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"Officer, can I ask what's going on here?" Optimus' holoform cautiously walked up to the police car, whose lights were still flashing. Prime then glanced over at Sideswipe's holoform, which was leaning against his alternate mode. The Autobot leader took note that his comrade's back bumper was smashed in.

The officer looked annoyed as he continued to write multiple tickets. "You're his boss? That kid over there slammed his brakes in front of me." He ripped one of the tickets off. "I thought it was just a simple accident, but he's sittin' over there tellin' me it's my fault! Said he did it on purpose!"

Optimus turned to face the holoform of Sideswipe. "What's the meaning of this?"

"He was tailgating me!" Sideswipe argued back. "Of course I'm gonna slam my brakes!"

Optimus shut his eyes. "Sideswipe, that is not the way we drive."

"Look, Prime," Sideswipe stood straight. "he had his fair warning." He pointed to his dented bumper. There was a bumper sticker.

Optimus had to squint his eyes to read the crinkled writing that was still somehow attached to the destroyed rear of the car, and when he did, he face-palmed.

"If you can read this, you're about to be brake-checked."


I have this bumper sticker on my truck, Christine, so I HAD to make a small oneshot of Sideswipe having one. :3

Hope you like! More coming soon!

Also, if anybody gave me ideas, don't worry, I'm workin' on 'em!