Hey guys, Joseph here! So... How are you guys? Listen, if any of you have written a TG story before, I would request a beta reader. If you , or anyone you know, might be willing to beta read a TG story, please say so. Thanks in advance.

Next reviews:

BlackRainStar (chapter 3): welp. it was worth a shot. yeah, nothing you do can help them. but hey. look on the bright side. you've got a while till bayonetta comes to the mansion. but when she gets here... the smashers are going to have a bad time. (Undertale references, there.)

Guest (chapter 3): Is a powerful opponent, no denying it. He can easily defeat his foe without remorse... Unless he comes to battle drunk, and his drinking habits seem to be getting the better of him. He kind of has a 50 percent win rate... Give or take.

Photoshop Flowey (chapter 4): -_- Out of ALL the fighters in the game to defeat James via meteor, I choose the Doc... Who is one of the only two fighters who doesn't. Have. A METEOR SMASH! Ugh... Next!

Guest (chapter 4): First, I misspelt I guess. Oops. And second, no Photoshop Flowey is right. Doc doesn't have a meteor in his fair. Doc, alongside Lucario, is one of the only two fighters without a meteor. Mario has a meteor, yes, but the Doc instead has high diagonal knockback.

RedFiend (various): Quite a bit here. First off, should've said so about James fainting from wine. In actually he was drinking quite a bit, just skipping out on mentioning that detail. That or he drank a lot before hand. Could be seen either way. Second, yes. Chapter 3 and two Smashers are almost murdered. No one ever said I was safe. About other Smashers thinking he is OP, it was a script they read. Falcon eludes at this mentioning James is conceited. Should've pointed that out. Maybe sometime I could edit it.

Next, this is the second time I've have written this chapter. I deleted a document for a story that got scrapped... But I accidently deleted the doc with my Uncommon Sense update. Oops.

Next, who here is excited about Darkrai and Scizor for Pokken? I am so happy. I've known for a while, but I haven't gotten around to mentioning it. Honestly, I knew they were fighters before the reveals - or at least Darkrai - leaked info revealing a Pokémon (either Support or fighter), with many moves and a file titled EX... It was labeled something like pkx_491_dark_hole. 491 is Darkrai's Pokédex number, Dark Hole is the Japanese name for Dark Void... Yeah. I called it, everyone! Didn't see Scizor coming, though. Thought DLC Support or something. Empoleon is next, though. Arceus last? I can hope.

Wow, tons of author's notes, and we STiLL aren't done. Next, the OC Magi Magic (property of QueenTasha7) is being scrapped, as she delayed the results of the Uncommon Sense by huge amounts. However, due to having an OC he wanted, to replace it is Photoshop Flowey's Steven Mii. Don't when he'll be added... Also, CrashGuy01 won the Welcome Back Writing Contest I mentioned earlier. His OC Adam will

Next, the Nintendo Switch. Awesome, eh, guys? So far, we could see Skyrim (freaking SKYRIM! On Nintendo! They're trolling us, I think.), a new 3D Mario, a new MarioKart, a new Splatoon, some NBA game, and Breath of the Wild. Hopefully, the Smash rumours are true too. Hopefully. I swear, I was considering getting a 3DS, but the Switch burnt that idea. Also, for those who aren't aware, Nintendo confirmed a new handheld, previously known as the Switch. Maybe I should've said that part first...

I think that is it. Here we go, hope you enj-OH MY FREAKING GOD, MORE AUTHOR'S NOTES, FOR THE LOVE OF HILARY DUFF ON A STICK! Calm down... anyway, do you guys think I should do a Genocide Playthrough of Undertale on my channel at some point? I did Neutral and True Pacifist... but... I suck. I'll have a bad time, even against the one who only wants to strike me down. (Good spoiler prevention there, eh?) Of course, NEO never stands a chance.

Last - I think - is that soon I'll be doing a little arc, where each character gets a chapter where THEY are the main character. I hope it works. I might considering getting help from others for the chapters.

I think that's it... Yep. NOTHING ELSE. Right...?

Well, that's good. Here we-

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I FORGOT SOMETHING, MASTER HAND!? NGAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHY SHOULD I TELL THEM THE AUTHOR'S NOTES, WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE!


Mewtwo Strikes Back


I am the ultimate life form...

And nothing will stand in my way.

The person thinking this was none other than the Genetic Pokémon. It was...

MEWTWO

STRIKES BACK!

Let's see if James will let me back into the Mansion when I hold everyone's life on the line... Heh heh...


TELEPORT!

Mewtwo ended up in the Kalos Pokémon League, one of the entrance points for the Smash Tournament.

Geez, is this undefended or what? I could warp in here with my eyes closed... Mewtwo paused. Hang on, that wouldn't be hard for any Pokémon that can learn Teleport. It's a mental effect, not something mundane like untying ropes. He felt a dark energy surround him. All aside, time for me to strike back.


Mewtwo teleported into a battle with Samus and Pikachu, milliseconds after Pikachu was hit with a deathly blow. Now Samus Vs. Mewtwo, it seemed. Mewtwo ran towards the shocked bounty hunter, and proceeded to attack her a Dark Pulse.

How does it feel to be the bottom of the tier list, Aran? Heheheheh... Heh.


Mewtwo was running towards the Wii Fit Trainer, Alicia. Mewtwo blasted her aside with a dash attack - also a Dark Pulse.

Come on, I thought you would run!


Mewtwo looked to his left and right, seeing Palutena and Zelda. They were both running at him at the same time. Mewtwo would've sighed if he had a mouth. Just before they hit, Mewtwo teleported, causing the two to hit each other. Mewtwo mentally facepalmed.

Seriously? You didn't see that coming? Mewtwo wasn't being sarcastic here. Wow... just... wow.


Mewtwo was stationary, rising his hand slowly, one of Olimar's Pikmin betraying its old master for Mewtwo.

You know, the Pikmin reminds me of myself... Even harming its master... Mewtwo thought, irritating by the fact the blue Pikmin, here being named Aqua, bowed to Mewtwo on his shoulder, hitting a tiny bit in process. Oh what the hell, I'll keep him.


Mewtwo may be nice to blue Pikmin, but not to blue balloons.

You're the Killager, eh? Mewtwo asked. Villager nodded.

This was proven as Mewtwo completely annihilated the blue balloons Villager was using to recover. It really sucked to be the Villager for about three seconds.

Guess the Killager got Killaged.


Mewtwo was in the middle of a jungle, admiring how James made it have multiple layers to fight in.

James outdid himself. Mewtwo 'mused', remembering how James builds the stages.

Luigi was in front of him. Mewtwo grabbed him. Now Luigi was above him. Mewtwo jumped up to Luigi, knocking him into a cannon.

The poor plumber got fired out of the cannon, hitting a stone wall from nowhere.

Yes, James really has outdone himself. Mewtwo said, 'smiling' at Luigi's misfortune.


Mewtwo looked at Goldeen. Flopping there, useless.

Stupid.

Weak.

Helpless.

Mewtwo was vaguely aware of the Dark Pulse-Shadow Ball combination forming in his hand.

Stupidly useless.

Imbecile, clueless.

Foolishy...

Foolishy...

DIE!

Foolishly lifeless. As Mewtwo blasted Goldeen with Shadow Pulse, launching it far away, liking to its death.

Mewtwo smiled. Better.


Mewtwo looked at Duck Hunt.

Duck Hunt Dog and the stupid bird.

Mewtwo charged in a Shadow Ball, thinking of all the times dogs barked at him when he was young. He also remembered a Poochyena trying to kill him. Not that anyone needs to know it nearly won... Mewtwo thought.

The Duck Hunt Duo ran at Mewtwo, but noticing the Shadow Ball, they then tried to flee.

They failed.

No one noticed Mewtwo cover his mouth, laughing.


Mega Man was trying to blast Mewtwo in oblivion. Mewtwo decided to vanish, confusing the Blue Bomber.

Turn around. Mewtwo said.


A Charizard was flying in the air, but Mewtwo jumped up, Confusing the Charizard hopelessly with Confusion.

To come wel Soon mide... Mewtwo said, unsure when he had first heard that.


Ganondorf chased after Mewtwo, trying to get vengeance for what happened during Melee. Mewtwo remembered the day fondly. Gigs Bowser, Ganondorf, and him were fighting. Until Mewtwo intentionally knocked the Gerardo King offstage, after Disabling the Gerardo King. Mewtwo laughed as Ganondorf's chase came up short.

Mewtwo laughed evilly Disabling Ganondorf again.

I've missed that.


Greninja had used Sustitute on Shadow Ball, but Mewtwo countered the counter by countering it with not Counter, but countering it with Confusion to counter the counter.

Mewtwo then hit Greninja with a Beam Sword rather quickly after. The kill was permitted.

That counted, I guess.


Mewtwo, riding a Gogoat, ran heroically into battle, blasting a laser of impending doom readily at the feeble dipstick mortals who thought it was smart to stand in front of him. Mewtwo thought to himself, doing exactly what he said, trying to think of something to write in his autobiography.

Oh yeah, and then he ran over the IDIOTS THAT DIDN'T GET OUT OF MY GODDAMN WAY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS GUN!


Ness dodged an incoming Mewtwo, throwing a Pokeball down. Gene sect was inside, causing to Mewtwo to look at it oddly.

Do we know each other? I feel we've met before...


Mewtwo was minding his own business, when he encountered it.

A pink, fluffy being that acted all nice and friendly, only to be inside the pink ball of fur a demon of pure damnation, tormenting Mewtwo's entire existence.

Mew giggled, and flew away in a bubble.

I'm watching you, Mew. I know how evil you are.


Mewtwo laughed, transforming into Mega Mewtwo Y, charging in his special move, Psystrike, hitting Reflet - BOOM! - Dr. Mario - BOOM! - and Wario - BOOM!

Mewtwo de-Mega-Evolved, laughing, his eyes gleaming.


James smiled at Mewtwo's antics.

"He isn't aware that he was originally invited in the first place, is he?" James smiled. He had sent Mewtwo invites for the last tournament too. Then it hit James.

Oh yeah. Cinnabar Island is destroyed.

"That's why the Post Office looked at me like a lunatic..." James said, realization dawning on him.