil himself.

The other girls tried to hold back their laughter, but were failing miserably. Tears were falling from their eyes from trying so hard not to laugh.

"Are you guys crying?" Neji asked as he raised an eyebrow.

Ino decided to roll with it and said, "She was so young!!! WHY!?"

The other girls played along and started to cry as well as add comments such as 'she had so much potential' and 'she was so naïve'. Naruko glared at every single one of them and swore she was going to punch them in their throats if they didn't shut up.

"Oh, that's too bad," Itachi said as he comforted a 'crying' Deidara, "We should leave… remember to keep on eye on Sasuke, Naruto." Itachi said quickly as he dragged Deidara past Naruko.

Before Naruko could say anything everyone ran passed her and left her alone with Sasuke. Naruko just stared at the door in disbelief. 'Did they just leave me here… alone… with Sasuke?' she thought as she turned around to face the Uchiha.

"I guess I'm stuck with you…" Naruko said a walked over to where Sasuke was sitting.

Sasuke didn't reply, so Naruko figured he was too drunk to respond. She also decided she was going to have to help Sasuke get to his room. She waved a hand in front of his face to make sure he was still conscious because he was too heavy to carry by herself. When he looked up at her and gave her a lopsided smile she felt herself blush… he was an adorable drunk.

"Well, since you're not unconscious, we need to get you to you're room," Naruko said slowly, to make sure he would understand. He nodded and tried to stand up, but fell down on the floor.

"Here… let me help you…" she laughed as she put one of his arms around her shoulder and lifted him back up on to his feet. They walked slowly as they headed toward his room. As they reached the familiar oak door, Naruko opened it and walked inside. "We better get you ready for bed." Naruko stated as she set Sasuke down on the bed.

"Ya wanna help," Sasuke said with a smirk on his face.

"I think you're old enough to do that yourself," Naruko said as she looked away to hide her blush.

"But I can't do it myself," he slurred as he fumbled with the buttons of his shirt.

She turned back toward the raven and rolled her eyes, "You are such a child," she mumbled as she helped him unbutton his shirt. 'Don't think perverted thoughts… don't think perverted thoughts…' she chanted in her head as she helped him strip all the way to his boxers. Once they were done, Naruko took a look at Sasuke's firm chest. She felt a warm substance run down her nose and tried to wipe it away… only to realize she had a bloody nose.

"Ya nose is bleedin'," Sasuke pointed out. Naruko covered up her nose and ran to the bathroom to get a towel and clean up the blood.

Once she was done cleaning up the mess she looked at herself in the mirror, "I am going to fucking kill Itachi for leaving me alone with Sasuke," she said as she imagined all the different ways to kill the future king in the most painful ways possible. Then she thought about how Sasuke moaned her name in the shower the day Chouji accidentally dropped the ramen on his head.

"I'll be surprised if I'm still a virgin by the end of the night…" she mumbled as she walked backed into the room. Once she was back in the room, she noticed Sasuke was no where in sight. "OMIGOD!! Itachi is going to kill me!" she yelled as she ran over to the bed where the Uchiha was sitting moments ago.

Just as she was about to turn around and look for him, she felt a warm breath against her ear, "I'm right here, Naruto," the raven purred.

Naruko turned around to yell at him, but was pushed roughly onto the soft bed. "What the hell Sasuke!?" she yelled trying to sit back up again, but Sasuke kept her pinned down.

"Sasuke, get off of m–" Naruko tried to yell, but was stopped when Sasuke kissed her. Naruko gasped and Sasuke used it as an invitation to slip his tongue into her mouth. 'OMIGOD!!! SASUKE IS KISSING ME – although he has a very talented tongue – BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT!!!' Naruko yelled in her head as she tried to push the Uchiha off of her, but Sasuke had a tight hold on her and didn't budge. Eventually Naruko felt dizzy from the lack of air and started to panic. Sasuke noticed this and pulled away for air.

"Sasuke get the fuck off of me!" Naruko said while gasping for air.

Sasuke just ignored her and decided to attack her neck. He began to lightly nip and suck on the sensitive flesh and once he was done he lifted he head to look at the hickey he left. Smirking at his 'work of art', he then continued to leave more hickeys along her neck and jaw line.

"Sasuke… aahh… GOD DAMMIT… get… off," Naruko moaned as she put up little resistance.

Sasuke smirked as he began to play with the hem of Naruko's shirt before slowly sliding his hand underneath it.

Naruko noticed that Sasuke's hand began to travel upward and began to panic. 'OH MAN!! HE'S GOING TO FIGURE OUT I'M A GIRL!!!' Naruko thought as she opened her mouth to scream, but stopped when Sasuke's body went limp. Naruko paused for a moment before looking at the raven, only to notice he had fallen asleep.

"What the hell…" Naruko whispered as she pushed the Uchiha off her and onto the other side of the bed. She looked as the sleeping man for a moment and then breathed a sigh of relief, "That was close." She continued to looking at the sleeping raven and noticed he looked a lot more serene in his sleep. Not like when he was awake and always scowling, but peaceful and (in Naruko's opinion) like an innocent child.

Naruko could feel her eyelids droop as she began to fall asleep. She tired to stay awake, but gave into the exhaustion and pulled the cover over herself and Sasuke. Once she was comfortable, she fell asleep to the sounds of Sasuke's breathing that filled the quiet room.

Sasuke slowly opened his eyes, but immediately regretted it as the light shined in his eyes and gave him a massive head ache. He groaned and he sat up and looked around the room. 'How did I get back in my room? What the hell happened last night?... The last thing I remember was deciding that I was going to… get… drunk… uh oh…' Sasuke panicked as he looked around the room and noticed spiky blonde hair sticking out from the pillow next to him. Sasuke shifted in the bed and moved the covers over the blonde's head and noticed that, indeed, it was Naruko. 'OMIGOD!! Don't tell me I had sex with Naruto and can't remember!' Sasuke mentally yelled at himself.

Just as Sasuke was about to mentally punch himself in the face he noticed that he was wearing his boxers. 'Wait… If we had amazing sex last night… than why am I still wearing my boxers…?' he thought as he lifted up the covers and noticed that Naruko was still fully clothed. Sasuke breathed a sigh of relief, but immediately stiffened when he felt Naruko move.

Naruko mumbled something about it being cold and wrapped her arms around Sasuke, snuggling closer. Sasuke smiled and wrapped his arms around the blonde and decided that he was going to stay in bed a little longer. Sasuke looked at the blonde's sleeping form and noticed that Naruko didn't look like a man at all… she actually looked quite feminine. That's when Sasuke noticed a series of hickeys that adorned her neck and jaw line. The raven smirked at himself, 'Maybe last night wasn't as eventless as I thought…'

Naruko started the shift around before her eyes finally fluttered open. The first thing she noticed was a pair of onyx eyes staring back at her. She paused for a moment before opening her mouth, "AAAAHHHH!!!" she screamed as she pushed herself off the Uchiha and head first onto the floor.

"Jesus… do you have to be so loud?" Sasuke said as he rubbed his temples, "I have a huge hangover and you're not making it any better with your girlish screeching."

"I do not scream like a girl," Naruko pouted as she rubbed the bump that was forming on her head.

"What happened last night?" Sasuke asked.

Naruko's whole face turned red, confirming that some had indeed happened last night, "Uhh… you got really drunk and everyone dumped you on me, so I stayed the night to make sure you didn't hurt yourself."

"Is that all?" Sasuke pushed.

Naruko turned even redder, if that was even possible; "Of course!!" she lied.

"Then were did you get those hickeys from," Sasuke said as he pointed to her neck.

"Hickeys?" Naruko asked as she looked at her neck in the small mirror in the corner of the room. She took one look at her neck in the mirror before she turned around and punched Sasuke in the shoulder as hard as she could.

"OW!! What was that for?" Sasuke yelled as her rubbed his shoulder.

"What are you… a fucking leech?" Naruko yelled as she pointed to her neck.

"I did that?" Sasuke smirked.

Naruko's eye's widened in horror, "Uhh… well… you were drunk and it was probably just an accident… we can forget it ever happened…" Naruko mumbled as she played with the hem of her shirt, not daring to look the prince in the eyes.

"Do you want to pretend it never happened?" Sasuke asked as he lifted Naruko's chin, so their eyes could meet.

Naruko stared into Sasuke's eyes for awhile before she opened her mouth to reply, "I–" she started but was stopped when the door opened.

"Little brother, we have to prepare to leave tomorrow–" Itachi started, but stopped when he noticed that Sasuke wasn't the only one in the room. He looked at the two and said, "I'm sorry… I didn't know I was interrupting anything."

"Oh… you're not. I was just leaving," Naruko said as she left Sasuke's side and walked to the door, "See you later Sasuke… Itachi…" she bowed as she left the room.

"You have the worst time ever Itachi," Sasuke growled.

"I'm sorry little brother," Itachi apologized, "I came to let you know that we will be leaving tomorrow and we need to get ready."

"Fine… I'll be out once I'm done getting ready."

"Okay," Itachi said simply as he left the room.

"Dammit," Sasuke cursed as fell face first onto his bed. He was so close to getting an answer from Naruko before Itachi interrupted. He pulled a pillow close to his face and inhaled the scent that was strictly Naruko. The raven closed his eyes and pictured Naruko…her blonde hair… her blue eyes…her defiant attitude that attracted her to him. 'He reminds me so much of Naruko… every time I think about him my heart feels warm.' Sasuke thought as he rolled over onto he back and looked at the ceiling.

"What is this feeling I get every time I'm around him?" Sasuke whispered to himself as he walked toward his bathroom.

'Is it love?'

A/N:

Once again… I'm to damn lazy to do those number things… If you have any questions, feel free to ask.

MY GOD!! That ending was SO mushy that I almost couldn't take it… I'm not big on romance… actually I like to read it, but I hate writing it.

Sorry if this chapter was too perverted to you, but it's only going to get worse… because Jiraiya is going to be in the next chapter!!! Yea, I'm so excited… and I'm writing the story!!!

The more reviews I get, the sooner I update and the sooner Jiraiya makes an appearance… it's up to you… dun dun dun duunn!! XD

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