Revenge part 2! The moment you've been waiting for since the dawn of Twilight... when Lauren get's her just desserts! Enjoy!

"GUYS, FINALLY!" Alice launched herself at us as soon as we walked through the Cullen's front door. "I've been waiting forever!"

"Alice, you got here two minutes ago," Edward pointed out.

"Whatever, Edward. Let's get planning phase two!" Alice said. Geez, she seemed to be enjoying this...

We zoomed to Edward's room, me on Edward's back, and I was surprised to find his room was different. All of his furniture had been shoved to the side, and smack bang in the middle of Edward's room was a line of and spy gear.

Oh great.

"ALICE! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY ROOM?" Edward was furious.

Alice ignored him. "I set up spy cameras in and near Lauren's house and car. That way we get a better view of her reaction! Genius, I know."

Edward was still giving Alice his best vampire death glare. I shivered, thanking my lucky stars that looks can't kill. I peeked at the T.V screens and there were views of Laurens' room, the kitchen, living room, the interior of her car, and the bathroom. (Thankfully not the toilet. That's one thing I never want to see...)

"Wow." Was all I could say.

On the table there was a bunch of tiny video cameras, and voice recorders, about the size of a bottle of nail polish. Beside the table there was about two hundred bottles of crazy string, a few packets of chewing gum, and a few bottles of cheap coloured hairspray in different colours.

"I think I bought out the party shop." Edward said.

"No matter! We have exactly what we need!" Alice chirped, excited. Then she started explaining phase two.

" Edward and I will sneak into Lauren's house tonight, and use this on her hair." She picked up a bottle of green hairspray. "Cos she is blonde it will work the best. Then, we will chew up the gum, and stick that to underneath her hair as well, so when she tries to brush the colour out she spreads the gum. And it won't wash out either! So then it will have to be cut out. We will stick it in certain places so that it can't be cut out in layers and look like a hairstyle. So the product of all that will be a short, snot green hair colour. (AN: Sorry the colour is kind of gross, but I couldn't think of a more disgusting shade of green) Her mother will think it serves her right for putting that crap in her hair, even though she swears she didn't do it."

Edward and I sat in slightly stunned silence. It was brilliant!

"AWESOME! Alice, you rock!" I said, slapping her a high-five.

"Thanks muchly!" she said.

Edward just nodded his head in approval. "We'll start tonight!"

THAT NIGHT, ALICE'S POV!

We were ready. Ready for phase two of revenge of the era!

"Edward, hurry up! Do you have everything?" I whined.

"Yes Alice! You've only asked twenty times." Well, we can't forget anything!

Edward ran down the stairs with a Black backpack in hand. We ran out the front door to Lauren's house. Once we got there, we climbed up the climbing vine to her window. Edward oiled the window and climbed in. I slinked in after him. "Get out the gum," I whispered to him so fast no human could possibly hear us. We chewed up the fifty pieces of gum – they tasted so gross! How could humans chew this all day? – Until they were soft, then methodically stuck the in a seemingly random pattern. Because I knew a lot about hairdressing, I knew where a hairdresser had to cut to do layers, and so I stuck the pieces so they couldn't be cut out with layers. Then to the hairspray. We got out a bottle each, then coloured her hair until it was a sick green. We put her mirror and brush on her night stand. We then climbed back outside, but we weren't done yet!

We ran across the lawn to her car. I had stolen her car keys from her room. We opened the car and got out the crazy string. We started drowning her car interior in the stuff. The seats, windows, doors, steering wheel, everything was covered in rainbow crazy string. I pumped the air with my fist when we saw the result. It looked like some rainbow monster threw up in there. EW. We started spraying the trees too, for good measure. We then packed up and ran silently down the street, I couldn't wait for tomorrow!

TOMORROW. ALICE'S POV AGAIN.

Edward and Bella walked at a human pace to the cafeteria ant a slow pace, frustrating me. Hurry up! I was bouncing up and down. Jasper was sending out calming waves, trying to curb my hyperness. It wasn't working. Finally, They sat down at our table.

"Have you seen Lauren yet?" I asked, now even more hyper than before.

"No, not yet," they both said.

I was about to describe the sight when I had a vision.

"Well, You guys can see for yourself in... thirty seconds.

When Lauren walked into the cafeteria there was audible gasps from everyone sitting down.

Lauren's hair was cut, into a boring bob style. Bella gawked at her without realising.

"Great job guys!" she whispered under her breath.

We heard Lauren telling Jess what happened.

"My car is filled with crazy string! And the trees are covered in the crap! My Mom grounded me for it. And my hair was filled with gum! It could have been cut out into a style I'm sure, but my Mom agreed to cutting it into this! I'm having an awful week, jess. How am I supposed to get Cullen now?" she whined.

Jess did an unexpected thing then.

"Lauren, you've been nothing but awful to me, so why should I care about what happens to you? Just accept that Bella is going out with Cullen, and why do you think we are still friends? You slept with mike, who is my boyfriend by the way, so you can just leave me alone, Lauren Mallory!" she exploded. The whole cafeteria went silent.

Lauren tried to deny everything, but jess just turned and started talking to Angela.

"Mission Accomplished!" I said, low enough so Lauren couldn't hear.

That'll teach her to mess with Bella!

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TTYL peoples!