Pit
Pikachu
Kirby
Ganondorf
Young Link
Luigi
Link
Zelda
Sheik
Jigglypuff
Marth
Author's Notes: Yeeeah...that's it. (blinks) This is starting to turn out more and more insane as the story progresses on...don't fret, though; Master Hand and Crazy Hand will return! But...not by the next chapter.
It's the same friggin' timeless day at the Smash Mansion...
"C'mon! What'cha waitin' for?" Peppy Ankylosaurus says, showing off Hawaiian merchandise, "Get your Hawaiian needs here!"
"Get a job." Wario cackled, as he left the room, holding Marth's sword.
Peppy sighed. "Well, I tried. I can hardly see Yoshi or Dr. Hoshi do better." He started pondering. "Where the heck are those two goons, anyway?"
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"Last one it is a rotten Togepi!" Pichu cried, running from room to room.
Popo jumped on the couch, and he landed on Pichu. "Gotcha!" He laughed as he got up. "You're it, Pichu!"
Pichu didn't reply, nor did he move.
Popo's smile turned into a frown. "Pichu...? PICHU...!?"
Pichu layed there, motionless.
Popo fell to his knees, and cried. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I KILLED PICHU!!"
"YOU WHAT!?" Solid Snake exclaimed, running into the room, but unfortunately, tripped on one of the wires and fell on he floor, killing him.
Popo was aghast. "SNAKE IS DEAD, TOO!?" He started pounding his fist on the ground. "WHY, MAN, WHY!?"
Nana poked her head curiously into the room. "Popo, smoochums, is everything okay?"
Popo's eyes turned into flames. "Smoochums...YOU SHALL DIE!!" He leapt towards Nana.
Nana screamed in horror, before she was murdered by her own brother.
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Once again, we find Peppy Ankylosaurus STILL trying to get Wario to buy his Hawaiian merchandise...
"Wario, please!" Peppy said, walking on his knees, "I'm begging you, man!"
"Get away from me, you freako!" Wario shouted back, slamming the door in Peppy's face. The fat, greedy man chuckled, looking at Marth's sword. "Now...for what I always wanted to do for so many years..."
As Wario was about to do with the sword, Peppy busted the door down, fuming.
"IF YOU WON'T BUY MY MERCHANDISE, THEN I'LL...um...MAKE YOU EAT SOUR MILK!!" Peppy threatened, in a very stupid way.
Wario shrieked like a woman. "NOOOO!! PLEASE!! NOT SOUR MILK!!"
Peppy cackled, getting out the box of sour milk, and walking towards Wario with it.
Wario gulped. If he got even one tiny spoonful of that sour milk, he would die but if he fought back...he'd still die.
Wario made up his mind at last, and pointed his sword at Peppy Ankylosaurus. "BONZAI!!" The fat, greedy man charged at the yellow Ankylosaurus.
Peppy smiled, and right when Wario was in contact with the closest corner of the box of milk, Peppy ducked out of the way, watching in delight as Wario instead stabbed Popo.
"ACK!" Popo screamed, the sword going through his...guzzard..."YOU KILLED ME!!" He screamed, before he exploded, his innards exploding all over the room.
Peppy left in disgust, losing is appetite as he tossed the box of sour milk at Wario and left the room.
Wario screamed once more, getting hit by the milk, and as a result, dying.
"I'll...be...back..." Wario said dramatically in Arnold Swartshannger's voice, "With...my...Wario Waft..." He turned into purple smoke afterwards.