OH MY EDWARD thank you all so much for your wonderful reviews!!
This chapter is dedicated to 'Tara-Cullen' : she named off 7 OMG names for the Cullen's
And this is ALSO dedicated to 'You-won't-see-an-iguana-here' : who left 6 comments in a row!! Enjoy girls/boys, vampires/werewolf's, team Edward's/team Jacob's, and fans/haters XD
Ring…Ring…Ring
"Black residence, can I help you?"
"Your dead, mutt! You fucking retarded imbecile!"
"Excuse me!?"
(Edward) Oh shit, it's Billy. What do I do!?
(Jasper) I don't know, disguise your voice?
"Umm, yes this is, uh, Mike! Mike Newton!
(Jasper) *slaps hand on forehead* idiot…
"Oh, hello, Mike, what can I do for you?"
"Uh, is Jacob home?"
"Why, yes, he is. Can you please hold for one minute?"
"Yes, sir."
(Billy) Jacob you lazy bum, get your ass down here!
(Jacob, groggily) Who is it?
(Billy) Some fucking retard named Mike, just take the damn phone, ass hole.
"What?"
"Your dead, mutt! You fucking retarded imbecile!"
"Edward? What the hell did I do?"
"You took Bella hostage, now give her back!"
"What I- ohhhhh. I know who took her."
"Really!? WHO!?"
"Oh it was just E-"
(Disguised voice) *puts knife to Jacobs throat* Say another word and your dead.
"Jacob! Jacob, please, just tell me!"
"Do you want me to die!?!"
"I wouldn't mind it… now, tell me!!!"
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I~Want~My~Baby~Back1901: Okay first order of business…
NOTaDOG: Why do you only get us on AIM to discuss business? Can't we just share our feelings?
All_Hale_Jasper123 : The sad thing is, Jacob, I've already shared your feelings….and every one else's : ( do you know how awful it is, to have to be around Jacob when he's depressed, or Rosalie, when she's so self-absorbed, or, even worse, Edward when he is away from Bella? This is a mad house, I can't take it anymore!!
WatchMeDance01: Jazzy, don't get upset. We can go shopping, and talk about clothes, and try on clothes, and buy clothes with that shiny black credit card of yours :D
All_Hale_Jasper123: Why is it always, shopping, or make-up, and money with you, Alice? Can't we just sit down and talk, for once? Or go to…to the park!? I've never even gotten laid!! Why don't we just do it, already!? I think you just use me, sometimes!
2Sexxxy4YouBoi073:…
I~Want~My~Baby~Back1901: :O ………………
Boom-Goes-The-Grizzly :…for once I actually have nothing funny to say, on the subject of someone else's sex life…
WatchMeDance01: * _ *
NOTaDOG: So, anyway, I'm going to off myself on Saturday, any ideas on how I should do it?
WatchMeDance01: * _ *
2Sexxxy4YouBoi073: …
I~Want~My~Baby~Back1901: …
Boom-Goes-The-Grizzly : .…
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