(A/N: Sorry! I haven't updated in ages, and this is really short. Hope you enjoy anyway.)
Emmett: Rule 124: Never EVER refer to the volturi as evil gay bashers.
Edward: This just gets stupider and stupider.
Emmett: Rule 125: Never EVER refer to the volturi as 'stupider and stupider.
Edward: *sighs* will this ever end?
Jacob: Nope.
Edward: Who asked you?
Jacob: Well, you never specifically asked anyone, it was an open question.
Emmett: HAHA! fairy got owned.
Edward: Emmett..your a fairy.
Emmett: Na-uh! I'm a rule reading alien.
Edward: O-kay.
Emmett: HUSH! *puts finger to Edward's lips* Let's proceed..
-Two hours later-
Emmett: ...And the final rule, number 1587: You will have to forever obey the Volturi otherwise you will burn for all eternity, and for vampires is a deathly consequence.
Edward: Being burned is a deathly consequence for anyone Emmett.
Emmett: Are you disobeying the Volturi Rules?
Edward: Well..yeah. Most of them actually.
Jacob: Now do you understand why its so much better being a wolf than a fairy.
Edward: Correction dog, its a shapeshifter. You sound so scary.
Jacob: At least we don't have stupid rules.
Edward: And imprinting with babies isn't a stupid rule?
Jacob: Not everyone imprints with babies!
Edward: *whispers* Paedophile.
Jacob: Go get burned. *runs out of room*
(A/N: Review please. I will try and update more often :)]