Title: D-Generation X v. 2
Author: JeffroMattyHardy
Disclaimer: I own Alexis Michaels. That's it. Sad, I know, but it's true.
Summary: When Shawn gets seriously injured, everyone thinks DX is done. But what they didn't count on was Alexis coming to take his place. But there's still some unfinished business between her and the other Superstars. OC, slash, language, alcohol
I'm putting pay-per-views out of order. Deal with it. I don't wanna find out what order they're really in.
"Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions!" You're awesome if you know who said that:) First person to guess right gets a prize.
And this one is kinda short, minus the match. I'm lazy like that.
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"I'm gonna chase this whiskey with Patron, I wanna girl in my lap and a Jagerbomb. I'm comin' in hot, ya heard me, and Imma make it rain on the girl who serves me. I drink a fifth of vodka til it's gone and if it feels so good then it can't be wrong. I'm comin' in hot, ya heard me, we keep takin' shots and if not, you nerdy."
Alexis walked through the hotel she was staying at, heading down for breakfast as she sang random songs under her breath. "If you got Jack in your cup, go raise it up. If you ain't got enough, go fill it up. If you had too much, don't throw it up. And if you ain't got shit, throw your hands up."
"Well, those were some words that I hoped never to come out of the little Michaels mouth."
Alexis turned around, ready to hit whoever had dared scold her. Her glare disappeared when she saw who it was. "Roddy!" she exclaimed happily, hugging the Canadian tightly. "Roddy, what are you doing here?"
"Rowdy" Roddy Piper laughed. "I can't see my favorite little girl whenever I'm in the area for something?" he teased.
Alexis laughed with a smile. "How long are you here?"
"Just for a couple minutes more. I've got things to do, people to see."
The blonde pouted. "Fine, then," she said, hugging Piper again. "I'll see you later, then?"
"Of course." Roddy ruffled her hair, knowing that it annoyed her. "Tell Shawn I said hi."
~.*TLC: Tables, Ladders, and Chairs*.~
"You feeling better?"
Alexis didn't even look up from her sketchbook when the door to the main locker room opened. Hunter looked around in confusion. There were no mirrors, there were other people talking in the room… "How…did you know it was me?" he asked.
The blonde just smiled. "I'm special like that," she teased. "By the way, might want to get out of the way. Khali is about to open the door."
"You can't kn—"
He didn't even finish before Khali opened the door and moved him out of the way to get in the room. "How do you do that?" Hunter yelled at her.
Alexis laughed. "Told you I'm special," she laughed. She looked up with a smile when Khali stopped to see what she was working on. "Kiss Cam sketch. You like?" The Punjabi Playboy smiled, patting her on the head before heading off for the showers. His translator wasn't there, so he didn't say anything to her, but she knew what he would have said anyway.
"You are perhaps the weirdest person I've ever met in my life," Hunter said as he looked over her book at her drawing.
"Yeah, but I'm related to Shawn," the Rocker mumbled around her pencil. "It's kind of a requirement. If I'm not weird in any sense, I need to go to a doctor."
"And that's what I love about you." Jeff came up behind her and kissed her cheek. "Hey, Hunter."
"Hardy."
"Hunt, be nice."
"Fine. Hardy."
Alexis shook her head. She shut her sketchbook and stuffed it back in her bag, standing up and stretching her arms over her head. "What's our match tonight?" she asked.
"Well I was hoping it would be tonight," Jeff whispered in her ear. "In my hotel room…with the lights off and our clothes on the ground."
"I don't think so." Hunter pulled the younger blonde toward him. "Come on, Lex. We need to get ready for our match. Tag Team title match against Jericho and Show."
"I'll talk to you later, Jeff!" Alexis called over her shoulder as she was pulled out of the locker room. She slapped Hunter's shoulder when he finally let her go. "What was that for?"
"I still don't trust him that much, sweets, I'm sorry," the Game apologized. "Mark and Shawn would've done the same thing and you know it."
"Yeah, but Shawn would have been a lot funner to watch," the Rocker pouted, crossing her arms.
"Funner isn't a word."
"It is if I want it to be."
"Sweets, you can't just make up words because you want them to be words."
"Yes I can! You're just a meanie!"
Hunter just laughed.
~.**.~
"This is a tables, ladders, and chairs match," Lilian announced, "and it is for the Unified WWE Tag Team Championships! Now the usage of tables, ladders, and chairs is all legal and the winners will be declared when one member climbs a ladder and retrieves the tag team titles."
Are you ready?
The lights shut off, green bouncing off the walls.
You think you can tell us what to do?
You think you can tell us what to wear?
You think that you're better?
Well you better get ready
Bow to the masters…
Break it down!
"Introducing first," Lilian announced as Hunter and Alexis came out with glowsticks in hand, "the challengers. The Rocker, Alexis Michaels, the Game, Triple H, D-Generation X!" The two degenerates threw glowsticks into the crowd as they headed for the ring, going through their signature 'X' fireworks in the ring.
Well…
Break the walls down!
It's the Big Show!
Of Jericho!
"And their opponents, at a combined weight of 711 pounds, they are the current Unified WWE Tag Team Champions, Chris Jericho and the Big Show!" Alexis and Hunter looked up at the titles as the other two made their way to the ring.
The music stopped. Alexis and Hunter stood on one side of the ring with Chris and Show standing right across from them. The bell rang.
The four started toward each other. Hunter and Show stood face-to-face and Alexis and Chris did the same. Alexis frowned when she looked at her opponent. Why do I have to be short like my brother? she thought in frustration. Show used one giant hand to push Hunter away by the face and he stepped back. Alexis shoved Chris back as well. Finally, the two younger blondes locked up and Hunter started to throw right hands at the giant athlete in front of him.
Hunter kept control of Show, put Chris quickly switched momentum, tossing Alexis into the corner and throwing right hands to keep her there. Show got one upper hand and Hunter rolled out of the ring, the larger getting out himself. Alexis got the upper hand with her opponent and delivered a sharp chop across the chest. Chris stumbled out of the corner and she ran him into another, giving him another chop.
The Rocker pulled him into an Irish Whip, but the other reversed it. She bounced back with a swinging neckbreaker. When he stood up, she tried to get him in the corner, but he rammed his knee up into her stomach to get her off. He flipped her over so she was in a sitting position and kicked right in the small of her back. He leaned back against the ropes and kicked his foot up, catching her square in the face and making her fall back to the canvas. He pulled the younger blonde up and got her in the corner, ramming his shoulder into her stomach a few times. He pulled Alexis into an Irish Whip, but she got her foot up to kick Chris in the face when he came running at her. Alexis flipped him onto his back. She rested the toe of her boot on his forehead before jumping up and landing with one foot right on that spot. Chris rolled toward the edge of the ring, the Rocker kicking his back. She grabbed the top rope and jumped slightly, using a baseball slide move to push him to the ground.
Alexis followed Jericho out and tried to ram him into the steel ring post. The older blonde put his foot up to block the attempt and rammed her head into it himself, the younger falling to the ground. He went over and a dragged a table over, getting it in position just as she got to her feet again. Jericho tried to get her with a suplex on the table, but the blonde wiggled and squirmed and got back on her feet. She spun slightly, giving him a punch to the gut only to get a knee to the stomach in return. Jericho lifted her up, but she flipped over his back, giving him a chop across the chest when he turned around. She grabbed him by the back of the neck and tossed him into the ring with her right behind.
Alexis pulled him into an Irish Whip, but he reversed it. When she came bouncing back, she leapt at him, knocking him to the ground. One kip-up later and she was back on her feet. Chris grabbed her legs and pulled them out from under her when she tried to attack, attempting the Walls of Jericho submission hold. The Rocker suddenly twisted the lower half of her body around, tossing Jericho off and away from her. When he came back, she gave him an inverted atomic drop and a chop. Chris bounced slightly off the ropes and came back just in time for a scoop slam. She climbed up the corner and jumped off with a high elbow, landing on Chris's knees when he brought them up.
Alexis yelled in pain and held her arm as she squirmed on the canvas, shots of pain shooting up her arm. She rolled out of the ring entirely, landing on the ground below. "Stupid fucking knees," she hissed through her teeth.
Jericho left her alone for the time being when he saw Hunter run Show into the TV screens up on the stage. He ran up with a chair, but the older blonde kicked him in the gut and he dropped it. After a few right hands, he went for the Pedigree, but Chris got free and flipped the older over his head. Alexis finally got to her feet and headed up to the stage only to get a right hand to the head from Jericho. She fell to the ground and rolled near backstage. She got to her feet pretty quickly and headed backstage, leaving JeriShow staring down at Hunter (who was still on the ground) and a chair in Chris's hand. Show picked Hunter up and held him in place as Jericho prepared to nail him with the chair.
Alexis suddenly came back from backstage, a chair in her own hands. Chris swung at the same time she did, the chairs hitting together with a loud bang. They did it again and again, Alexis finally getting the upper hand as she knocked the chair out of his hands. Show tried to interfere and got a chair shot to the stomach. Jericho did the same and got the same result plus a shot to the back when he doubled over. She tossed the chair to the side and turned around just in time for a headbutt that knocked her to the ground from the World's Largest Athlete. The current champions left their opponents on the stage and headed down to the ring, Chris yelling at Show to get a ladder so he could get the titles from above the ring.
As the two were trying to get the ladder in the ring, Alexis and Hunter came back, the younger of the two running Show into the security wall. Hunter took care of Chris as Alexis got the ladder in the ring, looking for something under the ring. She ultimately didn't find it, getting in the ring and taking over where Hunter left off. He gave Jericho a scoop slam. "Come on, Hunt," she said, picking up half of the ladder. "Help me with this." The Game grabbed the other half and the two degenerates suplexed the ladder onto Jericho's back.
"Come on, we gotta get Show," Hunter said, picking the ladder up again. Alexis grabbed the other half and together they rammed the ladder into the athlete trying to get into the ring.
Alexis grabbed the ladder again as her partner pushed Chris out of the ring, the two setting it up under the titles hanging from the ceiling. As soon as Alexis started climbing, Show got back in the ring. Hunter tried to keep him back, but failed miserably. Show grabbed the back of her pants and threw her to the canvas. She got to her hands and knees as Chris got into the ring with a ladder, Y2J ramming her head down into the steel. Jericho lined the ladder up against her body and bounced off the opposite ropes, using a baseball slide to ram the ladder into her and her into the ring post, the Rocker falling out of the ring in the end.
Alexis finally was able to pull herself up to the apron as Hunter was practically dissected by the current champions and a ladder. She pulled herself up, but Chris was right there with a right hand and she fell to the ground once again. It took her several minutes, but she finally got back in the ring on the opposite side from where Hunter was hung upside-down on a ladder in the corner. Show went for a right hand, but she ducked and quickly switched their positions, delivering a chop. She attempted an Irish Whip, but it was no surprise that he reversed it. Alexis went running for the corner, flipping over on top of Hunter and collapsing to the ground, Chris pushing her out of the ring right after.
Alexis watched as Hunter took care of Jericho and Show, climbing the corner and jumping off with a high elbow on the larger of the two. She held onto the ropes in another corner and lifted her foot, tuning up the band to the count of the crowd. Jericho came back in and she tried for her finisher, but he ducked and came back with a Codebreaker, Alexis falling through the middle ropes to the ground. Inside the ring, both Chris and Hunter were out of the ring and only Show was left. He looked up at the titles before setting up the ladder and very slowly beginning to climb.
Hunter suddenly came back and slammed a chair into his back, the larger getting down with a death glare at the Game. "Hunter, you idiot," Alexis said softly as she watched the chain of events. Show got off the ladder and punched at the chair Hunter had in front of his head, the blonde falling to the ground with his hand over his head. Alexis forced herself to get back in the ring and tried to stop him from climbing the ladder again, but Show just pushed her away. The two members of DX got back up and tried to push the ladder down, Alexis on the side where Show was climbing. "Hunter, switch." She wrapped an arm around his waist and switched their positions so he was the one pushing on the side the larger was climbing on and the two managed to push the ladder over. Hunter pulled Show into a Pedigree, Alexis pushing down for more momentum on the finisher.
Alexis got back up and set the ladder back up under the title belts, starting to climb. She got a hand on the belts when Chris got back in the ring, pushing the ladder over. The blonde flew over the top rope, landing on Show before she hit the ground. Jericho got the ladder back up and started to climb himself when Hunter climbed back in the ring and powerbombed him off. It was the Game's turn now to climb, but he only got a few rungs up before Show chokeslammed him off. The Big Show, angry as hell at the ladder as well as the match, shoved the ladder over and almost broke it in half, tossing it out of the ring.
Show grabbed Alexis when she tried to get back in the ring and flipped her over the top rope, Chris getting back in with another ladder. Show picked one half of the ladder up and held it up as his partner drug Hunter and Alexis between the two halves. Show lowered the ladder half he'd been holding on the two blondes and held it still as Jericho grabbed the chair that'd been left in the ring. He lifted it high above his head and slammed it down on the ladder, both blondes jolting in pain as steel met flesh. He did it once more and Show slammed the ladder down on them before leaving it alone. Show grabbed the top half of the ladder and tore it away from the other half, tossing it out of the ring. Show shoved Hunter out of the ring and with a punch to the gut, Alexis fell out of the ring as well.
Chris picked up the half of the ladder left in the ring when Show climbed out of the ring, just seeming to notice it wasn't useful for him. There was a table leaned up against the security wall and Show noticed it when he picked Alexis up for a chokeslam. Hunter stood up and was met with a flying Rocker toward him, both falling and breaking the table. Alexis stayed on top of Hunter, not physically able to move herself at the moment.
Meanwhile, in the ring, Jericho was basically freaking out because he only had half a ladder and he wanted to get the titles. Show watched as Chris tried to climb his ladder half, failing each time. He finally got back in the ring, going over to the corner where Jericho had lifted himself up on. He held Y2J's hands as the smaller stood on his shoulders, walking slowly to the title belts as a two-man giant. Jericho looked up at the belts, not realizing that to get the belts, he'd have to let go of Show's hand and potentially lose his balance and fall.
Show froze as he watched Alexis and Hunter get in the ring together. Chris didn't notice the two blondes, but Show was close to freaking out as he saw Alexis's leg bouncing as she held the ropes with one hand. The Rocker struck. Show was hit with a very special Sweet Chin Music, Jericho flying over the ropes and his head falling very painfully on the table that had previously been set up. He didn't move much after that. Alexis's leg bounced again and she struck with another Sweet Chin Music when Show turned back around. The two members of DX grabbed the ladder half in the ring and rushed forward, ramming it into the larger athlete to get him over the ropes. Alexis hopped over the ropes and grabbed the ladder half before getting back in the ring.
"How are we gonna do this?" she asked, looking around for another ladder.
Hunter looked up at the title belts above him. He took a deep breath and braced himself as he held the ladder half up. "Come on, sweets," he encouraged. "I can hold it. You're not that heavy. Just be careful."
Alexis shrugged. She started to climb the ladder half, Hunter bracing himself again as she climbed. She reached up and grabbed the titles, unhooking them. The bell rang.
"Here are your winners, and new Unified WWE Tag Team Champions, D-Generation X!" Lilian announced.
Hunter tossed the ladder half out of the ring when Alexis got down again, both title belts in her hands. She handed him his, the Game patting her on the back. "Nice job, sweets. Shawn would be proud."
His arm went around her neck when the referee let their arms go and her arm went around his waist as they looked around with their belts raised high. The lights went to their usual entrance lights as they got in position in the middle of the ring, going through their signature ring 'X' fireworks again. Hunter kept his belt in his hand and Alexis had hers over her shoulder as they went through the signature DX pose in the middle of the ring.
Both blondes got out of the ring, heading around the entire security walls as they held their hands out for high-fives and for anyone who wanted something. Alexis pulled the sweatbands off her arms and threw them out to the crowd, the one around her thigh staying where it was.
The two looked over one side of the stage when they reached it, Alexis waving with a smile. "She can suck it," Hunter joked with a grin, knowing no one could really hear him as he pointed at the younger blonde.
"Knock it off," she muttered, shoving his shoulder as she headed over to the other side.
"Hey, you think we could persuade Vin-man to let us have a crowd party right here?" Hunter asked, motioning at the stage. Alexis took one look at him and they both laughed. Hunter looked back at the camera before they headed backstage. "She lives here," he said with a grin. And it was true. Technically, Shawn had a house in San Antonio and she lived with him a lot on the road.
"I'll be home in 40 minutes," Alexis said with a grin. "40 minutes." She and Hunter walked backstage.
~.**.~
"Unified WWE Tag Team Champions," Alexis said, looking down at the two belts in her hands. "Feels pretty damn good."
"And no hotel room tonight," Hunter added with a grin. "Nice soft beds tonight."
"You're just happy because you can sleep with Shawn tonight," the Rocker teased.
Hunter thought about it with a grin. "Yeah, you're right," he laughed.
Alexis looked behind her when she heard footsteps and saw Jeff walking up to her. "Hey, you wanna come stay with me tonight?" she asked. "I'm staying with Shawn and I'm pretty sure he won't mind."
Jeff looked at Hunter out of the corner of his eyes. The Game's eyes narrowed slightly, but he nodded slightly. The Charismatic Enigma smiled, leaning down and kissing the youngest blonde's cheek. "Of course," he agreed.
Alexis smiled. "Come on," she said, pulling on his arm as she stood up. "I'm gonna go find Jay. I wanna show him my belts." Jeff followed, but looked back at Hunter, silently telling him that they needed to talk.
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Yes, something special is going to happen in the next chapter or two. And this is…the shortest chapter I've done since the first chapter.
And I'm watching Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill while writing and almost couldn't finish I was laughing so hard!:)