Author's Note: I figured it was a bit of a waste to make separate stories for a bunch of shorts that weren't even as long as book-chapter, so I'm going to upload new shorts as chapters in this single fic.

Most of these are also posted at bloody(underscore)shorts, the Hellsing drabble/short fic community on Livejournal.

Individual ratings and summaries in each chapter.

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Title: What She Found at the Movies
Summary: Seras brought home a rabbit.
Challenge: None
Rating: G
Word count: 218
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"Sir?"

"What is it, police girl?" Integra asked, not looking from her paperwork.

"Um. I found this at the movies--it was abandoned . . ."

Alarm bells went off in Integra's head; she snapped her head up to see her fears confirmed. Seras held a shoebox, and inside of that was a rabbit.

Integra tried to remember what her father had told her when she'd tried to bring a stray cat home. "Seras," she said, "animals are dangerous and unpredictable things."

"Actually, this one looks domesticated. There's even a note!" She took the note out, a bit of stained paper. ". . . I can't read it, though."

"Whatever," said Integra, feeling a vein in her forehead start to pulse. "There's still the matter of disease. It could make all of us sick."

"I was thinking that I could take him to the clinic," said Seras, glancing down at the rabbit.

All right, this wasn't working. Integra glared. "I don't want an animal in this house," she said flatly. "Animals are easily manipulated, and I don't need to fend off an attack from the inside just so that you can have a pet.

"Besides," she continued, looking back to her papers, "do you think you can protect it, if Alucard gets hungry?"

Seras blanched. "I'll give it away tomorrow," she said, and left.