La la la! Favorite chaptah! Everybody dance and shout! LA LA LA!
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"Your brother and sister?" Luffy cocked his head to the side, "Really?"
"Yes, really." Skie said, "HEY!" she called, waving at them.
Her brother and sister waved back, her brother jumping up and down like a crazed maniac.
They docked the ship and everyone went on deck, Skie jumping over everyone and landing in front of her siblings. "Hiya." She said to them.
"When did you learn to jump like that?" asked her sister.
"I ate a devil fruit. It was nasty."
"WOW!" said her brother, "That's cool!"
"Yes, fantastic, wonderful, introduction time!" said Skie.
"Guys," she said to her siblings, "This is Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, Usopp, and Nami." She looked at her crewmates, "And guys, this is my sister Amber, and my brother Bob."
"Bob?" Sanji grinned.
"Yes, Bob." Said Amber. "You think his name is funny?"
"Yes, very." Said Zoro.
Amber mock-gasped. "Bob, he thinks your name is funny! The fiend!"
Bob growled and charged, ramming his head into Zoro's stomach.
Zoro fell over with the wind knocked out of him, while Bob kicked him repeatedly.
Skie shook her head and grabbed Bob's arm, "Cut it out." She said.
"Little monster." Said Zoro, standing up.
"You have no idea." Said Skie and Amber at the same time.
"Alright guys, Sanji, Zoro, and I are gonna go shopping, you…uh…five…stay on the ship until we come back, oh, and is there anything you guys want?" asked Nami.
"CHOCOLATE!" shouted Zack.
"Be quiet!" said Amber.
"We can do chocolate, alright, be back soon." Said Nami, and they walked off, leaving the five loons on the dock.
They all marched back up onto the ship, and into the kitchen.
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"And that, is why wood floats." Said Usopp, grinning.
"Wow! I thought it had something to do with light…" said Luffy.
"No, no, no! It's because-" she was interrupted by the noise of Amber banging her head on the table.
"Stop. Talking." She growled, glaring at them.
"Jeez, moody much?" said Skie.
"Yes."
Bob was poking Luffy in the shoulder with a goofy grin on his face.
"Stop that." He said.
"Stop what?" Bob asked, still poking and still grinning.
"Stop poking me."
"Me? Poking? Not me!"
"Yes you are! See? See? You just poked my shoulder again!"
"Did not."
"You did it again!"
Bang! Bang! Bang! "Make it stop!" said Amber.
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"Hi everyone! We're back…whoa…" said Nami, looking at the scene in front of her.
Usopp and Luffy were wrestling, Skie acting as referee. Amber, wearing a huge anime-sized band-aid, was arguing with Bob about something.
"Chocolate." Said Sanji, putting the box of candy on the table.
"SUGAR!" yelled the three siblings at once, literally diving for the chocolate.
THUNK! They all head-butted each other.
"Oww…" mumbled Amber, watching Luffy and Usopp join her siblings in pigging out on chocolate. "You know…this reminds me of something…" she said.
Bob dropped his chocolate and stared at Amber, "Noooo!" he said, waving his arms up and down.
"What's up with you?" asked Skie.
"Don't do it!" Bob yelled at Amber.
"This reminds me of that one time!" said Amber, and she snapped her fingers…
FLASHY EFFECT!
"What the heck?" said Zoro, looking around.
They were in the middle of a large room, everything was very colorful, and a brown lake and a river were off to the side.
They were in the Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory movie. The first one that is.
"WHAT THE HECK? WE'RE IN A MOVIE?" yelled Skie, "Cool."
"Hey…candy…is…everywhere…" said Bob, drooling.
"EVERYONE GET THE CANDY!" yelled Amber and Skie.
Luffy and Usopp obeyed, following the trio into battle against the candy.
Nami just wandered around, eating as she went, Sanji following her.
Zoro rested his back up against a tree, plucking leaves from the branches and popping them in his mouth.
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Willy Wonka walked into his candy room maybe an hour after the crew had arrived, but he was still unaware of their presence.
He looked around, his eyes widening as he viewed his once magnificent, and now ravaged, candy room. "Oh my," he said, looking on a gnawed on metal post.
He sighed and blew his little pipes, drawing their attention, but also calling forth his workers. "Well, it seems you have destroyed my…life's work…" he blew out of the side of his mouth.
"Oompa Loompas…Attack!" he ordered.
"CHYA!" an army of the little orange men, armed with spears, marched towards them. They surrounded the crew, pushing them back into a tight circle.
"This reminds me…of another thing…" said Amber.
Zoro had his swords out, waiting for the Oompa Loompas to attack.
"Yeah! That one movie!" she snapped her fingers just as the Oompa Loompa's dove in for the stabbiness.
FLASHY EFFECT AGAIN!
"Again with the teleporting!" said Skie, looking around, "Now where are we? What movie are we in now?"
"I don't know…" Amber shrugged.
They were in a large field, the sides sloping upwards so if felt like they were in a giant grass-covered bowl.
"This is just weird…honestly you and your siblings will be the death of us one day." Sighed Nami, rubbing her head. "Ah well, its fun anyway." She smiled.
"Yes." Said Amber. "But I can't remember! Where are we?"
As if to answer her question, the ground started rumbling.
"I don't know whether to say 'uh-oh' or 'cool'." Said Skie. "So I'm just gonna say, 'Bring it'."
They heard yelling/roaring from either side of the bowl, and looked around.
On one side, an army of orcs became visible, armed to the teeth.
And on the opposite side, the humans and elves.
"…Oh…my…gosh…it's…GANDALF!" yelled Skie, jumping up and down and pointing at the white-robed figure. "AND ARAGORN!" she squealed.
"And Legolus." Said Amber.
"Who?" said the Straw Hat crew together.
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"Who are they?" Aragorn asked Gandalf.
"I think they're demons…look, that ones got green hair…" he answered.
"They might be demons working for Sauron!" said Legolus
"Maybe we should kill them." Said Gimli.
"Good idea." Said Gandalf.
The human/elvish army charged down the slope.
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"What are they?" the orc commander asked one of his men.
"I don't know."
"Do you think they're edible?"
"Yes."
"Then let's go!"
And the orc army charged down the slope.
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"Great! We've got two armies coming at us full speed!" said Nami.
"I'll protect you Nami-San!" said Sanji.
"Are you kidding? This is awesome!" said Skie, "We're about to be slaughtered by Lord of the Rings characters!"
"Yeah…great." Said Zoro, getting his swords out.
"We're about to be squished!" said Amber, sounding not the least bit scared. "Like that one movie!" she snapped her fingers as the two armies were about to clash into each other with them in the middle.
FLASHY FLASHY!
They found themselves in a city, it was dark and people were running past them and screaming.
"What're they so worked up about?" said Zoro.
Nami poked him in the shoulder.
"What?"
She pointed up at something behind him, her mouth hanging open.
Zoro, and everyone else, turned to see the State Puff Marshmallow man stomping towards them.
"GHOSTBUSTERS!" yelled Skie happily.
Bob charged at the monster.
"What're you doing? Get back here!" yelled all of them at once.
"But it's made of candy!" he cried.
"…He's right." Said Skie.
"CHARGE!" yelled Amber and Luffy.
So Bob, Skie, Amber, and Luffy latched themselves onto the State Puff's leg. Usopp was running around in circles screaming, Nami was clinging onto Sanji's arm, Sanji had an idiotic grin on his face and hearts in his eyes, and Zoro looked like he had a headache. Which he probably did.
Luffy took an enormously large bite out of its leg.
The marshmallow roared and toppled, falling backwards onto the empty street, and happened to land on a burning building. Therefore, giant roasted marshmallow.
"Get away from there!" said Zoro, him and Sanji picking up two of them up at a time by their shirt collars, pulling them away from the marshmallow as it caught fire.
"Dang sweet." Said Skie, squirming to make Sanji put her down.
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"What happened" said Peter, looking down at the burning marshmallow.
"Those kids ate its leg and knocked it over…ingenious." Said Spengler.
"More like a bunch of starved lunatics." Said Ray.
They turned to the portal to finish off their enemy…
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"I LOVE YOU RAY!" yelled Skie up to the huge skyscraper she knew the Ghostbusters were on.
"Love…" Amber glanced at Sanji, who was flirting with Nami, as usual. "Hey! That reminds me!" she snapped her fingers.
FLASH-O-RAMA!
"Now what? Gnya?" Skie twirled around at the sound of horses coming their way.
On four white horses, Buttercup, Inigo, Westly, and Fezzik rode at them.
"No. Way." Said Skie.
They stopped, looking startled, "Hello, where'd you come from?" said Westly.
Skie made a high-pitched noise, "Omigosh it's Westly!" she squealed, jumping up and down.
"Yes, that is my name. How did you come to know it?"
She squealed again, and he raised an eyebrow.
"Aww…True love." Said Amber, looking from Buttercup to Westly. "It's adorable."
"That is so not like you to say something like that." Said Skie.
"I know."
"NAMI! SANJI! You two should be like that!" said Bob.
"We should listen to the boy." Said Sanji, purring at Nami.
"Who are you people? And how is it that you appeared so suddenly right in front of us?" asked Inigo.
"Omigosh its Inigo!" Skie squealed yet again.
"Would you stop that?" said Zoro through clenched teeth.
"No. I'll probably do it more." She stuck her tongue out at him.
"Very strange." Said Westly.
"Aw man! We're at the end! I wanted to see the fight between Inigo and Westly." Pouted Skie.
"How is it you know about our fight?" asked Inigo, cocking his head to the side.
Amber grinned, "Oh, we know a lot about you." She cleared her throat and picked up a stick, Skie copying her and picking up a stick as well.
"You seem a decent fellow, I hate to kill you." Said Amber.
"You seem a decent fellow, I hate to die." Said Skie.
They started a mock sword fight, swishing their thin sticks around with ease, everyone staring at them.
"You are using Bonetti's defense against me, uh?" said Amber.
"I thought it fitting, considering the rocky terrain"
"Naturally, you must expect me to attack with Capo Ferro."
"Naturally, but I find that Thibault cancels out Capo Ferro, don't you?"
"Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa, which I have! " she paused "You are wonderful!"
"Thank you. I've worked hard to become so."
"I admit it, you are better than I am."
"Then why are you smiling?"
"Because I know something you don't know."
"And what is that?"
"I am not left-handed." She switched her stick to her other hand.
"You're amazing!" said Skie
"I ought to be after twenty years."
"There is something I ought to tell you."
"Tell me."
"I'm not left-handed either" Skie switched her stick to her other hand.
They started fighting, pausing their wordplay.
"Who are you?"
"No one of consequence."
"I must know."
"Get used to disappointment."
Amber shrugged, "Okay."
They fought a bit more, then Skie disarmed Amber, and she dropped to her knees.
"Kill me quickly." She said.
"I would as soon destroy a stained-glass window as an artist like yourself. However, since I can't have you following me either..." she pretended to whack her sister over the head, and Amber hit the ground.
"Please understand I hold you in the highest respect." Said Skie.
Amber stood up and they bowed, "And there ya go."
"That was funny." Said Zoro, grinning.
The four movie people looked very shocked.
"How is it you know about their battle?" asked Buttercup.
"We also know what Vizzini's opinion of Fezzik's way to kill people is."
"Oh really?" asked Fezzik, grinning, "What is it then?"
Skie turned to Amber, putting on a face of mock-frustration. "Pick up one of those rocks, get behind the boulder. In a few minutes the man in black will come running around the bend. The minute his HEAD is in view, HIT IT WITH THE ROCK!"
"…wow." Said Westly. "Impressive. But I must admit, I am slightly disturbed on thinking about how you know all this."
"We know EVERYTHING." Said Amber.
"ONE PIECE!" said Skie.
"That reminds me!" said Amber.
"See ya! Love the sword fighting by the way." Skie said to the four people before they disappeared in a flash of light as Amber snapped her fingers.
"What strange people." Said Buttercup.
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They were all back where they started, in the kitchen of the Going Merry.
"Well, that was fun." Said Skie, grinning.
"I can't say that wasn't interesting." Said Nami.
"GASP! LOOK! THEY'RE HOLDING HANDS!" yelled Amber.
And indeed they were.
"I don't know what it was, but the last place we were at just made me feel all warm and bubbly when I stand next to Sanji." She said, leaning on his shoulder and predictably turning his eyes into giant hearts.
Skie elbowed Amber in the side, "Ain't that cute?"
"Twoo love!" Amber said, mocking the Bishop from Princess Bride.
"That was cool!" said Luffy and Usopp at the same time, laughing.
"That reminds m-"
"NO!" the entire ship yelled.
"What?"
"NO more snapping!" said Skie.
"Oh fine. BE that way."
Bob laughed, then stopped, yawning.
"It is getting kind of late." Said Nami, walking out on deck and seeing it was nighttime, "Heck, it is late, everyone get to bed!" she yelled.
Everyone went to their own rooms, Bob following the boys, and Amber following her sister into the infirmary.
"GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!" they yelled together. They received a mixture of grunts and sleepy yells as a reply.
"WE LOVE YOU TOO!" they yelled, laughing.
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