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Sorry that this is so late :/ Lack of wifi is a real problem. Hope this chapter makes up for it! On a completely unrelated note, I can't call our favorite Captain Captain Virginity anymore. He and Widow fondued in the Nanny Diaries. I can die happy now... Anyways, enjoy!
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Chapter Ten
Loki's P. o. V:
About ten minutes after leaving the restaurant, we arrive at the local mall. Immediately, we all head to the hair salon. I speak up, already chuckling over my idea. "Everyone must get their hair dyed a different color, or otherwise change it in some drastic way." Everyone groans, but files in obediently. The salon is fairly empty, so we get ushered in fairly quickly. We all get paired with a different stylist. Mine is a tall woman with dark brown hair.
"Hello, my name is Laura. What would you like done today?" I consider my options carefully.
"I would like my hair died the brightest red that you possess." Laura chuckles, but goes to retrieve the dye.
"Let me guess. This is some form of a group dare." I nod.
"Of a sort." Laura leans my chair back into the sink and begins washing my hair. When it is clean, she begins working the dye solution through my hair. When my entire head is covered by the concoction, she leads me back to the a more comfortable chair. I sit patiently, leafing through magazines. One by one, all of the Avengers are led back to the same area. That is, all except Steve. I wait for him to appear, but he doesn't. I briefly wonder what could be taking him so long, before going back to my reading.
After about fifteen minutes, Laura comes back and motions for me to follow her. I am led back to my station, where Laura begins removing the dye from my hair. I gasp at the bright color. I didn't expect it to be THAT red.
When all of the dye lather is removed, my hair is washed again. Finally, I am released to the lobby. I am the first to arrive, so I sit down and wait.
Steve joins me first. I glance up to his hair, expecting to see some patriotic coloring. Instead, I only see light reflecting back at me. "You - you shaved your head!" I gasp. Steve rubs his bald head self consciously.
"I did." Before we can discuss it further, Thor comes into the lobby. His hair is bobbed short, about chin length. That's not the most shocking thing though. His hair is now a very light shade of pink. Both Steve and I start laughing while Thor gapes at both Steve and I.
"Brother, Captain, your heads!"
"What about them?" I ask, smirking. "Your hair isn't exactly normal either."
Bruce walks in and we all stop talking and stare. His hair is an almost blindingly bright neon green. Before we can comment, Clint walks out. His hair is purple. We all stare at him. He shrugs.
"What? I thought you would expect it." I nod, considering it. Everything purple in the Tower, barring Bruce's pants, was stolen and claimed by Bruce. No matter of pleading would get it back, with one exception. Natasha threatened to kill him when her iPod went missing, and Clint quickly gave it back.
The next person to walk out is Tony. His hair is almost as bright as Bruce's, but his is bright pink. It's also in a Mohawk. My mouth drops open by its own accord, and Tony smirks.
"Mohawk, bitches!" I just shake my head slowly, taking in the drastic change. Natasha storms into the lobby, looking thoroughly ticked off. Her hair is completely white.
"You look like an albino! What the hell happened?" Tony demands.
"My idiot stylist left the dye in too long! The dye bleached out my hair!" Natasha exclaims, looking murderous.
"What color was it supposed to be?" I ask, genuinely curious.
"It was supposed to be this really ugly green."
"How ugly?"
"Baby barf ugly." We all cringe. Tony walks up to the register and pays for our hairstyle changes. That done, we all head outside the salon, only to head to a manicure and pedicure shop. We all get our finger and toenails painted and trimmed. I get black with green and gold snakes. Thor gets grey and red with his hammer. Bruce's nails are a mix of neon green and purple. Clint's nails are completely purple with bows and arrows. Steve's nails are red, white, and blue, and have his shield on them. Tony's nails are red and gold, with the faceplate of his suit on them. Natasha's nails are black with a red spider on them. All of our toes match our fingernails. Tony once again pays for our purchases, and we enter the mall again.
This time, we head to Victoria's Secret. Steve walks in, blushing brighter than my hair. Tony looks around, openly admiring all of the items of clothing. I look around the shop, trying to think of a new prank. Finally, one comes to me. "I dare everyone to pick a top and bottom to model. When you have made your selection, you must parade around the store." Everyone nods and begins making their selections.
I choose a pair of green underwear and a gold, see-through top. Once I have found my size, I head to the changing rooms and put my selections on. When I have them on, I exit the room and begin parading around the store. I receive several wolf whistles, and a couple catcalls. When I have finished my circuit, I go back and change. Then, I exit the room and wait for the rest of the Avengers to make an appearance.
Clint comes out first. He is wearing a lacy, leopard-print bra and a purple thong. I avert my eyes as quickly as possible, trying to erase the image from my mind. At last, Clint completes his circuit and walks back to the changing room.
Bruce comes out next, wearing a neon green camisole with matching underwear. He parades around the room, his head ducked low.
Tony is next. He is wearing petal stickers on his nipples, with bejeweled red and gold panties. "I'm sexy and I know it!" he yells, as he proudly parades around the shop. Cameras flash all around, and the entire store is laughing.
Steve come out wearing a shirt and a pair of sweatpants. He practically sprints around the store, before ducking into his changing room again.
Thor comes out wearing a pair of angel wings, along with a pair of red panties. He struts around the store, laughing uproariously.
Natasha is the last one to come out of the changing rooms. She is wearing a black push up bra, along with a pair of red panties. Every male in the store stares at her, their mouths hanging open. She walks around slowly, swaying her hips as she walks. When she returns to her changing room, there is a collective sigh amongst the men. Tony turns to me. "Well, now what should we do?"
"I don't know about the rest of the group, but I want you to tell the first person you see exactly what you thought the moment you saw them. Everyone in the store should Be able to hear it. Understand?" Tony nods, before looking around the store. His eyes settle on a large, plus-sized African American woman. I chuckle. She is holding an extra small see-through nightgown. Tony walks up to her and points to the garment in her hands.
"Oh honey, you ain't never gonna be able to squeeze your fat ass into that!" Tony yells at the top of his lungs. The woman whirls around to smack him, but Tony is already running in my direction. He motions for the other Avengers to follow him. We all run out of the store, the angry woman close on our tails. Tony turns to me as we run. "That was fun! We should do a flash mob next!" I grin. A flash mob could be fun.
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