Natalia's tail wagged contently as she tore open the wrapping paper on her gift. Her ears perked up, "Katyusha! Thank you so much! I needed a new knife! My old one is all blood stained and ugly…"
Katyusha nodded awkwardly, she had only gotten her sister a knife for her birthday because she had woken up with girl standing at the foot of her bed TELLING her to get her a knife. Thinking back to that night, Katyusha started crying. "Jus-just open your brother's, okay?" Her tail moved up to wipe away her tears.
Natalia shrugged, why did her sister cry so much? She should really try killing, Natalia thought, that's what gets me and Nii-san through the day.
She picked up the second and last present and began to open it. Maybe Nii-san got me a wedding dress for our marriage! She thought excitedly, but that seemed unrealistic, considering the small size of the package, NO! It's a ring! It's a ring! I know it is! I know it is. What a great gift, Nii-san!
She tore at the paper until all that was left was a small plastic card. "What is this, Nii-san?" Her ears pulled back confused.
"Your sister and I think your ready, da." Ivan spoke calmly.
Here it is! I bet that he got me a gift card so I can pick out the ring myself!
"It's your very own credit card! Happy birthday!" Ivan's tail waved happily and his eyes were closed and a large smile was plastered on his face. He thought he had gotten his sister the perfect gift.
Natalia's smile faded and was replaced with a strong death aura. She crawled the length of the room until she was at the foot of Ivan's chair. "Marriage. Marriage. Marriage. Marriage." She repeated over and over again.
Ivan pulled his legs up and curled into the fetal position. Katyusha continued crying. Natalia continued saying 'marriage' and this went on for a good two hours until Natalia got sleepy and went to bed. Ivan and Katyusha slept on the couch, to afraid to walk through the dark house knowing Natalia was on 'marriage' rampage.