Chapter 9

"Gasp!" I. was. Shocked! Had c00l boi seen it all?! Th-Then he would think I was the bad one, and not Ginny! Ugh, that ugly *******! I glared at Ginny. Even tho she cannot rememba anathang, she still m3ssed up my love with Hadrianificus! But wa1t, I got a gud idea1!

"Wah! Wah!" I started to cwy. I figured, the l0uder I cry the more he would think I'm not the bad one, DUH!

His face changed a lot, but… probably juz cuz he dun no how ta comfart me! Oh u So KYUUUUTE! Since I'm SUCH an amazinnnngly beautyful n nicce n pure n gr8 person, I shal help you my future husband, haha! I send him an luvly aiar kiss! Teehee!

"Shut your ugly face you stupid ugly dumb hag! You are the most boring, unattractive, lazy, idiotic narcissistic person I've EVER had the displeasure of talking to. The whole school must have been on CRACK for them to accept a mere talentless person like you to be our Headmaster. Like I'd ever be in a relationship with an unapologetic coldblooded murderer like you! Yeah, I've seen you pushing several students out of the window! Now, just what do you have to say for yourself, you despicable, self-centered scum?!" he SHOUTED AT ME!

…I WAS SOOOOO SHOCKED!

He is just SO MUCH more sweet than n0rmal! I blush a l0t, bcuz hiz sweet words warmz up my . Did my love-plan work?! YAS QUEEN!

"Oh, c00l boi… you are really direct today. But I'm not a murderer…Estique haven't killed anyone, teehee!" I giggled in a cute way. Oh, yeah, I still got it.

But then… hE VOMITED ON MY CLOTHES!

"What are you talking about?! I SAW you do it before in your room!"

"GASP! SO YU SPYIED ON MEEE!" He's so KAWAII DESU I cant evernn! I blushed A LOT, oh WOW!

"That's what you focus on?! And anyway, I also saw you beating up Ginny, and drugging her! My FRIEND Ginny, if you didn't already know that!"

"What are you talking about, c00l boi? Neko-Estique-chan didn't do that kind of thing, nyaa~ !"

"Ugh, get away from me, you disgusting beast!"

He started walking away from me.

"AAAAGGHHHHHHHHH, I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE! IT HURTS TOO MUCH! Estique, PREPARE TO DIE!" He said, SCREAMING!

…I WAS SOOOOO SHOCKED!1!¨

"B-but y, c00l boi-kun? …I thout you LOVED m3!" I crie beautifully.

"Because you are an annoying, extremely easy to hate person! And because…"

He looked at me hatefully, eyes BURNING lyik he wanna k1ll m3! I wuz s000 scrared dat I almoz fell down a fainting!

"Because…! I'm not Harry! I'm REALLY his evil twin brother, Barry! And now, I shall kill you, MUHAHAHAHAHHH!" He started to LAUGH SO CREEPILY DAT I WANTED TO CWY! I DON'T HAVE ANY EXTRAS I CAN USE TO ESCAPE! I started to cry tears of crystalz (becuzz I was DAT SCAWARED ok!)

Wut DO I DOOOOOOOOO?!