A/N: One thing I know now: if you're going to fall, make sure you land like a badass!
I did that... Saturday... When I went to party at my awesome uncle's place with my parents and sister who keeps throwing goddamned tantrums...
Well... I missed the step when I went into the house, so my foot snagged onto it and I fell forward. Before I smashed my face, I swirled around and landed on my back, skidding to a halt with my right arm raised showing peace!
The next time I fell, at the same place the same day, was on the steps near the pool. Okay, a song started playing that sounded Irish, so I danced on the step. Next thing I know, I missed the step and fell down on my arse, sitting upright with the same hand held up showing peace.
I must say... I wasn't that snockered, but I did enjoy myself. After falling twice, I definitely drank a lot, because the next thing I know, I'm jamming my arse off to songs that bring back awesome memories of my aunt and uncle, like Alice Deejay, DJ Visage and fucking DJ Lazard. (If you guys don't know these artists, you are definitely not a fucking 90's kid. I was three when I first started jamming on songs like The Return, Blab la bla and even fucking one of my favorites to this day, Two times by Ann Lee.)
[Anyway, leaving the author's life story alone...]
Oi! You're fucking mean!
Anyway, here's chapter 10 for you guys, sorry for the late post, my father was busy with the power, so my pc couldn't go on again... So please enjoy, read and you better fucking review or I kill you... *attacked by flying cookies with knives and guns*
Disclaimer: (by Kakashi) the author, mariXwic32-chan, does not own Naruto. She owns two blue spots where she fell.
Warning: (by Ino) the story in general is not for people under 15, because of slight pervertedness, violence and weird scenes of craziness.
Note: (by mariXwic32's brain) [her family is way too loud today whilst playing Trivial Pursuit. You guys probably know that game.]
Note#2: [the author is in pain because she thought she could do free styling (parkour)]
Note#3: [the author really wants some marijuana... I'm going to suffer when she does get some...]
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Oh for the love of...
Last time, Creatrix-chan ran into her saviors, the Konoha ninja.
Lemme explain what happened...
Okay, with the Konoha nin leading, more like escorting, Creatrix back to safety, Deidara and Sasori continued their search for the girl with a tremendously strange chakra.
Nice.
The Konoha group stopped to make camp near a river, but were so narrow minded that they made a fire to cook some fish. Okay, nothing happened to them whilst the fire was started.
"Ne, Creatrix-chan?" Chouji scratched his head, staring at the girl who happily sat on the bank of the river with her feet in the water thankful to be free from the Akatsuki, her boots sitting next to a rock. Creatrix turned her head to the slightly fat person to show she was paying attention. "How did you escape?"
For a few seconds, Creatrix remained silent before scratching her head. "I found a hole in the wall and jumped down a mountain into a tree." Well, that summed the whole scene up pretty well, however... She left the petty detail out about where the hole was, because at that moment...
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In the Akatsuki hideout
Still moping about his plants, Zetsu had dragged a couple of stones and cement to his garden to patch the hole. The cement consisted of chakra and water mixed with small stones and sand.
With him, and sniggering his sharky arse off, Kisame sat on the grass and watched as Zetsu packed stone by stone to seal up the hole. (Oh God no! Not that song from Rammstein!) [The author starts crying like a baby when she hears Rammstein's Stein um Stein...] The plant man wasn't very impressed about it; how would he get water to give to his plants now?
Oh that's right. Zetsu's black half schemed an evil scheme against Kisame, which meant that Kisame would have quite the trouble of getting out of his punishment. "Hey, Kisame."
"Heh?"
"I wonder what you did to Creatrix-chan to make her hate you... Maybe I should sneak into your room and watch you..." Oh that evil dick. Kisame quit his snickering and gawped at Zetsu.
"You wouldn't..."
"Ne, you think that. If I get Creatrix-chan's trust, you're going to suffer, and by that I mean we're going to team up against you." Zetsu kept his grinning face to the wall he was busy with, sticking another stone in place before smearing chakra cement on top of that to add another stone.
Kisame growled, glaring at Zetsu as if the dork had just told him that Creatrix-chan was his girlfriend or something, because it sure as hell sounded like it. Why would Zetsu use Creatrix-chan against Kisame when she destroyed the guy with a personality disorder's plants?
Oh... Kisame got the gag and glared daggers at Zetsu with his beady shark eyes. "What do you want, dipshit?" He asked, knowing that Zetsu is one of the best at blackmail.
Zetsu chuckled and finished patching the wall. He then started smearing the cement over the whole patch. "Oh nothing really... But if you really want to avoid any awkwardness, you'd be wise to help me out." Oh crud, did he want a girlfriend? Without giving Kisame a chance to speak, Zetsu finished with his request. "I'd like you to water the plants with your jutsu. If you fuck them up, there will be a serious case of Creatrix-chan on your ass..."
Widening eyes, sweat trickling down the side of his face, Kisame glared at Zetsu who continued to cover up the newly added wall patch. Kisame had to consider the request. He could either help Zetsu water his goddamned plants, or he could get his ass kicked by Zetsu and Creatrix-chan because the plant man would probably tell her something that Kisame did or said which would be lies of course, but Creatrix would believe Zetsu...
Quietly, Zetsu continued with his work, humming a tune just to annoy Kisame. If only the half-shark could prevent Zetsu's blackmailing streak. The only idea he got was to corner Zetsu and rape the guy... But he immediately shoved the idea away. He was definitely not into men, especially not guys with a problem that forced them to hide inside plants.
Okay, his mind made up, Kisame agreed.
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In the forest again
"I swear to God, Deidara, if you say another word I will feed you to the piranhas." Sasori had had about enough of the blonde bomber's constant jabbering. The two had been walking through the forest, searching for Creatrix.
Luckily for them, the group had stopped to make camp; however, the two Akatsuki members didn't know that yet. They were closing in on the group, around fifty meters away from the campsite. "I smell fish..." Deidara said, sniffing the air.
Sasori blinked at Deidara; the blonde probably forgot that the puppeteer couldn't smell that well as normal humans. "She probably stopped to rest." Oh and the evil grin Sasori threw on his face, knowing that Creatrix would soon be in the clutches of the Akatsuki again...
Well, saying that, Sasori and Deidara followed the scent of frying fish at a fast pace to close the fifty meter distance between them and Creatrix...
Meanwhile, Creatrix-chan jumped up with wide eyes. "We have to hide, like fucking right now!" She squeaked with fear laced in her voice.
"Why?" Shikamaru asked, quite bored as he leaned against a tree. Kakashi scratched his head; he'd been reading his porno book for a while now whilst sitting under another tree.
Within seconds, Creatrix had pulled her boots on and searched for a quick hiding spot, which she found immediately. "Akatsuki!" She hissed, diving into a hole that was abandoned by a fox, but it was a hiding place in the least.
Instantly, the other four dove for cover in, between, under... Wherever the hell they could, because Sasori and Deidara were so close that they could sense their chakra. When the two stepped into the clearing, they paused.
"Ne, Danna, un... Where did she go?" Deidara stared at the fire in confusion. There wasn't any fish, but definitely a fire. Meanwhile, Chouji hid in a bush, busy stuffing his face with the fish that he quickly grabbed before hiding.
Sasori grumbled in frustration. "It looks like she left a while ago; the fire is starting to burn out." He turned to the direction of Konoha. A twig breaking made the two jump and Creatrix's heart jump around in her chest. At the entrance of the burrow where she was hiding was a fox, and he wanted to go into the hole. "What's there?" Sasori questioned, trying to see.
"It's a fox, un." Deidara narrowed his eyes. "Why isn't it going into the hole? It's sniffing the hole with curiosity, un." Oh yes it was, because that was the fox's burrow and someone had intruded on his privacy, namely Creatrix, who was panicking.
Meh, she didn't have to because the fox entered the hole without another thought, making Sasori and Deidara forget about the hole which they didn't know that Creatrix was hiding in. In the hole, which was big enough to fit Creatrix and the fox, the girl thanked the canine silently.
Sasori turned back to the direction of Konoha and the two walked off. The fox poked its head out of the hole, watching as the black and red cloaked figures walked away from the clearing. Waiting until they were far enough, the fox wagged its tail, meaning Creatrix had to wait.
What? How? Huh?
Oh yeah... Creatrix-chan has the scent of a fox, because of hiking in the mountains where foxes were present. The time she got lost in the mountains for a month before she finally returned home was when a pack of foxes took her in and somehow managed to communicate with her. The cat wasn't impressed when she came home and she smelled like one of the critters which prowled about through the streets at night, hunting down cats for fun and food.
Thanks to her experience with foxes and having the scent of one for some reason, because she can't get it off even if she tried, she had befriended a young, male red fox in the Narutoverse. Oh and he was all too happy to have found someone who smelt like a fox and was a female...
[No, dear readers, the author is against bestiality, because it is fucked up. She has another plan in mind, but it will only unfold later...]
In any case, when Sasori and Deidara were far enough, the fox crawled out of the hole and waited for Creatrix to exit as well. "Thank you so much, Fang." She sighed, waiting for her Konoha friends to get out of hiding.
"Fang?" Kakashi questioned, walking up to Creatrix and scratching his head. "You know him?" He was rather confused at that moment, because he had never seen the fox before and had panicked when he crawled into the hole Creatrix was hiding in.
Creatrix shook her head. "We just met."
"Wuh?" Shikamaru narrowed his eyes whilst Ino ogled the fox that looked so fucking pretty with a fluffy red-iron coat, white underbelly and black paws with a red dot on his front left paw.
Scratching her head, Creatrix thought of how to explain the situation to them. "I can communicate with foxes..." She said, glancing down at Fang that happily wagged his tail and stood next to Creatrix. "I still have fox scent on me, because I got lost one time and..." Not repeating the explanation.
Okay, so that said, Fang was happy to meet Creatrix's friends, but growled at Kakashi and Shikamaru who tried to touch her when she almost fell over her own feet. Possessive canine anyone? Soon, they set off in another direction towards Konoha, just to avoid encountering the Akatsuki.
Unfortunately, Fang had imprinted on Creatrix, so they had a slap-happy fox trotting along with them. Shikamaru was not very happy about the fox, because it looked too suspicious. Oh my God, is Shikamaru in love with Creatrix-chan?
Shaking his head, the ninja who thinks everything is troublesome walked in front. Creatrix walked behind him with Fang trotting next to her, Ino walked behind them and Chouji walked in front of Shikamaru, hunger causing him to walk faster. Kakashi dawdled at the back, reading his book.
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Change p.o.v
"Ne, Metal-chan?" I turned my attention to Fang, kind of shocked at my new nickname that he gave me. All animals give people names... [Like the author's dog who called her Lazy Lady.] "Why would those bad guys want to capture you?" He asked.
I pursed my lips and stared ahead. "Well... I don't really know..." And that was the truth. Sure, Pein requested that I help them capture the jinjuriki, but he didn't mention for what my chakra would be used.
Shikamaru glanced back at me. "Who you talking to?" He asked. I pointed at Fang who wagged his tail happily. Narrowing his eyes, Shikamaru returned to walking.
It was starting to get dark by the time we got around a couple hundred paces from the campsite. We have been resting for around an hour, meaning that we have been traveling for a while...
Fang wasn't much of a talker like the other foxes in the normal world. He would occasionally comment about something that would make me snigger or sigh, causing Shikamaru to turn and glance at us. There was something odd about him as well; he was acting more like a human. Instead of chasing after a stray raccoon that was mocking him like a normal fox, he ignored it. I was rather confused by his behavior, but decided not to ask about it.
When the sun set, we found a cave to spend the night before heading out early in the morning. We didn't light up a fire, in case it attracted attention from the two searching for me. I had no idea who they had sent to recapture me; all I knew was that I had to reach Konoha safely.
"We're almost there; tomorrow around midday we'll arrive in Konoha." Kakashi said, leaning against the wall just inside the entrance to keep watch for enemies. Shikamaru went to explore the cave further, because there was a passage sort of thing at the back. Ino and Chouji had already unfolded as many futons as needed.
I sat against the wall with Fang's head in my lap, even though he was small enough to fit on top of my lap. "Metal-chan smells nice..." He huffed before closing his eyes to sleep. I blushed my arse off, which caught the attention of Ino and Chouji.
"What are you blushing for?" Ino asked, rather confused.
Chouji munched on a packet of chips. "Did Fang say something?" He ate a chip and stared down at the fox in my lap.
So, trying to stay calm, I told them about some perverted joke that Fang 'apparently' told me. Of course, the fox was very strange...
I fell asleep after a while, my head resting against the stone wall of the cave.
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Meanwhile, lost
Deidara collapsed under a tree and glared at Sasori. "I told you we need to find a cave, but nooo! You want to find Creatrix-chan, un!"
"Deidara, even if we find a cave, we'll still have to wake up early enough to catch up to the girl. Who knows, maybe she isn't planning on sleeping." Sasori picked at his ear because a bug flew into it. "We should carry on and wait by the gate in case she already showed up there." To be honest, Sasori doubted himself.
Okay, so without complaints, Deidara stood up and they marched forwards, passing a cave on the way; the same cave in which the Konoha group were hiding. Within a few hours of trudging through the forest, they made their way to the gates of Konoha and hid in the forest.
A group of gate guards lounged about in front of the gates, chatting boredly. "I wish they would bring the girl back... Tsunade-sama's punishment is cruel..." One complained.
The other snorted and plopped down on the ground. "You think? I want to go sleep man..." No, these two are not Izumo and Kotetsu, but some other random shinobi picked to guard the gate.
This meant, to Deidara and Sasori that Creatrix-chan wasn't there yet. "Dammit, we could have gone into that cave we walked past earlier, un..." Deidara wiped a hand over his face before glaring at his partner, who just shrugged and sat down under a tree.
With Creatrix's new friend, Fang the fox, what will happen next, I wonder?
Oh nothing much... The next day, the Konoha ninja along with Creatrix and Fang, exited the cave and made for Konoha. They were already halfway from the cave when Creatrix got a bad feeling, and Fang could sense it too, because he walked closer to Creatrix.
The time was passing quite slowly as they trudged through the forest. As Kakashi had predicted, they got through the forest around midday and started walking to the gates of Konoha.
But... Something was not right...
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SUPERMASSIVELINEBREAKTHATWILLMAKEYOUSHITYOURPANTIESBECAUSEITSSOLONGANDIMNOTUSINGANYGRAMMER!
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Hole-eh sh-hit...
A fox? And Creatrix can talk to foxes?! Is she a fox whisperer or something?!
And besides, why the hell would she find a fox? *author gets handed a script again* Oh... Well that makes sense!
[You seriously think you're going to pull off getting enough reviews?]
Well, considering that a few people love the story, I see no problem in trying to get enough to continue with all the chapters. I mean, I planned for twenty six chapters, so there will probably be a lot of reviews by the time I'm done with the f- *shot with a pellet gun and sucker-punched by a kangaroo*
[Jho, thank goodness she didn't get to finish... Otherwise you guys would have found out about her idea for the story!]
Kakashi: *sigh* you are a very, very, very cruel brain.
Shikamaru: I agree.
[And you guys suck penis.]
All: *pale*
[Anyway, from the author that just got shot with a pellet gun and sucker-punched by a kangaroo- *author trampled by elephants* oh dear...
Please review and save her, because she might not make it alive!
School starts tomorrow, so my body is posting this chapter now so that you guys may enjoy it, because she'll barely have time to finish a chapter with all the studying she's definitely going to do... When she does post a chapter, please be nice and review guys, she really appreciates your efforts to click on the button, write a random ball of gibberish and post it. Come on, please?
From the author who is... BEING ATTACKED BY FLYING COOKIES WITH BOMBS!
PEACE!