Death and Merging, War and love

by Janic of the Lost Crystals

Death was already a given factor in the game but that has changed to due the favor called in that brought Death Gods to play. Changes occurred, merging began, and destiny has been changed into lost and forgotten prophecies. Thank you all for the views! -Rewrite is up! Title is call Spiritual Emergence!

10. The Ashes of Battle

Death and Merging, War and Love
Author's Note: As I said before, I will try and post a chapter every two to five weeks unless I'm not feeling well or if my editor kills me for post before he finishes editing, also I will try to stay true to the sekirei story BUT I'm adding and/or changing somethings to make things I want fit in. ALSO IF YOU REVIEW, NO FLAMES. IT IS NOT CALLED FOR, IF YOU HAVE PROBLEM LET US KNOW BUT DON'T INSULT US.
I giving credit to my editor, Zero the Winter God, for helping me out with this crossover.
Editor's Note: There might be some limes and/or Lemons, also may have some fourth wall breaking and healing later.
Chapter #10: The Ashes of Battle

A pillar of fire, flames and steam pierces the thick clouds that hover over Teito and most of the world, it begins to form the shape of the great bird of fire, the Phoenix, it glows red, orange, yellow, white and a mixture of those colors, Tsukiumi, Musubi, Kazehana, Ku, Unohana, Soi Fon, Toshiro, Momo, Halibel, Oriha, that foot type sekirei, and even Uzume marvel at the bird of fire as it flies in a circle in the sky as orbs of flames drop off its wings and those orbs fly away then Toshiro feels his phone vibrate, he pulls it out,
"World Wide Breaking News, All over the world, the weather has been unusually cold but now these strange orbs, that explode like amazing fireworks, have brought the temperature back to normal all over the world and no one knows how or why these events happened, more at 11." Toshiro looks up and everyone sees the bird burst like a grand finally for a 4th of July fireworks show on dope, steams of flames rain down all over the world and the sky clears, revealing a beautiful white moon, Toshiro begins to laugh,
"Now that's a real hot head." Momo and Halibel laugh a bit but only for a few seconds as Soi Fon stands up and tries to look in to the fire,
"Lady Yoruichi." As she said that, the fire began to shrink and the Phoenix lands back where the pillar of flames started, Homura, Minato, and Yoruichi appear out of the flames, all three looked exhausted, yet only Yoruichi laid upon the ground unconscious yet she seemed pleased, Orihime and Soi Fon rush over to Yoruichi as Tsukiumi begins to fume at Minato who looks completely weird out, she glows in the moonlight,
"How could he do such a thing? I was only thinking about my rival...I never thought how my master could...even..." Oriha jump up into the air, her blades spinning around her, "Shut the hell up you dumb blonde bitch!" Oriha's disk blades spin around and head at Tsukiumi, she blocks every single one of them, barehanded, "A bitch am I? I'm not that one who just commented a sneak attack." Oriha looks confused, "I attacked you head on, it was not a sneak attack!" Tsukiumi's hair begins to whip back and forth wildly, "First you called me a dog and now you won't confess to commenting a sneak attack!" A watery orb glows behind Tsukiumi as her hair goes wild while a couple yards in the air, Ichigo and Neliel stands, Neliel is marveling at Tsukiumi's whipping hair, Ichigo itches his chin,
"Why does that sneak attack statement seem familiar?" Neliel laughs and she feels her body being lured in by Tsukiumi's ever flowing hair like a fish to a worm, Ichigo grabs Neliel's arm seems like he trying to be the protective natured person he is, (Author's Note: If only his brain matched his instincts, but then me and my editor wouldn't have something to make fun of.) Neliel's sleeve rips right off and she continues to go towards Tsukiumi's whipping hair as do some weaker hollows are also drawn to the hair and as they are in reaching distance, the whipping hair cracks their masks, those hollows fade away rather quickly, Ichigo sees this, he grabs Neliel's other other but the sleeve ripes right off, she smiles,
"Ichigo, you're a bad boy, stripping me in public!" Neliel screams, Orihime hears this and turns around, her face looks like she could transform into something that appeared as a dominatress, Ichigo gets annoyed face, "Nel, I'm not stripping you, I'm trying to stop you from get hurt and wet." He didn't yell so Orihime only heard the word I'm... stripping you, I'm trying...hurt and wet, she creeps over as Ichigo and Neliel are in the danger zone, not realizing that Tsukiumi is ready to unleash her attack onto Uriha,
"Water Festival!" The Watery orb bursts into a giant water hydra yet the heads of this hydra are more similar to snakes, these heads bash Neliel and Ichigo right in front of Orihime and Neliel is all wet what is worst Ichigo's hands are on Neliel's chest, Orihime gets a rape face and then her clothes burst off of her, revealing an outfit fit for a dominatress,
"Orihime this isn't what it looks like, calm down and breathe!" She starts to laugh at Ichigo, "But I don't want to calm down, I like being my dark side, it is going to be so much fun!" Ichigo sees that he'll have to run so he moves Neliel off of himself, he removes his shirt and hands it to Neliel to use it as a toil as his upper body makes Orihime blush, "Ichigo, you are so willing." Ichigo starts to run, "Willing...Orihime whatever dirty thoughts are peering in that huge chest of your's, they better disappear before we get home." Orihime blushes harder, "Ichigo, thank you I do have a nice huge chest." Ichigo sighs realizing everything important he just said went right over Orihime's head thus a semi-sexy chase scene begins.
On the same roof top, Uriha dodges the snake heads while have a freaked out face, "I hate snakes." Tsukiumi appears Uriha, "Then tho mustn't haveth a man yet." Uriha tries to cut Tsukiumi with her disk blades, Tsukiumi's snakes encircled their master and deflected all six or seven blades, "I never wouldth thoughth that thy be defeating a virgin." Uriha runs from the multitude of snakes chasing her.
On another roof top, Musubi and number 86 continue to have their close combat battle, feet meet fist, both are even in technique, Musubi scores a body shot, sending 86 a few feet away, Musubi charges in as 86 notices two of Uriha's disk blades coming right at her so she jumps and kicks them both at Musubi, who dodges them with easy but 86 does a side swap kick on Musubi's chest and takes off her top completely, her breasts are out in the open, she wants to be modest but fighting only with one hand against someone who has two feet and a flexible fighting style, modesty can't be done, so once again fist meets foot.
Watching this all unfold, Homura finds the strength to stand as looks at himself for the first, he smiles ever so slightly, yet his face still looked puzzled and confounded,
"Was that really who I thought it was? and why now of time did she choose to return to?" He begins to reflect on the time when Minaka ruined his life.
(Flashback Time!)
Nearly 20 years ago, in a secret MBI base, huge explosions can be seen the sky over one of the Hawaii (Note: Not so secretive anymore. Lol), a swarm of MBI troops with fire extinguishers, start to put out the flames as an enraged Homura, who very demeter is too similar to Wrath form Asura from Asura's Wrath Xbox 360/PS3, he growls with fire burning the troopers, he then blitzes pass the burnt remains and continues to crisp up more. Only a little ways down the hall from Homura, a woman walks out of a room that appears to be full of medical equipment, her crimson hair matched that of her doctor yet she was much fitter than he was,
"Mr. Kouken, I never knew you were such a good doctor." Janic sighs,
"Ms. Hiroto, my captain and some people I trust told me to get a modern education and so I decides to learn more about the o..." He senses the flames and quickly jumps in front Ms. Hiroto, his fancy doctor's coat is burnt as does his flesh, "Homura..." Janic falls to the ground, Homura blindly charges at Ms. Hiroto and his hand wraps around her neck, he roars uncontrollably out of anger, she sheds a single tear and it lands on his cheek, he awakes from his rage, and lets go of her,
"What have I done?" Her skin appears as if she just got a sun burn, and from another hallway, Mutsu appears, his worried face turns to disgusted and he sighs at Homura,
"Homura, do you not have any control over your...urges!" "Urges?" Homura looks at Ms. Hiroto, her clothes are almost gone, her body glows from sweat and the sun like burns, "This is not what it looks like!" Mutsu rolls his shoulders, "Well, my human nature is telling me to punch you unless someone else has done something worst to her." Homura stands up and takes the punch as Uzume appeared with Matsu and took Ms. Hiroto away as his vision begins to fade, Mutsu looks over at Uzume and smiles.

(Flashback Over, and yes there will be more in the coming chapters)
Back to reality, Homura begins to fall to the ground,
"Shigo..." Minato, being the too nice of a guy he is, grabs Homura and helps him stay standing as his many burns ache, "Hey man, we don't need you passing out yet I got a lot of questions." Homura laughs, "Only you would have questions, Minato." They both laugh as Musubi lands, half nude, panting and even mumbling to herself as miss foot type charges for the final blow,
"The black beast inside...the black bear inside..." Musubi looks up with an gleam in her eyes as a pitch black energy appears behind her that is shaped like a bear, her opponent notices the sudden change, and fails to react in time, "Bear Paw!" Musubi's fist glows and she delivers one hell of a punch to the foot type that send her skipping like a rock over the rooftop, and for nearly a minute, her body is like a rag doll. Musubi finally takes a breather and covers herself, "Once again, I've protected my modesty!" Everyone looks at her and they chuckle.
Upon a building due north of the event that Homura has caused, a single sekirei stands with distain in his eyes, and he hates the uniform he is forced to wear, someone pops up right behind him, she has a huge smile,
"Sainero HI!" She hugs Sainero, he sighs,
"Why me? If my master wasn't related to your's...I want..." He makes a fist and he punches the girl, she stands still, "Sainero, your illusions are still as crap as the last time I saw you." He sighs once more as the girl summons an orb of light, "The light I craft from my powers will glow as long as I live..." Sainero looks at the orb of light and sighs again for the third time, he turns around, "Akiza, I'm going to return please don't leave my barrier." She tries to walk away but is stopped, "Sainero, let me out of here." Sainero fades away like dust in the wind, Akiza shots beams of light at the barrier it doesn't work.
(Warning: Fourth Wall break.)
In a void, Sainero appears and he smashes his fist into a wall that wasn't there, "AUTHOR!" He screams at the top of his lungs, a being appears, his gut is large and his demeter is calm,
"Sainero...why do you interrupt my writing? It is because of Akiza and Shigo, is it not?" Sainero stares into the faceless being, "It is, why on the foundation of the universes, do you add to something you have already declared in a previous chapter's weird ending, by adding Akiza as another born sekirei, you have just made yourself more work trying to explain yourself to the few loyal readers you have!" The Author face palms, "Sainero, if you want me to spoil things for the readers fine, I'll just stop making this story and you will only now misery and one small victory of beating up Ichi..." Sainero looks weird, "Your only buffing, the editor will not allow that to happen!" Author grabs Sainero and Sainero begins to see visions of what would happen if he keeps running his mouth, "You don't have the guts."
Back on that rooftop with Akiza, Sainero appears, handcuffed and bond, Akiza is freed from the barrier, "Sainero what just happened? You pissed off my father again, didn't you?" Sainero looks at her, "No, I pissed off God." She laughs, "So you pissed off my father." He pops a blood vessel, "I didn't piss off Lord Reiten, your father...I pissed off God!" She wants to continue the silliness of the argument but her phone hears and the phone number has the name 'Master', she picks up,
"Master, hello! Sainero pissed off my father and now doesn't want to admin it...what there is a god...but Father's power is to equal god's, how can anything surpass him...What?! You mean you kissed someone else...but I'm yours and you are mine..." She begins to cry as Sainero tries to figure out how to escape the handcuffs and bindings, "Master, I'm sorry its just I'm the kind of jealous type..." Akiza blushes as a woman's arms wrap around her body.
"This little light of mine, I'm going to let it shine!" Akiza hangs up the phone, "Master Shigo!" Sainero frowns at the sight of the girls locking lips, and then looks up into the sky,
"I understand my rare mistake but why do you continue to punish by you?!" He screams and Shigo laughs, "Sainero, I'm sorry that your fate has been cursed but ever since I've known you, you aren't the one to just sit by and let your suffering happen, you live on and some how evade your suffering..." Sainero laughs and smiles, "Thank you, I need that laugh, now do you even know who my master is?" Shigo looks at Sainero deeply, "Your eyes look like you are in pain every time you see your master, so I haven't a clue who your master is..." Shigo breaks Sainero's handcuffs and bindings, thus he stands up, "Thank you, and with that, I will to take you to him." Akiza looks lost,
"Take us to who?" Sainero turns away,
"To my master and Shigo's older brother...Minaka!" Akiza's eyes widen, but Shigo doesn't look as surprised as her sekirei, "Minaka winged one of us!" Akiza almost falls, Sainero catches her,
"I figured he was gay but he took away your right to chose your master..." Shigo goes over and cries on Sainero's shoulder, "Take me to him, he is going to get a little taste of my power." Sainero feels a pulse that came from Shigo, he can't describe the feeling as they teleport away.
Back at the main event, Tsukiumi gleams against the blues of her watery serpents, Uriha sweats from exhaustion, her tears become blood thus she begins to feel like this is a losing battle so moments before she allows herself to drown, all of there disk blades go and rips apart Ku's plant, freeing the freak with glasses, he runs in the direction where Uzume is battling as Uriha is sweep away into a funnel of water, Tsukiumi sends arrows of her very blood to slowly torture Uriha until the thin light that she had left her very eyes.
A few buildings away, Uzume notices that all of her back up has finally been defeat, she stops trying to kill Kazehana, they both were at there physical limits, Uzume spins in the air and lands gracefully,
"I guess we can finish this later, Sis." Uzume flees to the west as the weirdo flees to the east like a dog going back to its master, Kazehana smirks,
"We may not be able to finish our fight, little Sis." Kazehana starts to blow in the wind as she listens to it as well, "Well well, tonight will not become still until the morning." A few minutes later, everyone means up on the same rooftop, Minato and Kazehana hold Homura up due to the fact he fainted, Tsukiumi and Musubi stand over there opponents, Toshiro and his ladies look bored waiting for the right time to leave, Unohana has Ku in her arms like a daughter she hasn't had the chance to have, Ichigo is kneeing down hoping Orihime doesn't pull out her whip again, finally Neliel and Rukia are chatting to themselves, Unohana looks around,
"Everyone, I know you are all tired so please go home, and rest, my the gods of the realms watch over you all." Ichigo picks up Ku,
"Kusano, do you want me to carry you home?" Ku nods as she starts to sleep in his arms, Neliel sighs remembering how Ichigo's back was when she was on it as Nel, Orihime and Rukia smiles, they can see Ichigo being a good father, everyone leaves in a slow manner as Toshiro and Unohana stay, Halibel takes Momo and Rangiku home.
"So you're staying as well, Captain Hitsugaya." Unohana says, Toshiro looks at her, "Something is wrong in the air." A sudden bursts of spirit energy fills the air, the ground quakes too, and shards of crystal begin to fall from the sky, Toshiro looks up and sees a large object fall from the sky, "I think we should move." Unohana nods, they flash step to another building and stay out of sight as the object lands on the building Unohana and Toshiro had just moved from is demolished, and the dust barely clears as three sekirei enter it, Toshiro looks at Unohana, "So it seems I was right after all..." The dust fully clears and Sano, Yuki, and Kira surround one worn out Ichi, his left eye is black and bleeding as various cuts and bruises cover his body,
"Give up fool and let death be your freedom from our torture treatment." Sano uses his power over metal and magnetization to send needles at Ichi, he deflects them all bare handed, and Ichi smirks,
"I don't know who you guys all are...but I need to thank you." Yuki and Kira ready themselves for anything, Sano laughs a little, "Thank us...wait a minute!" Ichi launches a few boulders at them, Sano and Kira dodges but Yuki cuts the boulders into two with her sword, and gets herself close to Ichi as does Kira,
"Finally, your mind is in the fight." Ichi somehow dodges a few slashes of Yuki's sword and Kira's fist but when Kira shows her power of weapon summoning, her nun chunks strikes almost break Ichi's ribs and he feels Yuki cut into his left arm, he holds back the screams as he creates a small quake the sends the girls a few feet and he used his moments he had created to climb up to a rooftop where Sano met him with a fist of metal right to the face, Sano then plants his foot on Ichi's chest,
"I'm glad we knocked some sense into the suicidal head of yours." Ichi grabs Sano's foot and throws him, Ichi stands up, "...Suicidal, a word you must use a lot, Discarded Sekirei!" Sano growls and they begin to have a close ranged fight, "Don't you dare call me discarded, I have a name!" Sano scores more blows and Ichi feels each hit as if they were a ton of steel just fell on him, "My name is Sano, you better enjoy the name of your killer." Sano's next punch is caught by Ichi, "Sano is your name, it kind of fits you from what I've seen in the short amount of time of knowing your existence." Kira and Yuki appear behind Ichi and both of them stab him in the back, Sano knees him in the gut, Ichi falls to the ground,
"Sano, Niheru is coming and we are to wait for him, Achica and Fuku to get here." Sano nods at Kira and they give Ichi some space, Yuki laughs, "Kira, do you think he will survive the night?" Kira shakes her head no, "I'm no psychic but my prediction is we shall finally be saved from our curse." Kira smiles emotionless now as Yuki jumps for joy.

Deep inside Ichi's mind, he stands in this void of thoughts wondering why, he doesn't notice the shadows of his mind beginning to form, a sinister laughter echoes through Ichi's mind,
"Who the hell is here?!" Hetian flash steps over and chokes Ichi,
"Well hello, I thought you would be dead by now and your powers and mind would be a part of me until your conscious fuses with...but it seems you must have friends in high places." Ichi looks into Hetian's eyes, and you know how people say the eyes are the portal into your soul, well Ichi sees an endless pit of blackness, "So I have a hollow inside of my mind." Hetian laughs and slams Ichi into the floor of the void which begins to morph into a emerald green forest, "Your inner world has appear once more." Ichi is freed from Hetian's grip, and starts to back away, "This doesn't make any sense to me, Lord Reiten told me that when I'm in my inner world no one else but extremely powerful psychics could enter here unless..." Hetian laughs loudly and rips one of the tree in half with his finger, "Unless that person or thing has become part of your soul." Ichi readies himself to fight, "I don't know what you are or who you are...but this is my body and I'm not giving up anything for some monster who laughs too fucking much." Ichi starts to charge as does Hetian, "Then stop me up, you overweight virgin!" Their fists meet and a huge burst of spirit energy sorrows out from both of them.
Back in reality, Niheru and the other Discard Ones stand staring down Ichi, whose body is standing but rage has blinded him thus he engages Sano in battle by side kicking him in the face, Sano's skin turns into metal and a very fast pace close combat fight ensues, Yuki and Kira look as if they are about to assist Sano but Achica stops them,
"Girls, he will be fine, using only blinding rage can only lead to the defeat of the fool using it." Sano's kick sends raging Ichi through a building, Niheru smiles,
"Sano, if he gets back up again, end him." The girls except Fuku all glare at Niheru and he glares right back, "I've made my decision and if you all need know how I did, he is my best friend and he hasn't asked for anything for nearly a month, its you all that want thing...Achica you wanted and got a new place to live, Yuki you want to kill those men whores who tried to rape you and so I helped you do that, Kira you want Sano to be the cook so he is now our cook, and Fuku..." Niheru looks at Fuku, she looks like she has zoned out, "Fuku?" She looks at Niheru and her face looks red, and she whispers into his ear something, he nods, "Everyone, Fuku isn't feeling well and the medicine she took hasn't started working yet so I'm going to get her check out, we shall be back in 15 minutes." He and Fuku leave, Kira begins to play with her nun chunks,
"Why does it seem like Niheru, plays favorites sometimes?" Yuki looks confused, "Kira, I don't like what you are assuming." They get into an small chat about Niheru, Toshiro wishes he could zone it out, Unohana pats his shoulder,
"Captain Hitsugaya, you seem annoyed, is that Niheru the half brother you were talking about?" Toshiro looks in the distance, "I'm not really should but my father told me that I had a half brother and a half sister, and they were twins that have few things in common...but that's not the time to worry about that, what I am worried about is my zanpakuto." Unohana laughs, "No worries he shall get over his sadness and I think Captain Soi Fon will be happy with her new Lt." Toshiro wonders why Unohana just changed the subject so suddenly and then he senses the multiple spiritual pressures that just entered the area, "Lets see if your adopted son can really lead a squad of women." Unohana and Toshiro look back at the battlefield.
Inside of a building, Ichi stands up and his rage is starting to clear, "Why am I always begin dragged into this kinds of fights, someone wants to kill me and I don't know why?" He begins to stench his limbs as a dark voice echoes his mind,
"Why you ask? Do you need a dam reason to fight? Fighting to protect the one you love...what a load, fight to stay alive...death has more ways of getting you either way, now fighting for fighting's sake, now that's a perfect reason!" Hetian's mischievous voice causes Ichi to scream, "Get out of my head!" Hetian laughs at Ichi's suffering, "Oh am I that annoying? or is it that you finally realize that your girlfriend and her sister were lying to you? Those hands injured your precious Niumi..." Ichi's anger begins to boil over again, he screams even louder as if he was in pain, everyone in the area hears it, Unohana looks as if she is waiting for something, Toshiro has his phone out he is checking the live feed of Teito from the cameras that Squad 12 set up all through out the city, (Note: You got to love cameras, especially hidden cameras.) He sighs,
"Another ruined soul..." He mumbles under his breathe not realizing that Unohana heard him, "I would not said ruined, Captain Hitsugaya, I would said blessed..." Toshiro looks puzzled and when he looks over Unohana is gone, so he finally leaves and now wonders why Unohana said blessed. The ground begins to quake, Yuki, and Kira lose their foot and luckily Sano is a good pillow to land on, Achika laughs,
"This isn't funny, Achika. Get Kira off me!" Achika giggles, "Why only do you want Kira off of you?" Kira looks ready to punch Sano as Yuki blushes a little, "I...can't breathe...!" Kira looks and sees that her butt is on Sano's chest as Yuki's butt is on his feet, so she stands up, and helps Yuki up, Sano regains oxygen,
"Achika, why did the shaking stop?" Kira asks but before she gets an answer, metal beams from the building Ichi was inside are launched at them, Sano reacts and redirects the beams with a little magnetism, Kira, Yuki and Achika are now back on edge as Ichi bursts from the now crumbling building, his sekirei wings are out in all their glorious green glow with orange through out it as if it was the veins of the wings, Ichi's eyes were completely green, and heartless, Achika smiles, Yuki looks scared so Kira begins to comfort her,
"Don't worry Yuki, the scary fat man will be easy to kill, I mean come on the fake ass wings aren't scaring me, he is only trying to distract us." Sano sends a few orbs of metal at Ichi, he hears a cracking sound, "Scatter!" They move right before thousands of glass shards pound the area they were standing, Ichi claps,
"I don't know what is happening to me but the energy coursing through my body feels so good!" A pool of lava is seen forming right in front of him, "Oops, I guess I erupted a little early!" He sends lava at Yuki, Achika, Sano, and Kira.
A few blocks away, at a 24 hour cafe, Niheru sits in Fuku's lap, and he takes a drink of tea,
"Father, I thought Ichi could only use lava when he is using his incantation?" Reiten finishes his cup, "Well son, do you remember when I said you aren't the only one with untapped power?" Niheru nods as Fuku happily pets his hair, "Ichi, my minion, has just performed something called Forced incantation." Niheru looks interested, "So your saying we sekirei can force that power but how is it performed?" Fuku taps Niheru on the shoulder,
"My lords, if I may, I believe I could explain how someone can force that?" Reiten smiles, "You may speak Priestess of luck." Fuku smiles, "Well you both know how men and women play with themselves when they are lonely and/or horny horn dogs...I think when you force the incantation, you get a feeling of power similar to a hand inducted orgasm, but it will never be as powerful as the real thing..." Niheru doesn't know how to react to Fuku's statement but his father smiles, "Fuku, you are close and that is surprising." Fuku smiles and her cheeks even redden, Niheru is amazed by the fact Fuku is close to right yet he is creeped out by her example of masturbation, never the less Reiten stands up, "Now I must leave but before I go, what are the emotions of a normal incantation? Then after you both figure that out, think of its opposites." Reiten fades away, Niheru hops off Fuku's lap,
"Fuku, I know how to stop Itchy, but we'll wait until Achika is within arms reach of him." Fuku looks puzzled, "Why do we wait?" Niheru looks at her, "We will need a cold chill." A cool breeze brushes Fuku's cheek, and she makes that 'OH' face.

On the outside of the city, at an weird looking and ancient tree, Niumi holds a bag full of hot dogs, she is obviously sad, tears fall from her cheeks,
"What is wrong, Miss Niumi?" A mysterious voice says, she looks up at the tree, "Its nothing Frank." One of the limbs whips away her tears, "Then why do I find your tears soaking the ground that I am rooted in?" Niumi looks up, "Fine, I am sad because I lied to a boy..." The tree hollowly thinks, "What is so bad about that unless...he is your boyfriend isn't he?" Niumi's face says everything for her, the tree sighs loudly, "Niumi why did you lie to him? Was it to protect him? Or to personify yourself as something you are not?" Niumi begins to explain the events that kind of forced her to lie as Sakuya appears and smashes the fourth wall to pieces,
"I swear, if you want a good fourth wall break, you got to do it yourself, stupid Sainero teleporting passed it like a..." She realizes everyone could hear her so she begins to refresh herself, "You all are wondering why there is a talking tree named Frank? Well I don't want to spoil any future events cause I'm not sure what they are at the moment since the editor keeps blocking me from entering the author's mind...anyway Frank is a somewhat comic relieve when we need him in chapters after the Tower of Confusion..." She looks back at Niumi and Frank,
"Come on Frank, eat your weenies!" Frank tries to smack the hot dogs away but Niumi stuffs them in, he is choking on hot dogs, "Good possessed tree, enjoy your dogs!" Niumi grips the bag and pours the bag of hot dogs down Franks throat, Sakuya sighs deeply,
"I do apologize to the readers who didn't find this funny but this weird Frank moments will make sense in a few months to a year, maybe more...now back to what you all are here for...hardcore, sweat filled, and epically long..." She stops at the sound of pounding, "Sorry there is no lemons coming, now all of you who started to touch themselves better stop touching themselves before I show why I am the spirit princess of hell!" The pounding noise fades to nothingness. Sakuya fixes the fourth wall.

Back in the city, loud cracks and rain of shatter glass fill the air, Sano smashes the glass clone head, "He must be an idiot...thinking glass could beat metal." Sano dashes over roof tops while he ponders what is taking Niheru and Fuku so long. All the while, Ichi smirks, the lava slowly rises up, it encases around Ichi,
"I hope this works..." His wings brighten, "Searing Earth, Hydras Form!" The lava around him begins to act as a core as it spouts out tentacle like limbs, each end of the tentacles leaks droplets of lava, Achika laughs, "Aw...somebody must like tentacles, so many games I could play with you..." Ichi commands the tentacles to lash at Achika, she graceful moves around like a dancer, each lash is missing her body, Ichi's rage doesn't help with his aim either, again and again, his lashes aren't even making Achika sweat, "I swear I was hoping for a man to enjoy but your so childish..." She leans back and limbos under the oncoming tentacles, "Temper temper." Ichi opens up a hole in the core to more effectivly see and from six different directions, tentacles try to strike Achika thus she simply steps one foot away, the tentacles collide, "You are know too predictab..." The moment she said that, the lava harden into a spear and thrusted at her, she reacted in time to not get wounded yet she stands, only in her underwear, gleaming in the moon light, Ichi moves closer, "Predictable is what you were about to say...well sorry but I do have my moments of unpredictability." Achika giggles once more, "Alright Mr. Unpredictable, finish me." Ichi looks at Achika, his anger is cooling down as something impure is heating up, "How is the question?" Achika giggles louder as Ichi's nose bleeds, "Lovely a virgin stands before me." Ichi grinds his teeth and the lava flows fast and furious at Achika, she stands her ground, it comes within inches of her as a grin appear on her face,
"Disciplinary Nightmare." A voice says as a black bolt of lightening strikes right on Ichi, freezing nearly all of the lava plus Ichi, Niheru pops out of Achika's shadow, Ichi knows Niheru and he places his hand on the ice cold rock that was lava, "Number 100, Itchy, it has been too long since we last met, and you have gotten a wee bit stronger yet..." Mist begins to form from under Ichi's hand, and it glows orange, Niheru jumps over and stomps on Ichi's hand, the glow fades, "You are still an idiot." Ichi tries to punch Niheru but Niheru slams Ichi with darkness and sends him flying right into Sano's metal fist which launches Ichi onto another rooftop, Niheru, Achika and Sano follow,
"Niheru-sama, how did you know that I was going to attack him?" Achika smacks Sano, Niheru looks amused, "Achika, you know me to well." Achika blushes and bends over to kiss Niheru's cheek,
"We do live together, and we even bathe together." Sano looks surprised by Achika, Niheru slowly runs his fingers through Achika's hair, "Alas I can't never fully enjoy those things until my body returns to its normal age." Ichi stands up, his wings crack and fall to the ground,
"So how exactly does beating me up return you to your normal age, Niheru?" They turn their attention to Ichi, exhaustion is ever so obvious, "Well well, your still able to stand even after being beaten, cut, beaten again, lured into wasting your own energy and being slammed by my darkness...father must have increased your defenses." Ichi smirks, his eyes are filled with some kind of pride, "Well, Niheru you could say I got iron skin." Sano holds up his hand,
"Iron you say." A small amount of iron is ripped out of Ichi by Sano, he seems disappointed, Niheru laughs at the pun Ichi said, "So you know the truth of what you did to your own master." Ichi begins to fall back to the place his just escaped from, the darkness of his mind as Niheru laughs, "You are like us, betrayed by our masters and so we showed them what betrayal really is, but in your case, you betrayed your's and now she may not love you anymore or she is scared of you!" Ichi gets mad again and charges at Niheru, his speed almost matched the speed of a flash step or a sonido, sadly his attack is block by a small good luck charm, Ichi sees Fuku to his left and assumes that she blocked the attack so he dash over to attack her, she smiles,
"Ow, a penny!" She bends over right as Ichi's foot would have hit her and he is now stuck in a wall, "How did she dodges my kick?" Niheru laughs,
"You moron, she is the luck sekirei, your not going to be able to hit her." Ichi looks shocked as he frees his foot for the wall, "The luck sekirei..." The moment Ichi said that, Fuku appears in front of him,
"Its my lucky day." Her fingers skim Ichi's chest, and suddenly, loud cracking fills the air and now he falls to the ground.
In the shadows, large number of new squad two members, begin to move but a huge shrunken flies by, blood soon followed, Kira smiles as the shrunken returns and morphs into Yuki, "Did you have fun, Yuki?" Yuki smiles and hugs Kira, "Yes I did, thanks for throwing me around Kira." Kira pets Yuki, "I enjoy tossing you are like a weapon." She pauses and deflects an incoming shrunken, "We missed another ninja wanna-be." On top of a water thingy, a blue hair soul reaper stands, her eyes look cold as her sword is drawn, the guard is a seven pointed sun and the handle has black cloth wrap on it,
"You killed my rookies I was training." The soul reaper flash steps, Kira pushes Yuki away as Nun chunk meets blade, Kira smirks, "Finally, somebody who is a challenge!" Kira begins to use the chunks like a bad ass and deflects slash after slash, and with the soul reaper flash stepping in different directions, Kira's nun chunks seem to be orbiting her while continue to deflect the attacks.
Back over to Ichi, he is still on the ground, Niheru, and the others stand over him, "Amazing, you still active, most sekirei with level of damage would be defeated." Ichi looks up at all of them, "But if I was like most, your father would have killed me on the spot years ago." Niheru laughs, "He would have tortured you not kill you, get your facts straight!" Sano hears something and he moves to block the oncoming attacks but as the first shrunken touches him, it explosions as if it was kido, Niheru, Achika and Fuku turn around, Sano's right hand and fore arm are burnt,
"What the hell?" Sano falls to his knees as squad two members surround them, and appearing out of the shadows with a squad two Lt. badge on his arm, and wearing a red scarf, Janic Kouken stands epically in the moon light,
"Godfather to the rescue!" The members of his squad rush in and confusion is abound and Niheru smirks, "You kids need to go to sleep and have nightmares." Calmly said by Niheru as the discarded ones collide with squad two's newest Lt.

To Be Continued...

Preview Segment: The editor stands glaring at a script and he smiles,
"Greetings Readers, Its your friendly editor here to tell you that your author is busy working on his Pokemon story and a few orginal ideas so he can't be with us today, and we are already on the next chapters, one is with the plot but will come when I'm ready for it appear and the other one is a special chapter…" The editor hears somebody,
"Yo editor, is the special chapter Miya vs. you…I mean the editor, I mean Reiten? If its not then go fu…" The editor appears in front of nameless reader, "No its not M.v.R. that has been to after the tower of annoyance…and now you going where Aizen wishes he was." The reader is about to answer but Editor makes him vanishes, "Now my patience is gone, and our weird other segment is now unless you all want to have no story to read." A loud echoing group of voices says
'Please don't kill the story!'
He nods and snaps his fingers thus the room that the other segment normally takes place, the editor and a few key characters from bleach and sekirei are now there: Miya, Kenpachi, Urahara, Yukari, Shina, and Kon, appears in the perfect spots, editor laughs,
"Serious, only this many people besides the fill-ins…let me get this over with so I can get back to enjoying fan fiction like the over 3,000 or 4,000 readers do with this story…" The editor sits in a chair that is more of a throne, and on the white board, images of Ichi appear, "Codename Itchy, and a special few sekirei can perform the ability know as the Forced Incantation…" Kenpachi raises his hand, "If you have a stupid question based on if those sekirei are strong or good in a fight, please shut your mouth and Miya what is your question?" Kenpachi looks sad as Miya looks annoyed,
"Thank you editor, my question is this…Can you get this perverted thing of my leg before I cut it in half?" Miya glares at Kon, he releases her leg, he sighs,
"Why am I so drawn to your beauty?" Miya giggles, "Because you have taste yet need to learn restraint." Miya begins to chase Kon with a scythe in hand, Urahara sighs,
"Editor, can you please continue? Those two never change…" Kenpachi sighs as he pictures Kon as Ichigo running away from his sword, the editor points at the board,
"The things you need to know about the Forced Incantation. First, the emotions are opposite of the real thing, rage, depression, emptiness, wrath, and several others negative emotions can trigger it. Second, and most obvious, no kiss needed, self explanatory. Finally, and somewhat obvious from the chapter details, the forced is never as strong as the real thing."
-Meanwhile in another room in another story-
The Author is tied to table with his flesh being burned and his screams echoing through the walls of the multiverse in fanfiction, you see woman looking like Nurse Joy but her eyes are like the blackest void in which spells only eternal pain and sinister desires for the righteous, and she says "NOW YOU WILL EDIT OUT THE PSYCHIC DESTORIER OR ELSE!" the Nurse Joy like demon woman suddenly pulls out a rusty carving knife….
-Back to the Bleach and Sekirei Crossover segment room-
The Editor is watching as Yukari is staring at him, "Yukari it will never happen and this is why you are being edited out 96% of the time." Yukari stands up outraged "How can you do this to me? I am the sister to main cannon male character! You can 't edit me out because if you do you must edit out Shina!"
The Editor laughs evilly and suddenly Yukari is locked inside of a cage, it looks like a small bird cage and it shrink but in the cage you would see Yukari and another girl who looks very much like young girl with a slutly nightgown and the girl dark brown hair with crimson extension in it and it begins to strike.
"Now as for you reader, if any of you can tell me where I placed Yukari, you can have a special reward, 1. Your get to have character. 2. You could suggest an idea for a special chapter. Now if you ask for a character, I will tell you that you must have an actual fan fiction account if you want a character. Now back to the forced incantation, the few sekirei's that can do it are exceptionally skilled and trained and before you ask, NO, MUSIBI CAN'T DO IT! SHE'S NOT INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO DO IT!"