Me: Too lazy…to write….Nudge, type.
Nudge: Yay, I get to type!
Me: Cheese!
Nudge: O_o
Disclaimer: I'm still not J.P. so chances are I don't own Maximum Ride
Dedication: Sorry Turkey Leg…
Abbi's POV
Me: -comes home—Turkey Leg! Where's dinner? I'm starving.
Turkey Leg: Too lazy. Make it yourself. Get me some cranberry sauce while you're at it.
Me: How dare you!
Turkey Leg: What are you gonna do about it?
Me: I'm getting a divorce! –leaves—
-at divorce office—
Me: So I'm here. And the check-it lady is reeaaalllyyy slow. Crap.
Random Lady: You're gonna be here a while.
Me: -shrugs—Whatever.
-three hours later—
Me: Finally! So… hungry…
-at home—
Me: -stumbles in—Hey Turkey Leg…We're not… married anymore…Hungry –collapses on couch—Hmm… turkey leg. Yum.
Turkey Leg: Nooooooo! Don't eat me! I'll make dinner. I'll give you a massage! I'll… I'll watch Twilight! Nooooooooooo!
Me: -eats Turkey Leg—Yumm… -passes out—
Alice's POV
-next day—
Abbi: I have divorced Turkey Leg.
Me: No! Really?
Abbi: Yeppers.
Me: We have to have a party. I'll start planning! –runs off—
-little later—
Me: We're here 'cause Abbi has divorced Turkey Leg. And she ate him…On Accident!
Abbi: True. True.
Me: So now we party!
Everyone: Yay!
Me: First, the piñata!
Abbi: Of a Turkey Leg!
Cherry: I call first!
Kristin: Second!
Aly Mapi: Third!
Frances: Forth!
Cherry: -whacks piñata—Woohoo! And my hair's still perfectly gelled.
Kristin: -whacks piñata—Yeah!
Aly Mapi: -whacks piñata. Some candy comes out—Candy!
Nudge: Dive!
Everyone: -dives for candy—
Frances: Mt turn. –whacks—More candy!
Everyone: -dives—
Tori: Ooo! Ooo! My turn! My turn!—whacks repeatedly—High ya! Wat cha! Karate! Salami!
Everyone: -dives for air—
Nudge: You missed!
Tori: But I got to yell cool words.
Me: Yeah. –stiffles laugh—
Cherry: Shouldn't the devorcee get to hit the piñata?
Abbi: Yeah. Yeah I should. –whacks piñata. All candy falls out—Awesome!
Tori: Dive, dive!
Everyone: -dives—Candy!
Aly Mapi: Hey, this isn't candy. It's… goop.
Me: No. It's candy AND pudding. Nummy Nummy.
Frances: Yum.
Me: Quite. Ommonmonmonmon…
Kristin: What's next?
Cherry: Now what?
Me: I knows! Be right back!
–2 second later-
Me: -holds up book—See?
Tori: "Cloudy with a chance of meatballs" Wow you really have that book?
Me: Yeppers. So now…Drum roll, please –drum roll—I will pull out giant jell-o house.—reaches in book. Pulls out giant jell-o house—Ta da!
Tori: Wow! How did you do that?
Me: Trade secret and some magic.
Cherry: What are you waiting for? Let's go!
-few hours of jell-o-ness later—
Abbi: I will never eat jell-o again
Me: I probably will.
Tori: Of course.
Kristin: Now what?
Me: -thinks—Marshmallows!
Tori: No. S'mores!
Cherry: Don't we need a fire for that?
Me: -grins mischievously—Don't worry. I can fix that.
Aly Mapi: Uh-oh.
Tori: Run!
Everyone but me: -runs—
-One large 'splosion later-
Cherry: Here we are. Roasting marshmallows.
Frances: Over a fire the size of a car.
Me: It was a pretty 'splosion. So big…
Nudge: That explains why there're no matches in her house.
Tori: Probably.
Kristin: -sings-Roasting marshmallows. Roasting marshmallows. We're roasting marshmallows.
Nudge: Ahh! You're making my ears bleed!
Kristin: Fine.
Me: La gasp! Who has the chocolate?
Abbi: Keep the chocolate away from Alice! She'll eat it whole!
Me: Gimmegimme!
Tori: No! No chocolate for you.
Me: Alice sad. Tori make Alice sad.
Tori: -doggie face—Sorry. –huggles—
Me: -huggles back—Now where be the chocolate?
Tori: -eyeroll—
Nudge: Oh crap! My marshmallow caught on fire! –blows on marshmallow—
Me: No, that's not how you do it.
Nudge: How then?
Me: -takes flaming marshmallow—Like this. –eats marshmallow— Nummy in my tummy. That's how you do it.
Everyone: O_o
Me: What? It tastes good. So warm…
Frances: 'Cause it was on fire!
Me: Your point?
Frances: -eyerolls—
-few hours later—
Abbi: I'm sticky.
Aly Mapi: Me, too.
Me: Ditto.
Frances: You look like a marshmallow tried to eat you.
Me: Why, thank you.
Frances: -eyerolls-
Me: I really do eat marshmallows like that.
Nudge: Yeah. We went camping a few weeks ago and she was just inhaling marshmallows and chicken wings all day.
Me: Good times…Good times.
Nudge: I think she ate more than me.
Me: And we got to watch fireworks!
Nudge: Thought we didn't set any off.
Me: Sniff. Sniff.
Review! I command you, or I shall eat all your chocolate! LOL just kidding!