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Satan city:

"Beerus-sama!"

Goku and Vegeta had arrived as soon as they sensed the two powers clash.

"What happened? We sensed an explosion and came here…" Vegeta turned to look at the man Beerus-sama was fighting, and he was not impressed. He had fought many foes and each had their own character, yet what he saw in common was the way they conducted themselves. Prideful and charismatic in their own evil way, they all had that peculiar aura. This aura was what he respected; this aura was a projection of their single inner desire, the desire to fight someone strong, the desire to conquer and become the best of the best, but it also had a flaw, a flaw which had almost cost him his life—greed for power.

But this man he looked at with skepticism. 'Was he really strong? Could he even hurt a fly?' He knew that someone who could hold up against the god of destruction was no weakling. All he could see was a bald head, an average build, and an emotionless face. This guy had no character whatsoever. His face was plain, his eyes lacked spirit, but something caught his attention. He looked at Beerus-sama's face and observed as a drop of sweat hung on from his chin; Beerus-sama was actually exerting himself as he held the bald man in check.

Vegeta's eyes widened in astonishment. There was someone out there apart from Kakarot and himself that could in fact hold his ground against Beerus-sama! Of course there were people more powerful than Beerus-sama, like Whis, his mentor, but they were not normal people—these were gods! But this man was an ordinary guy; everything about him screamed 'NORMAL!'

"You! Who are you?" Goku asked, getting ready to fight the bald man.

"Goku, this man is accusing me of stealing a French fry! Can you believe it?! Why would I, a god, steal a long, soft, tasty fry?"

"Uh… Beerus-sama, you actually stole a—"

"And even if I did, it's not wrong! I am a God and I can do anything I want!" The cat kicked Saitama in the chest and freed himself from his grip.

"Oi, you bald cat! Did I not tell you before I went to the washroom not to touch my fries?" Saitama shot at Beerus-sama.

"How dare you call me BALD! You are the bald one here! I was the one who bought you the fries, and I have every right to take from you what is mine!"

Saitama could not believe it; he was called bald by this hairless cat! But he couldn't answer back. This proud, irritating, self-centred cat did buy him lunch, after all. Was money more important than food? No, he never thought of comparing the two. But here he was, forced into a corner to make a decision; for him it was n impossible question to answer. Never in his life did he have to make such a difficult choice.

"Do you want to die a horrible death? Or do you want to die a painful one?"

Saitama's train of thought was interrupted. He looked up to see a fist coming towards his chest. At first, he thought of taking the punch head on, but he glanced behind to see a street full of people and buildings. If the punch connected, he would crash into them and cause a huge mess.

'Wasn't this the guy I saw on T.V.? He probably grew his hair out! Yeah, it's the same guy!'

He planted his feet on the ground, smiling. He knew that the punch wouldn't hurt him, but he wanted to see how strong of a man this golden-haired guy was. Suddenly, the direction of the punch changed and became an uppercut! 'So fast!' From behind, another punch made its way to the back of his head, and his eyes went wide at another golden-haired guy behind him.

"Super move, Serious Series…"

It was a matter of milliseconds before their punches connected. Goku, in his mind, knew that a single person facing two Super Saiyans at the peak of their power was unfair. But when he had looked at this man who was fighting Beerus-sama, he sensed no fear in his face, none at all! It was as if he already knew who was stronger!

"...Serious Escape!"

The punches landed at the speed of light, but the pain was felt by Goku and Vegeta; they had accidentally exchanged blows.

"What the hell, Kakarot! Why did you punch me?"

"I can ask you the same thing!"

"Phew! That was really close!" Saitama sighed in relief.

Goku and Vegeta looked at the baldy standing next to them.

'How in the world did he dodge that!?' Vegeta was stunned. 'This guy, he did not even sweat!'

Saitama saw the two staring at him and felt troubled. "Oi, why are you smiling like that? Why does everyone here try to attack me?" He looked at the one with the long golden hair and asked him, "Are you the one who defeated the white monster?"

"Eh?" Goku was confused. 'What white monster? Does he mean Frieza?'

"The white monster with a tail, are you the one who killed it?" Saitama asked in a serious tone.

'Yup, he's asking about Freeza. But…' "How do you know about Frieza?" Goku stepped forward

"Free what?"

"The white monster you're talking about, his name was Frieza. How do you know about him?" Vegeta spoke this time.

"Oh, I watched you fight on T.V."

"On T.V.? Don't fuck with us! How is Frieza related to you!?" Vegeta couldn't believe what this bald dude was saying. 'On T.V.? Does he think it's funny?' He grabbed Saitama's collar, but a white flash of light enveloped the whole city, and then he felt something scorching hot grab his hand.

"Incinerate!"