Darkiel and Omega decided to team up with Dr. Eggman, and are now off to find the remaining six Chaos Emeralds. "So, Doctror, how are we gonna get the Emeralds," Darkiel asked. Eggman responded, "Well, as we all know, Omega has a tracking device built into him. And after many years, I have perfected the technoledgy. With my new Emerald detecting device, I can pinpoint exactly where each Chaos Emerald is, then teleport to its exact lacation!" Darkiel looked displeased, "So you mean you could've just used that to defeat Sonic this entire time?"
"Precicely," Eggman replied.
"So why didn't you just kill Sonic erlier!?"
"Well... um... It doesn't matter. Anyway the closest Emerald is in Newtrogic High Zone."
"What the hell is that?"
"I don't know, let's go there," Eggman pressed a button on his tracker and everybody teleported to Newtrogic High Zone. They instantly appeared in a building. They could hear a strange sound coming from inside a closet. Darkiel said, "What is that sound, it sounds like a crocidile masturbating." "HOLY SHEIT, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YA'LL NIGGAS DOIN' HRRE?!" Vector the Crocodile popped out of the closet with his huge dick flopping out. Darkiel rubbed his nose, "Looks like I was on point." Vector looked pissed, "WELL NIGGAS, THE HELL ARE YA DOIN' HRRE? YA'LL CAN'T JUST BUST IN WHEN A NIGGA PLEASURIN' LIKE DAT!" Dr. Eggman spoke up, "Excuse us for oming in at the wrong tim, but we're here for the Chaos Emerald that is located here." Vactor's eyes lit, "OH SHEIT! IT'S YOU DR. E, IT'S BEEN SO LONG, NIGGA. COME ON, TAKE A SEAT." The for of them sat down at a low table. Vector was preparing coffe. Darkiel stood up, "We don't have time for this. Let's just get the Emerald and go." Vector passed him a cup of coffee, "COME ON NIGGA, DON'T YOU WANT SOME DRANK?" Eggman chimed in, "Settle down Darkiel, We have time to chill." Darkiel crossed his arms. Eggmankept talking,
"So Vector, looks like you'rre still in the detective buisness."
"YEP, STILL DOIN' MISTERIES N SUCH, BUT I HAVEN'T GOTTEN BUISNESS IN A WHILE."
"Oh, that's too bad. Where are the other members?"
"OH YOU MEAN CHARMIE, ESPIO, N... WHAT WAS THAT GUYS NAME- OH YEAH, MICKEY THE ARMADILLO! THEY LEFT ME SOME TIME AGO, THEY SED YO WE OUT NIGGA, AND I WAS LIEK, U CAN'T LEAVE ME NIGGA, WE A COMPANY, DEN DEY RESPONDED SOMETIN' LIEK, HEY FUCK YOU NIGGA, I GOT DREAMS TO PURSUE, I GOT LIVES TO LIVE, IF U WANNA WASTE UR TIME ALL HANGING ROUND HRRE, YA'LL CAN, BUT IM OUTIE FIVETHOUSAND NYUKKA! AND THAT BOUT HOW IT WENT."
Darkiel wispered to Eggman, "You seriously like this guy? I can barely understand a word that comes out of his mouth."
Eggs responded, "He's an old friend of mine, I gotta cut him some slack."
"SO YOU NIGGAS WERE SAYIN' SOMETIN' BOUT A EMERALD RIGHT?"
"Yes, we came here for a Chaos Emerald. My tracker said it was here."
"OH YEAH IT FLEW IN ERLIER, AN I GOT REALLY NUTTIN' TO USE IT FOR, SO YA'LL CAN HAVES IT."
Darkiel stood up quickly, "Okay, just give us the Emerald and we'll be on our way."
"COME ON NOW, YA'LL JUST CAME I."
Dariel pulled out his gun, "I've had enough of this, just give me the Emerald!"
The sight of a gun mde Vectors eyes widen, "You wanna fight little man? WELL I'LL GIVE YO SORRY ASS A SHOOTIN' YA'LL ARE SURE TO NEVVA FORGET!" Vectorr pulled out 30 riffles and started rapid fire shooting around the room. "YOU LIKE THIS NIGGER, YOU FUCKIN' LIKE THIS!?" Vector had gone insane. Luckily Darkiel had inherited Shadow's bullet proof skin, and Omega was a robot, and Eggman could just hide under the cockpit of his Egg Mobile(which he has still been riding in this whole time) so bullets didn't really matter for them.
Eggman looked toward Darkiel, "What the do we do."
"I can sense the Emerald in his pocket, I'll just run up to him and swipe it."
"But he's not wearing any pants, how is it in his pocket?"
"Don't worry about it." Darkiel ran toward Vector, who angrilly looed at him, "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YO DOIN' NIGGA!?" Darkiel reached in Vectors pocket and took the Emerald, "I'm on my way out." Darkiel stuffed the ble Chaos Emerald in his own metaphoricle pocket and grabbed Eggman and Omega's arms, "Let's get outa here!" Darkiel dashed off with his parters.
The gang finally got out of the building. Darkiel said, "We finally got the Emerald." Eggman responded, " I've tracked down the location of the next Emerald. Let's go!" Eggman pressed the button and they teleported again.