Its kinda short! :D

As well...

And it would seem i messed up a little... Deidara wasn't suppose to come across a BoyXBoy-Hater...

Yet i he does... :O

Mistake on my part! :(

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LET'S JUST SAY I MENT HIM TO BE LIKE THAT! :D

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"Tobi-kun, Zetsu-kun would you two please leave so those two could meet properly?"

"Ok…" Zetsu muttered.

"Oh…Ok Konan-chan!" Tobi said loudly and clearly even though he had a mask on. Then they walk out not looking at the blond boy.

"Zetsu, Gather the others down stairs." Konan watched the Green haired boy nod.

"How about Itachi? I do not believe he is awake."

"If the red eye is awake then bring him, if not then just Kisame should be fine." Pein spoke with a lazy tone in his voice. Zetsu nodded again and lead Tobi out. The minute they where gone Konan spoke.

"Sasori-kun this is Deidara-kun, Deidara-kun this is Sasori-kun" Konan smiled as the two boys looked each other over.

"Hello, Deidara-kun." Sasori, a fake smile on his lips as he looked at the blond.

"Hi Sasori-kun, are you tired? Why are you lying in bed? Are you sick?" Deidara had concern look on his face for his new partner a red haired boy who had the most innocent brown eyes he had ever seen.

"… No I'm not sick or tried and it is because they forgot to warn me about Itachi."

"Itachi?"

"Yes the black haired one with red eyes. You can't miss him. Deidara, may I ask something?"

"sure!" Deidara smiled

"Are you a girl?" Sasori stared, becoming more annoyed by the moment. Deidara's face fell, and the blond before Sasori twitched.

" I. Am. A. Guy. " Deidara looked up a fake smile on his lips, still twitching slightly.

"Well! you too can ask more about each other later, ok?" Konan quickly intervened.

"OK!" Deidara smiled brightly.

"Alright" Sasori didn't understand how the blond girly boy before him could change so quickly.

"Come on the others are down stairs waiting to met you." Konan watched Pein open the door. Konan walked out. "Come out when your ready."

"Or if you take to long will have someone come get you." the words got Pein hit again. "OW Konan!"

"Pein." Her sharpness made him go down stairs.

"Deidara-kun?" Sasori looked at him.

"What?" Deidara was smiling a girly smile.

"Your not a girl? Are you sure?" Sasori was now had a clueless express. "because you real-" Sasori stared but Deidara butted in.

"NO!" Deidara was mad it showed in his eyes and voice.

"Oh I just asked because…"

"I…I hat-"

"… sorry I… that was a dumb question…I'm sorry."

"No, it wasn't. I do look like a girl so its my looks fault… But it's ok! Lets go down stairs now, ok?" Sasori got out of the bed.

"Alright." Then they went down the stairs.

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"Where is Sasori and the new kid?" Kakuzu asked for Hidan.

"He should be here any minute." Pein looked at Hidan who was frowning.

"Dumb Asses better hurry."

"…" Itachi stood there with the rest of the children.

"Itachi?" Kisame looked at his younger partner.

"What?" Itachi looked at him and stared.

"Do you feel better?" Kisame stared back Itachi eyes was nothing.

"No." Itachi looked at the floor as he answered.

"Then why are you here then?" Kisame wanted to know as he looked at his black haired partner.

"To meet the new kid of course." Itachi answer flatly as he looked at Kisame in the eye. "Why?"

"No I was just-"

"Hey." Sasori walked in and a fake smile on his lips.

"uh! He-hello e-everyone." The blond seemed uneasy.

"Hey." Zetsu stared at the blond

"HELLO!" the boy with the mask laughed happily

"hello." Itachi look at the boy with disinterest

"Yo." Kisame was grinning

"Yo you bitches! What took you so fucking long?" Hidan then looked at them with wonder.

"Oh… That… So it took us so long, so-"

"Don't say sorry to the Dumb Ass, he's not worth it." Kakuzu looked at Hidan then at the blond boy.

"Hey! But you say sorry to me all the time!"

"So?"

"So I must be worth it!"

"Well guess what? You aren't."

"Kakuzu!"

"Introduce yourself. Tobi you go first." Pein signaled to Konan to leave and both left the room.

"Ok Konan-chan!" Then the masked boy spoke again "Tobi's name is Tobi!"

"My name is Zetsu." Zetsu looked at Tobi and smiled. "Tobi is my partner."

"My name is Itachi." Itachi looked at them. But it seem as if he looked right though them.

"My name is Kisame." Kisame looked at Itachi "This is my partner."

"My name is Kakuzu." Kakuzu looked at Hidan and looked away annoyed "This Dumb Ass's name is Hidan."

"My fucking name is Hidan."

"And your name if I may ask." Itachi looked at them both with disinterest.

"Oh! My name is Deidara."

"Hello Deidara-Senpai!" Tobi smiled under his mask.

"Hi, Tobi-kun." Then Tobi laugh and told him.

"Everyone calls Tobi, Tobi! So it's ok not to add 'kun'." Tobi said as he giggled under his mask.

"Ok Tobi." Deidara went slightly red, he was use to calling everyone with some horrific. This would be the first time some asked him to call them by their first name alone.

"Well are we done? I'm going to go to sleep now." Itachi walked past Deidara towards the stairs. Sasori smiled and grabbed the pale boy by the wrist, pulling him back.

"No, I still have something to ask you, Ita-chan."

"I told you not to call me that, now let go or I will-"

"Come now! Ita-chan! I want to ask what's wrong with your eyes! It must be painful!" Sasori's smile was fake to the point that even Deidara could see that.

"How about I put you back there in that past of yours? Would you like that?" Itachi sneered as Sasori's smile dropped and a look of shock filled it.

"You!!" Sasori jumped at Itachi only to be knocked sideways by Kisame.

"Itachi, you ok?" Kisame moved closer to his partner.

"Fine." Itachi reached for Kisame's hand and led him up the stairs to their rooms. Leaving Sasori on the ground and the others in shock.

"Sasori-kun are you ok?" Deidara rushed forward watching Itachi and Kisame leave.

"Those-" Deidara tripped over the carpet and fell on to Sasori who froze.

"Sorry, I tripped on the-"

"Get the Fuck off me!" Sasori pushed Deidara away harshly.

"I said I was sorry, I didn't-" Deidara looked saddened by the harshness of his new partners actions.

"Forget it, brat." Sasori snapped.

"You can't call me brat! Your younger then me!" The blond hissed.

"How old are you?"

"14!"

"Brat, I'm 16" Sasori smirk as a look of pure shock crossed the blonds face.

"But- your so-"

"Brat. I'm older, live with it." Sasori coated each word with false sweetness. "Now, I'm going to go back to sleep." Sasori walked away from his partner up the stairs to his room.

"Sasori-san's mean…" Tobi held Zetsu's hand close.

"Its ok, Tobi." Zetsu pulled the smaller into a hug to comfort him.

"He's not just mean! He's a Fucking Bitch!" Hidan tightened his grip on Kakuzu's hand.

"Hidan." Kakuzu hissed in pain. "Come on. Lets go to bed." Hidan and Kakuzu left the Deidara, Tobi, and Zetsu alone with Pein and Konan.

"Deidara. We will show you to your room." Zetsu held tight to Tobi's little pale hand. Up the stairs to the left, up another set of stairs then the first room to the right. They left Deidara standing out side t"Tobi-kun, Zetsu-kun would you two please leave so those two could meet properly?"

"Ok…" Zetsu muttered.

"Oh…Ok Konan-chan!" Tobi said loudly and clearly even though he had a mask on. Then they walk out not looking at the blond boy.

"Zetsu, Gather the others down stairs." Konan watched the Green haired boy nod.

"How about Itachi? I do not believe he is awake."

"If the red eye is awake then bring him, if not then just Kisame should be fine." Pein spoke with a lazy tone in his voice. Zetsu nodded again and lead Tobi out. The minute they where gone Konan spoke.

"Sasori-kun this is Deidara-kun, Deidara-kun this is Sasori-kun" Konan smiled as the two boys looked each other over.

"Hello Deidara-kun." Sasori, a fake smile on his lips as he looked at the blond.

"Hi Sasori-kun, are you tired? Why are you lying in bed? Are you sick?" Deidara had concern look on his face for his new partner a red haired boy who had the most innocent brown eyes he had ever seen.

"… No I'm not sick or tried and it is because they forgot to warn me about Itachi."

"Itachi?"

"Yes the black haired one with red eyes. You can't miss him. Deidara, may I ask something?"

"sure!" Deidara smiled

"Are you a girl?" Sasori stared, becoming more annoyed by the moment. Deidara's face fell, and the blond before Sasori twitched.

" I. Am. A. Guy. " Deidara looked up a fake smile on his lips, still twitching slightly.

"Well! you too can ask more about each other later, ok?" Konan quickly intervened.

"OK!" Deidara smiled brightly.

"Alright" Sasori didn't understand how the blond girly boy before him could change so quickly.

"Come on the others are down stairs waiting to met you." Konan watched Pein open the door. Konan walked out. "Come out when your ready."

"Or if you take to long will have someone come get you." the words got Pein hit again. "OW Konan!"

"Pein." Her sharpness made him go down stairs.

"Deidara-kun?" Sasori looked at him.

"What?" Deidara was smiling a girly smile.

"Your not a girl? Are you sure?" Sasori was now had a clueless express. "because you real-" Sasori stared but Deidara butted in.

"NO!" Deidara was mad it showed in his eyes and voice.

"Oh I just asked because…"

"I…I hat-"

"… sorry I… that was a dumb question…I'm sorry."

"No, it wasn't. I do look like a girl so its my looks fault… But it's ok! Lets go down stairs now, ok?" Sasori got out of the bed.

"Alright." Then they went down the stairs.

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"Where is Sasori and the new kid?" Kakuzu asked for Hidan.

"He should be here any minute." Pein looked at Hidan who was frowning.

"Dumb Asses better hurry."

"…" Itachi stood there with the rest of the children.

"Itachi?" Kisame looked at his younger partner.

"What?" Itachi looked at him and stared.

"Do you feel better?" Kisame stared back Itachi eyes was nothing.

"No." Itachi looked at the floor as he answered.

"Then why are you here then?" Kisame wanted to know as he looked at his black haired partner.

"To meet the new kid of course." Itachi answer flatly as he looked at Kisame in the eye. "Why?"

"No I was just-"

"Hey." Sasori walked in and a fake smile on his lips.

"uh! He-hello e-everyone." The blond seemed uneasy.

"Hey." Zetsu stared at the blond

"HELLO!" the boy with the mask laughed happily

"hello." Itachi look at the boy with disinterest

"Yo." Kisame was grinning

"Yo you bitches! What took you so fucking long?" Hidan then looked at them with wonder.

"Oh… That… So it took us so long, so-"

"Don't say sorry to the Dumb Ass, he's not worth it." Kakuzu looked at Hidan then at the blond boy.

"Hey! But you say sorry to me all the time!"

"So?"

"So I must be worth it!"

"Well guess what? You aren't."

"Kakuzu!"

"Introduce yourself. Tobi you go first." Pein signaled to Konan to leave and both left the room.

"Ok Konan-chan!" Then the masked boy spoke again "Tobi's name is Tobi!"

"My name is Zetsu." Zetsu looked at Tobi and smiled. "Tobi is my partner."

"My name is Itachi." Itachi looked at them. But it seem as if he looked right though them.

"My name is Kisame." Kisame looked at Itachi "This is my partner."

"My name is Kakuzu." Kakuzu looked at Hidan and looked away annoyed "This Dumb Ass's name is Hidan."

"My fucking name is Hidan."

"And your name if I may ask." Itachi looked at them both with disinterest.

"Oh! My name is Deidara."

"Hello Deidara-Senpai!" Tobi smiled under his mask.

"Hi, Tobi-kun." Then Tobi laugh and told him.

"Everyone calls Tobi, Tobi! So it's ok not to add 'kun'." Tobi said as he giggled under his mask.

"Ok Tobi." Deidara went slightly red, he was use to calling everyone with some horrific. This would be the first time some asked him to call them by their first name alone.

"Well are we done? I'm going to go to sleep now." Itachi walked past Deidara towards the stairs. Sasori smiled and grabbed the pale boy by the wrist, pulling him back.

"No, I still have something to ask you, Ita-chan."

"I told you not to call me that, now let go or I will-"

"Come now! Ita-chan! I want to ask what's wrong with your eyes! It must be painful!" Sasori's smile was fake to the point that even Deidara could see that.

"How about I put you back there in that past of yours? Would you like that?" Itachi sneered as Sasori's smile dropped and a look of shock filled it.

"You!!" Sasori jumped at Itachi only to be knocked sideways by Kisame.

"Itachi, you ok?" Kisame moved closer to his partner.

"Fine." Itachi reached for Kisame's hand and led him up the stairs to their rooms. Leaving Sasori on the ground and the others in shock.

"Sasori-kun are you ok?" Deidara rushed forward watching Itachi and Kisame leave.

"Those-" Deidara tripped over the carpet and fell on to Sasori who froze.

"Sorry, I tripped on the-"

"Get the Fuck off me!" Sasori pushed Deidara away harshly.

"I said I was sorry, I didn't-" Deidara looked saddened by the harshness of his new partners actions.

"Forget it, brat." Sasori snapped.

"You can't call me brat! Your younger then me!" The blond hissed.

"How old are you?"

"14!"

"Brat, I'm 16" Sasori smirk as a look of pure shock crossed the blonds face.

"But your so-"

"Brat. I'm older, live with it." Sasori coated each word with false sweetness. "Now, I'm going to go back to sleep." Sasori walked away from his partner up the stairs to his room.

"Sasori-san's mean…" Tobi held Zetsu's hand close.

"Its ok, Tobi." Zetsu pulled the smaller into a hug to comfort him.

"He's not just mean! He's a Fucking Bitch!" Hidan tightened his grip on Kakuzu's hand.

"Hidan." Kakuzu hissed in pain. "Come on. Lets go to bed." Hidan and Kakuzu left the Deidara, Tobi, and Zetsu alone with Pein and Konan.

"Deidara. We will show you to your room." Zetsu held tight to Tobi's little pale hand. Up the stairs to the left, up another set of stairs then the first room to the right. They left Deidara standing out side the white door. Zetsu lead Tobi back the way they had come, to their own room; Which was downstairs.

"Please let this place be my home, I don't want to leave. I want a home with family and I want someone I can trust and love. Please If there is a God, you brought me here let this place be the place I can call home." Glancing down at his broken arm in its gray cast he blinked away tears and painful memories. With eyes of sorrow he opened the door to his new life and future.

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Just don't "Short" talk me... :D (Get's called "Shorty" all the time.. T.T)

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