Author:chapter 10, time to write.
Naruto:So what happens here?
Author:Something...good.
Naruto:It took you that long to say that?
Tenten:Where are they?
Author:Waterfall, near a bunch of bathing babes.
Tenten:What?
Author:I do not own Naruto. and with all that said lets do the story.
Chapter 10:Kuchiyose and the Talk
Naruto's eyes were bug eyed by the words he spoke. It was just too much to take in:the greatest Hokage in history is his old man. He was gonna faint, but he instead jumped up and down, cheering.
"Alright! I'm a shoe in to become the next Hokage! Wait til I tell everyone about this!!"
Jiraiya"Now hold up! First up, while you may be his son, at the rate you're training, you'll never be even at half his power by the time you're 20. With my help, you'll be able to become just like the Yellow Flash of Konoha!"
Naruto stopped jumping, and nodded. "So, what will you teach me?"
Jiraiya"First, I want you to remove your shirt and try to manipulate some chakra."
"Hai." Naruto began removing his jumpsuit and then his undershirt, and starts to mold his energy. The seal then starts to come up, showing a circle with some markings on it, and five flames surrounding it. Jiraiya smirked, knowing what's going on, since those flames aren't suppose to be there. He holds his right hand behind him, and a flame appears on each four finger, and the thumb. While Naruto was still molding, Jiraiya got in closer, and slammed his hand right on the seal, removing the flames on it.
"Ow! What the hell was that for?!" Naruto cried as he got up from the sudden attack.
"Just something to help you out with. Now I'm gonna teach you a technique that will allow you to summon frogs just like me and your old man."
Just as Naruto was about to do his happy time leap and rant, the old man stopped him, and makes some hand signs, slamming his hand to the ground, summoning a large frog, with a scroll in his tongue. It hands it out to Naruto.
Jiraiya"Ok, first you have to sign this thing, alowing you to join the frog clan. Take some blood, and write your name in kanji on the space under 'Kazama Arashi'." As Naruto finished writing his name, he noticed something. The name above 'Kazama Arashi' is 'Jiraiya'.
"Hey wait. Is this his name? So wait does that mean his name is Arashi and his/mine last name is Kazama and not Uzumaki?"
"Yes, and no. You see, Kazama is a false name he used to keep himself from letting his enemies find out about his family, you and his wife, your mother."
"Kaa-san." Naruto pondered the thought of having a mother for once, before he put his mask back on, and looked up to the frog ninja. "So, what do I do next?" "Take a piece of your blood, and make the following signs. You might not get it at first, but you should in a month. Maybe less."
"Kuchiyose no Jutsu!"
Three Weeks Later...
7 days before the Chunin exam finals, and Naruto is still unable to simmon a frog. "Kuchiyose no Jutsu!" The smoke went away, to reveal a tadpole with arms and legs. The fox genin held his hands back in frustration.
"What's the difference between a frog and a tadpole anyway?!"
He then turns to see Jiraiya looking through the bushes at two women bathing.
"Could you be a little more supportive!? Can all you do is look at naked w-"
Naruto couldn't finish as he made his way to see who it was this time. They were Anko and Tenten. Naruto was glad and a little disappointed to see that they were both wearing something to cover their naughty parts. Still Naruto couldn't take his eyes off Tenten's silky wet skin, as water slid off of it, down her hair as well, which was down this time. The brown buns on a meatball that Naruto grew to like changed into lucious flowing chocolate strings of hair that beats water off as it flows down. Naruto pulled the old man back.
"Hey! Why are you interrupting my studies?! You stopping me insults my honor."
"What studies?!! You were peeping at my girlfriend!! Where's the honor in that?!"
"Girlfriend? You mean the brown eyed brunette? Nice! You hitting that?"
Naruto could kill the man for saying such perverted things, but he got a bit confused when he didn't know what he meant by 'hitting it'.
"Hitting it? What is that suppose to mean"
"You never got the talk from someone? Well, then, I'd better give it to you."
Just as Naruto was about to yell his ears off, someone said something over the bushes."Did you hear that? There's a couple of peeping toms around here."
"Let's get 'em!"
Jiraiya and Naruto look into the bushes to see that they were getting kunai and weapons out of their bags, and heading this way.
Jiraiya"Oh shit! Let's get the fuck out of here!!!"
Naruto"You don't have to tell me twice!"
They both ran at full speed out of there, but Anko caught them running, and chased after them. She could only spot one of them, the one with white hair, but hot Naruto who was in front of him.
They made it to a clift, one that could let5 you fall for a while and you would truly die if you didn't do something. Naruto made it there, right to the edge, and the old man didn't see the cliff, of Naruto stopping so soon. He accidentally knocked the demon vessel over, not realizing what he has done before it was too late.
"Naruto!!"
"Hey there he is!" Said a voice coming from the bushes. Jiraiya had a choice:stay here and save Naruto, and take the beating of a lifetime, or lead her off and return in hopes of saving the Yondaime's son. That's when he remembered something. 'If that boy can summon the chakra of the fox, then he can summon a frog big enough to save himself, while I save us both from the rage of this bitch. If not, then please forgive me Arashi.'
He leaves, as an Anko follows him behind. Naruto meanwhile was trying to cling to the sides, but fails. He then thinks that he might die, and never see Tenten again. That's when her name kept ringing in his head, and all of a sudden he ends up in a sewer.
"Huh? How'd I get here? And what's this cage?"
He looks in front of him, and sees a pair of bloody red slit giant eyes as well as a huge set of jaws that smiled at him.
"Who are you?" Naruto shuddered in fear of the giant beast.
"Such impudence. I've been living in you forever and all you can say is who are you? I should devour you! But luckly for you, this seal on this cage prevents me! And I can't even remove it, with all my power."
"Oh wait, I remember! You're Kyubi. Sorry I just got a little freaked." That's when he realized that this is his mind as well, and something came to him."You! I have a request to ask of you! I desire the use of your chakra now so I won't die, and future uses of it whenever I desire, Savvy?!"
The beast paused for a moment, then laughed. "True, if you die I will follow you to the afterlife, but you had the gall to ask in such a rude manner! Fine, but you have to do something for me, in the near future."
Red ooze came from under the cage, surrounding Naruto. This brings him back to the real world, as he starts to prepare a familiar hand sign.
"Kuchiyose no Jutsu!!"
Time skip to the day before the exam.
Naruto was out looking for the old pervert, finding him peeping at some more women. He turns back to the fox genin.
"Hey Naruto! You survived! Although I knew when I saw you in the hospital. Where have you been?"
"I've been asleep in that place for 6 days! I still wasn't used to using my true strength stabally. What wil you teach me now?"
"I have nothing more to tell you, not until you pass the chunin exams. But for now we need to have the 'Talk."
Naruto was about to run off, when the old man summoned a frog that wrapped its tongue around Naruto, trapping him.
"Ok, here I go:When a man and a woman love eachother, or are very very drunk, they tend to have feelings for one another, and these feelings..."
He continued on with his speech, and at the end Naruto was bug-eyed and jaw dropping. But then again he just learned the facts about sex through the biggest pervert in the history of Konohagakure. After that, Naruto was freed and the old man left, winking and giving him a thumbs up. As he walked back, he thought about Tenten, and whether this might change things among them. Meanwhile Tenten was thinking about what Anko told her about less than a week ago.
Flashback
Tenten and Anko were both in the hotsprings, bathing and splashing, when after a while, Anko asked her something.
"So, you in love or something?"
"Huh? Oh yup. His name is Uzumaki Naruto, and he loves me too."
"Aw, how good for you. Have you two ever done it yet?"
Tenten was so surprised to hear this from a ranking officer that she almost sank. "What!? You mean sex!? Well, I don't know. We haven't talked about it at all, so I thought he wanted to wait."
"Well, if he does then he probably is the right person for you. But even if he wants to do it soon, as long as you are ready, you'll be fine. oh and wear this."
She digs into her purse, and takes out a rubber. "You carry a condom with you to a hotsprings?!"
"Sometimes I find boys peeping around here, and I like to catch them and force them to do soemthing they didn't bargain for."
Tenten backed away from her.
"I'm just kidding! Sheesh! Wait! Did you hear that? There's a peeping tom nearby!"
Tenten gasped, as she grabbed her scroll and pulled out a sword.
"Let's get 'em!"
End Flashback
Tenten looked at the rubber in her hand, and placed it down on her dresser. 'I don't think he is that kind of person. Besides he is a nice guy. I'll have to ask him after the exams.'
Naruto made it back to the house, and was greeted back by a hug and kiss by Tenten. Thoughts of the talk started flowing into his mind, as he pushed her off.
"Oh hi Ten-chan. How's about we go and get something to eat."
Tenten"Ok, how's about some ramen? We got some in the kitchen."
With that said, Naruto forgot his sex-filled plight and ran into the kitchen, fixing him ten bowls and her two. During the entire meal, they didn't speak about sex or anything, which was a relief on both sides.
Day of the Exam Finals At the stadium, they were in front of a bunch of people. Naruto, Tenten, Shikamaru, Haku, Temari, Gaara, Kankuro, Neji and Shino all stared at the audience as the Sandaime made his announcement and speech. They also noticed that Sasuke and Dosu wasn't around either. Genma came towards them, and held out a chart with the matchups: Naruto vs. Neji, Sasuke vs. Gaara, Shino vs. Kankuro, Temrai vs. Shikamaru, and Haku vs. Tenten.
Haku'Did that Dosu guy forfeit, or what'Genma"Anyway, it's time for the first fight, Uzumaki Naruto and Hyuga Neji, get ready"
With that said, the others made their way up to the stands. Haku and Tenten stayed behind to say some things.
Haku"You show your stuff, Naruto-kun."
Tenten gave him a good luck kiss and walked up with Haku, saying "Please be careful. Neji is one of the strongest of the genin."
Everyone looked down at Naruto and Neji, cheering the Hyuga and booing the demon vessel. Neji activated his eyes and held his stance.
"It's time to fight. I can't wait to see the look in your eyes and learn that destiny is on my side."
"Quit your yacking and let's fight!!"
Naruto drew Kuro Getsuga, holding his stance. He glared into Neji's eyes, ready to move.
"Begin!!"
End Chapter