Dear Fanfiction Authors

by Jaide00

... And P.S, this is mahogany. A series of letters from the characters, saying what they don't like from what they read.

10. Love, Effie Trinket

Dearest Fanfiction Authors,

I'm certain that I don't love the monstrosity that is Haymitch Abernathy.

Please, I hate drunks.

I'm writing this at my MAHOGANY desk.

Love,(Not to Haymitch!)

Effie Trinket