IB:Not saying nothing about this chapter! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Clad:Read and Review.

Disclaimer: I don't own "Invader Zim" Jhonen Vasquez does. I don't own "The Roleplay"Aseret Kitsune does. "Liz" belong to Ayase. I own "Leauna and Bir."me.

Chapter 10 The X-Mas Elf

A girl with blond hair, brown glasses and green eyes, wearing a black dress and an elf hat comes over. "Cheer up, it's X-Mas!" Becky shouted.

"It's September," Tak stated, crossing her arms. She wished to be anywhere but here in a room full of idiots.

"Well, Ms. Scrooge, no one asked you," Becky sneered eating a pizza carton. Being new here wasn't easy and she longed to destroy some kid named Torque. She ran off singing the Twelve Pains of Christmas.

She bumped into a boy causing his drink to ruin his shirt. "Darn it!" Dib yelled. He glared at the girl in annoyance and anger. "Why don't you watch where you're going?!" he shouted.

"Uh...," Becky stuttered, nervous. "You gonna finish that?" she asked pointed to his spilled drink. Without waiting for an answer she grabbed his poop cola and drank it all. "Burp! Ahh...most satisfying. You have anymore?" Becky asked hopefully, eyes wide.

"Er...no...have you seen that perverted alien girl?" he asked.

Her eyes went wide and she began to wonder how on Earth he knew...Then realizing that she wasn't a pervert Becky placed an elf hat on him. "Merry X-Mas!" she stated and ran off.

Zim was whistling a happy tune and was in a good mode in til he got knocked down. "Who dares bump into me?! ZIM!" he screeched.

"Good day, hmm," Becky said and placed a Santa hat on him. "Merry X-Mas!" she happily stated and ran off.

Later the Irkens and humans were in the hallway making sure no Elf Girl would bump into them.

"It was the strangest thing, she took my poopsi," Dib began.

"And my ham," Skoodge, said crossing his arms.

"Why that Elf Girl even took the can yams," Liz ended.

Zim threw the Santa hat on the ground and stomped on it. How he loathed that holiday ever since his plan failed. "That Elf must be stopped!" he stated.

"I agree, look what she did to me," Leauna ordered, and was seen in a Grinch outfit.

"At least your outfit isn't a tree," Tak growled, looking pissed.

Becky ran over smiling wide and laughed at their pain and annoyance. It was most joy. "Hahaha! You guys are swell. Merry X-Mas to all! I wish you well!" she happily stated and ran off.

"Well will never see her again. I hope," Dib said and The Twelve Pains of Christmas began to play.

IB:Merry X-Mas to all.
Clad:And too all a goodnight.