WE'RE FINALLY ON DOUBLE DIGITS! Sorry for the late update; if you read my profile, school is crushing me at the moment.

And I'm just saying that me, I personally like the Democratic view of things...*hint, hint*

This isn't one of my best chapters, I'm warning you!

May 10

Chat started on May 10, 2004, 7:31 p.m.

waterninja246 has logged on.
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CrimsonRanger: Hiiiiiii Tori...

waterninja246: I hope that you aren't saying that in a sexually suggestive manner, because I'm not interested.

CrimsonRanger: Of course I wasn't! It was supposed to be a friendly greeting! We have to be optimistic! Look, it's so sunny outside!

waterninja246: All right, Evil Hunter, out with you. You aren't fooling anyone, you know!

CrimsonRanger: ...I'm not Evil Hunter. For god's sake, Tori; what makes you think that?

waterninja246: The Hunter that I know is a brooding idiot and likes slamming keyboards over my head. The Hunter that's displaying himself right now is all sugary and happy and sunshiny and...well, not-Hunter.

CrimsonRanger: I've decided to have a change of pace! :DDDDD

waterninja246: Oh, god...why do I have a feeling that Nice Hunter is going to be worse than Brooding Idiot Hunter?

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redwindranger: WHO ARE YOU GUYS VOTING FOR IN THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION? HUH? HUH?

waterninja246: Okay, there is something seriously wrong with you people today. I don't even know who the candidates are.

CrimsonRanger: WTF? Even I know them! John Kerry for the Democrats, and Bush for the Republicans!

I'M A STAUNCH REPUBLICAN AND DON'T FORGET THAT! :D

redwindranger: Ditto. BUSH FTW!

waterninja246: ...

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Someone get me out of this political hellhole.

I bet that you only like Republicans because their logo is red.

redwindranger: Now, what made you think that?

waterninja246: Well, both of you are Red Rangers...and, come one, their logo is that of an ELEPHANT. I MEAN, SERIOUSLY? AN ELEPHANT?! Couldn't they have done a badass tiger or something?

CrimsonRanger: Well, you see, it all started with a jackass...

redwindranger: He means donkey. And donkeys are worse than elephants, so the Republicans are better in that way as well. There was this cartoonist dude named Thomas Nast, right? So he drew this cartoon with a jackass clothed in lion's skin, which scared away an elephant, which was labeled "The Republican Vote". LOLZ. Pretty funny, if you ask me.

waterninja246: Oh, I don't know. If this is politics, and I don't know anything about politics, so I'm just going to side with Blue. :)

CrimsonRanger: *Gasps* Tori! You traitor to the nation!

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navythunder: Sorry, bro, you've got it all wrong...John Kerry FTW! :D And besides, California's a Democratic state; a Republican wouldn't be able to get electoral votes in that state if they killed themselves trying.

redwindranger: The people still have a say! We shall vote!

CrimsonRanger: Yeah! I don't even know anything about John Kerry, and the country has been okay under Bush, I say, so it's BUSH!

waterninja246: How did all you boys become sudden political nerds?

navythunder: Oh, come on, Tori, we have to know who's governing our country well, and who's not. The deficit that originated under the Bush administration's crazy. We should go back to the days of Bill Clinton or something!

waterninja246: If Dustin and Cam log in while ranting about this stupid presidential election, I'm going to scream.

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lionzord: KERRY! KERRY! :D

waterninja246: Oh. My. God. You people are insane.

SamuraiGreen: I'm on the fence about this one...

waterninja246: Thank you! Somebody who actually doesn't care besides me!

SamuraiGreen: ...But I'm leaning more towards Bush.

waterninja246: ...

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navythunder: As much as I hate the fact that my girlfriend doesn't care about politics, THE SHOW MUST GO ON!

CrimsonRanger: Dude. You're crazy. It's Bush, all the way.

redwindranger: I second that!

lionzord: Yeah, okay, dudes, can you tell me one reason how Bush has helped the U.S. progress? 9/11, the war in Afghanistan...no. Just no...

SamuraiGreen: Yes, but 9/11 wasn't his fault, and we're trying to stop terrorism.

redwindranger: It was the fault of national airport security! WTF?

CrimsonRanger: I know! It wasn't Bush's fault! Blake, Dustin, I officially deem you two crazy and weird for supporting Kerry.

lionzord: Well, you're only voting for the Republicans because you're a straight ticket voter.

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waterninja246: Where in hell did you learn all these terms?!

CrimsonRanger: Unlike you, Tori, we actually pay attention to our education.

navythunder: Hunter...

redwindranger: Dude! Nice one!

waterninja246: What happened to being all happy and optimistic?

CrimsonRanger: It wasn't working out...

lionzord: Whoa! Hunter, happy and optimistc? How did I miss this?

navythunder: *Sighs* He has a lot of mood swings, see... -_-'

CrimsonRanger: Do not!

navythunder: Do too!

waterninja246: Wait, wait, wait. Let me change all my titles for you.

All of you are political geeks whose lives are consumed with Democrats and Republicans. Shut up; you're all giving me a headache! I already had to do this in American History; you're making everything worse!

lionzord: ...

waterninja246: If you really want to know, I'm all for Kerry because he supports the Balanced Budget Act, eliminating tax incentives for companies that move operations overseas and making efforts to reduce outsourcing. Also, he doesn't support the death penalty, which I think a really extreme way for sentencing, even terrorists. And drugs. He would lower the demand for that stuff. So if you guys want to argue about the presidential election, I suggest that you do your research before staking your claim. I could go on and on, you know, to foreign policy and abortion and all that other good stuff.

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redwindranger: ...Dudes. Did you see this coming?

navythunder: No, but I need to go. Roger Hanna's calling...

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redwindranger: I dunno. I'm still going to stick with Bush, and that's the end of it.

lionzord: Dude...

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CrimsonRanger: AND I'LL LEAVE ON A VERY OBVIOUS NOTE THAT THE REPUBLICANS PWN!

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lionzord: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU BETRAYERS! GET BACK HERE!

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SamuraiGreen: ...Did anyone notice that I didn't log off yet? Seriously...

I still say Bush. :)

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Yeah...that was really crappy. I did it in 42 minutes. Promise that the next chapters will make up for the shit in this!