Alex- HEY! Yeah i know 3 freaking days late but i did that purposefully. 1st reason is because i wanted to make it meaningful. 2d because i wanted to confuse you. WELL, Go read why are you here still?


The immense pleasure of blowjobs is, I don't know, amazing? The little shudder at the end as I let go of a certain white, sticky substance into his mouth was even more amazing. I collapse to my knees in front of him and look into his green eyes. Axel gives me an amazing smile and sits back on his haunches.

"Woah." Is all I get from him? I blush and look at his very apparent erection and move to sit next to him.

"Want help-" I'm interrupted by Cloud screaming obscenities or bad words for the dumb people out there.

"The fuck are you two fucking doing to each other! What the hell! Get out of my fucking house You Motherfucker!" Cloud scream and Axel hightailed it out of the basement.

"Wait!" I yell but then Clouds wrath is turned onto me.

"Oh, no, no, no, you're going to explain this shit to me, Right now." He crossed the room standing in front of me. I pull my pants up, zip them and stand up, looking anywhere but his face.

"I come home after all this time and I find you getting blowjobs? At your age?" Clouds hand gestures were dangerous and I dodged them carefully. "Are you a whore?"

"Leave Roxas the fuck alone." A low growl came from Axel as he approached us again. He apparently had been in the doorway listening. Another person entered behind Axel watching Cloud. He had jet black hair pulled into spikes like Axels, A blue V-neck and baggy black pants.

Meanwhile…

"Demyx…!" I whined at him as he put his hand on blue.

"It's your fault for losing!" He said as he spun that dreaded spinner. "Right hand on blue!"

This puts my face up against his crotch. That's wonderful, note, SARCASM. I hear him smirk and spin that damn spinner. This game better get me laid.

Half an hour later Cloud agrees to talk only after yelling some swear words. The man in the back of the room calmed him oddly and well, back to the bumbling idiots in the kitchen…

"Who are you?" Axel asks as he sits in a backwards chair. I sit down next to him and look at the raven haired male across the table from us. Cloud was quiet but I could imagine him fuming inside.

"He's Zack Fair." I supplied as I waved my hand in a circle nonchalantly in the air.

"How do you know?" Axel looked at my in surprise and the ravenette scratched at the back of his neck, a sheepish grin on his face. "And what about him?"

"Because Cloud, my brother, has been dating him since the dawn of time." Cloud finally returns to earth and looks at me, dead in the eye.

"Why?" He yelled.

Yeah I know I'm cutting in at the middle, oh well deal with it. Reno is currently in his…car? I cannot believe I'm getting paid to say this shit… *I'm NOT actually getting paid to write this. This is the narrator talking not me.*

"Where is Axel when I need his ass…" I mutter as I start my silver jaguar and head off north. Apparently Zack was having problems with my love or his lover, He caught Roxas doing something or what not and don't care. I pick up my crap phone of the passenger seat and press four, effectively dialing Axels number.

Ring. Ring. Ring.

"What?" That famous husky/irritated voice entered my ears.

"Hey bro, where the hell are you I need you." I whined. I stopped at a red light and looked at the car beside me. With the darkness surrounding us I couldn't see through the tinted windows of the car, so I just looked back at the light.

"What does it matter where I am jackass? What the hell do you need me for?"

"Look-"

"I don't care. Leave me the hell alone." I hear a click on the other end and then silence. The light turns green as I snap my phone shut and set it down on the seat and sigh. I turn to the right and up the street and take a left onto Keyblade Blvd. I immediately turn into the driveway of the little blue house.

In the house…

"Who was that?" Roxas asked as he dodged an arm and a leg. Cloud was pissed again and was trying to get Roxas but Zack was effectively holding him back.

"My jackass of a brother." I muttered as Roxas grunted. I heard the back door open and turned to find a certain redhead walk in.

Yeah I know this is getting irritating and hard to follow but the funs gotta end sometime. So, back to Zexy and Demy.

I grunted as I Demyx toppled onto me. This was the fourth time this had happened and he still hadn't learned his lesson. He couldn't reach red if he was backward and one hand was on green. He just couldn't stretch that way, which I found quiet interesting.

"You win again…"He sighed dejectedly.

"Hey look at me." He looks up and I smile at the puppy look he was giving me. "Who cares? I" Kiss. "Love" Kiss… "You." This time I took the kiss longer and pushed him onto his back. Climbing on top of him I broke the kiss and trailed my hand down his chest, rubbing against his nipples accidentally.

Idiots Much?

"Reno?" Cloud stopped squirming and looked at the taller redhead. Reno looks at him and smirked as he approached Axel.

"So," He said huskily into Axel's ear as he looks out the window into the murky darkness. "you were already here."

"Yeah he was now step off." I said as I flicked 'Reno' in the head.

"Ow! What did you do that for?" He rubs his head and looks at me.

"Leave Axel alone you idiot." I simply said as I walked over to Zack and grabbed Cloud. I walked out into the front room. I pushed him onto the couch and flipped the light switch, making the room a slight orange color. I walked over to the other side of the couch and sat down far away from him.

"Why?" Cloud pleaded as he stared at the TV helplessly.

"I really like him." I stated. A helpless smile crept onto my face and I stared at the TV also.

"Then-"

"No, it's my life and I choose to screw, to make mistakes, to be an idiot, go to jail for something stupid! I like him and I don't know but i think he likes me." I looked at him and he turns to face me. His lips were in a thin line.

"Don't screw up. I saw how he looked at you," He laughed quietly. "Go for it."

We smiled and he hugged me.

"If he hurts you I'll break his legs." Cloud said harshly afterward.

"Definitely." I smirked. …Play At Your Own Risk.


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