Let the Games Begin
Chapter Ten
Rosalie's POV
Thank god we decided that 'Duck Duck Goose' game wasn't such a great game to play after all, I thought it was too childish, although what Bella did to Edward was rather hilarious.
For now, we decided to play with the new Nintendo Wii that Emmett just ordered last week. Gotta love e-Bay.
I was sitting on Emmett's lap so Alice sat on Jasper's. Edward quickly grabbed Bella by the hips and placed her on his as well, and upon seeing this, Jared started sitting on Paul's lap.
...Oh lord; did I just see what I think I saw?
Everyone's heads whipped so fast in their direction, that if we weren't supernatural, our necks would've snapped right off.
"Get off you big goon!" Paul pushed the big dog off of him, and Jared landed on the floor with an 'oomph'.
"Fine," Jared snapped his fingers in front of Paul's face, "you have bony legs anyway."
"Right..."
"You're just jealous I got a plump bottom." Jared rubbed circles around his ass cheeks. Oh god, he's still rubbing circles...with both hands. He just keeps going, and going, and going...and now I think he's doing (a completely retarded version) of what looked like 'the bend and snap', probably because it looked more like someone just tried to break his spine by hitting him with a stick in the back...or a dieing worm in a simpler term. Insert gag here.
"Do you have diarrhea or something? I can go get some Pepto-Bismol at the drug store." Quil finally asked, actually looking concerned. And I thought Emmett was air-headed.
"Uh, no thanks, just pick me up some condoms." Jared replied nonchalantly, as if he were just saying 'nah, I like chocolate ice-cream better than vanilla'. I thought he was gay.
So there was no surprise there when we all gave him a 'what the hell is he on?' look. Apparently Jared caught on.
"What? You never know when one of you guys might finally realize your undying love for me." Our expressions still didn't change.
"Sheesh, it's called STD's, don't you listen to the teacher in health class?" Still didn't change.
"Well I don't want any of these unknown diseases! Some of them are nasty, like this one time, Coach Jefferson said if you get-" Jacob was the first one out of our trance like states.
"Dude. One; we're werewolves. Two; we don't get STD's. And three;" Jacob slapped the (hopefully) bajeezies out of him across the face, "seriously, what the hell are you on? I mean, what the hell! You're thinking about gay sex?! With one of us! Man, that is just crossing the line there. And reality check; We're. Not. Gay! You can't just wake up gay just like" he snapped his fingers, "that! We're straight. We're as straight as Edward's boner over there that he's using Bella to hide. Again." He pointed at him, which halted Jared to a stop from saying another disgusting come back, to stare at Edward.
Edward's POV
Hey, I was not using her to hide! Everyone's heads spun in my direction.
And what the...-I looked down-
R POV
"Oh. My. God." Edward quickly pushed Bella onto the couch and jumped up.
"It's you." Edward glared down at his...yahoo. "You, my little friend, are going down." Just then, he lifted his fist up, and oh dear God, we was about to punch his own balls.
He started bringing his fist down at lightning speed, Jasper spoke up, saying something that stopped him halfway there. Thank god. That would not have been a pretty sight.
"Little?" Jasper, all but choked out, trying desperately (and failing miserable) to keep his laughs in.
Edward's head shot up so fast, his hair almost permanently got stuck in that way when the wind's blowing through it. Except without the wind. His face paled when he realized what he had just said.
Edward's POV
I didn't have a care in the world for the condition my hair was in at the moment, as I felt my face pale when I realized I just took a blow to my own ego.
But in my defense, I didn't even notice anything! The last thing I was aware of, was that Bella was shifting around on my lap, and then I felt a tingly feeling, but I was too shocked to pay much attention from the...rather disturbing comments from Jared.
When Jacob brought it up, I couldn't believe it! What the hell was wrong with me? It's like my hormones went into overdrive after the past 100 years, and decided now was a good time to start releasing the testosterone on me. The next thing I know, my anger overtook me and I couldn't help myself. I was going to punch my own jing-a-ling.
Then Jasper spoke up and now here I am, frozen in spot. And I once again couldn't stop myself at what came out of my mouth next, in desperate need to save my ego, and myself from embarrassment.
R POV
Then the next thing we know, he's spreading his arms farther and farther, after each word he spoke out.
"Oh, uh, I meant, big," then he changed his mind and spread his arms out even farther, "large," spread them farther, along with his legs now, "huge," and farther, "massive", his voice cracking as he struggled when he couldn't spread them out any farther, "GiNOrMOus fRieNd."
We all stared at him with wide eyes.
Bella opened her mouth, but couldn't seem to form any words, as she closed it shut again.
Edward finally looked around the room at us, and then looked down embarrassed—no shocker there—and said in the tiniest voice I've ever heard, "I'll shut up now."
"Anyway," Jacob said, clearly uncomfortable (like everyone else) and changed the subject, "lets play some tennis!"
Oh yeah! Could be seen dawning on everyone's faces, the previous episode forgotten, before becoming excited (well the boys were anyway) and started bouncing, eager to start the game.
"Okay, Emmett, you're on my team, Sam and Paul are on the other team. Loser proves the other mythical creature is superior!" Jasper announced. And the pathetic thing was, all the guys roared (trying to be loader then the other race no doubt) pumping the fists—or Wii controllers in some cases—in the air, and trying to flex their muscles to see which ones are bigger. I sighed, boys.
"Let's get this show on the road." Emmett hollered.
"Oh god, don't ever say that phrase again, or I'll paint your nails. Pink." I replied disgusted at how lame that sounded. I mean, really, who says that anymore?
"Yes ma'am." He looked down like the little boy caught steeling cookies before dinner.
"a-whipped." Quil coughed.
"Now, now Quil," Sam gave him a look, "I believe the term is 'l-ame'." He said before the wolf boys started laughing the heads off.
That really ticked me off, as I growled lowly at them, but they didn't seem to notice—or did, but show any affect by it.
They were rolling around of slapping their thighs, trying to get the humor all out, when Sam suddenly slapped his own thigh before his arm was lifted up and...his finger was dug deep into his nose?
Suddenly he stopped laughing as he took notice when his finger started...'digging for gold', and let out a "GAH!" before hauling the thing back out. He pulled a look of disgust (who wouldn't? that was gr-oss), as the rest took notice and stopped laughing as well, to see what was going on. We were all staring shocked, well more grossed out actually, as Sam then brought his index finger and thumb together and flicked it at Quil.
"AHH! DUDE! WHAT THE HELL?!" Quil shrilled as he desperately thrashed around, trying to wipe it off.
"I DIDN'T DO IT! I MEAN, I DID, BUT IT WASN'T ME!" Sam was pretty scared shitless himself.
Then we all looked at Bella when she 'innocently' looked away out the nearest window in the opposite direction, whistling a silent tune to herself.
They glared, but they could tell Bella wasn't going to be looking them in the eyes anytime soon, so they gave up and started the game as planned.
"POW! YO SK-ILLS! Who's yo daddy?! Huh, who's the man?!" Emmett howled, throwing his arms up in the air (expecting us to cheer for him, apparently) as he whipped the ball at the very edge of the boarder lines, winning the first points, after the two teams just kept hitting the ball back and forth for the past five minutes. No longer having human reflexes and sensitive enhanced senses really came in handy.
"Whatever, you just got lucky. The games not even close to being over yet!" was Jacob's best retort from not winning the first points of five matches yet.
The two teams kept going at it, swinging their arms and moving about (although, I don't think they seemed to realize they didn't need to move their feet for this game, not that anyone else told them that; it was pretty hilarious how they looked, violently whipping their arms around like lunatics), nearly tied each time, only losing by one set of points from the smallest mistakes from the other opponent. They were not tied with two set wins each is that what you call it? Sorry, I've only played it on the Wii, I never paid attention to what the aspects of the game are called lol. They were now down to the final match, all breathing ragged, which I think was just to be more in the mood of the competition because they didn't even break a sweat—not that the vampires could anyway.
Sam and Jacob faced Emmett and Jasper, all staring each other down like their life depended on winning this.
"It's on." They all said at once. Did anyone find that a little creepy? Maybe it was just too cliché, but lame nonetheless.
Everyone was cheering for the team they were on, while I just sat there waiting for this to be over.
"CA-POOEY!" Sam called as he hit the ball with great force (well as much force as the game would let you).
"BAM!" Jasper shouted back, Jacob barely hitting the ball back at the last millisecond.
"ZAP!" Emmett hit it back easily.
"Bow-chica-wow-wow!" Everyone froze as Sam hit the pause button the second he heard it, at the Axe commercial slogan, and turned to stare at Bella.
"What?" she asked innocently. "It sounded fun..." she shrugged, as everyone continued staring at her.
"You did notice we were saying sound effects from comic books, right?" Jasper spoke slowly, thinking incase she didn't understand and get the picture.
"Yeah, but I couldn't think of anymore. You guys said all the good ones!" Bella crossed her arms and pouted.
"Don't worry love, I thought it was sexy." Edward nuzzled his face into her neck, and I noticed she was sitting on his lap again. I hope that little chapter earlier doesn't happen again.
"Oh please, you think when she trips on the stairs and nearly breaks her own neck, is sexy. I bet if she ate a worm sandwich, you'd still think that was a turn-on." Alice snorted.
"Hey! That is not true! They'd have to be gummy worms only." Edward huffed, attempting to cross his arms over his chest, but his arms were around Bella earlier, so he ended up crossing his arms over her chest. I don't think he seemed to notice, even when Bella gave a small yelp and paled a little, eyes wide as a black whole, at the awkward position she was now in.
"Okay..." Paul said slowly.
"Are we going to finish this game or not?" Emmett was trying desperately not to tease his brother, in fear of losing his competitive streak, along with the game.
So they un-paused the game and began playing again.
Soon they started power-hitting the ball back and forth, as if it really made it go that much faster with the more force every time they used on the controller.
"TAKE THAT!" Sam shouted.
"ONLY IF YOU CAN TAKE THAT!" Jasper replied just the same.
"RAH!" was Jacob's only response, as he sent the animated ball at 'lightning speed'.
Emmett quickly drew back his arm and used a great amount of strength to send the ball back over the net, and
–CRASH-
the controller smashed right into the TV screen, putting an end to the game.
"Dun, dun, dun!" No one looked at Bella this time, all eyes glued to the white plastic stick now implanted into the flat shattered screen LCD.
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Thanks Italiangurlinamessedupworld for the game idea. Well, I was going to have them play Guitar Hero like you suggested, but...-mumbles- I never played it before, let alone have it -.-" actually, I don't even play with my Wii in the first place; it basically just sits there on the TV stand LOL. I USED to play it when I first got it for about a week or two, and that was about it, and I got tired of it xD Sorry for posting this so late, I was freaking out from all the math homework I got this week to prepare us for the unit test, which ended up getting changed to next week –glares at math teacher- then I had to do an essay for English, AND then study for the French unit test (did I mention I suck at it? Well actually it's not too bad this year, but I totally blanked out when I got to the irregular verbs on the test, which sucked balls). Anyway, I tried making this as funny as possible, and I rewrote some things a bunch of times, but thanks to some wonderful reviewers, I have a couple more chapters being planned out at the moment :D Oh, and thanks for all the reviews!
Okay, imma go, so c ya later!