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"Why did he have a zapdos?" asks Kaminari
"I'm so confused. What is a zapdos?"asks All Might
"Having a zapdos is the equivalent of holding the god of thunder in your back pocket." says Eraserhead.
"Mr. Aizawa do you play pokemon?" questions Tsu.
"I used to when I was younger." says Eraserhead
All Might sees the 3DS sticking out of his utility belt and silently mouths 'oh'.
"I'd like to make an announcement. I will be bringing in some more viewers to watch this next video. I would like to reassure you all that they will not have their quirks and will not be allowed to fight in anyway." says Izu
"Who are you gonna bring?" questions Uraraka.
Before Izu can answer her questions the league of villains,stain and All for One appear at the other side of the room.
"Sensei" shouts Tomura
"Izu?" asks All For one
"You know each other?" asks All Might accusingly.
"He showed me a universe in which I was a hero. I found it to be incredibly insightful." says All For One.
During this interaction everybody is trying to activate their quirks to no avail while some people just can't move.
"All for one can you explain what I do to the league?" asks Izu
"Of course, but what are you showing us?" asks All For One
"I was showing Midoriya across different dimensions. I wanted the league to see him as a villain." says Izu
"I see. I'll get to work." says All For One
"All Might can you calm everybody down nobody will be allowed to fight in here." says Izu .
"I'll see what I can do." says All Might a little uncertainty.
After everybody is calmed down and is on board with the idea although Tomura still looks livid Izu begins taking some questions.
"We will be taking turns Heroes ask first and villains ask the next question." says Izu
"What will Deku be doing in this video?" asks Uraraka
"He will be a villain." says Izu causing some members of the league to cheer.
"Is he a villain with conviction or a common thug?" asks Stain getting a unidentifiable look from Iida.
"He's a mercenary with morals. He tries to kill only those he believes deserve it. He originally wanted to be a vigilante but he had no shelter or food and began to starve until he changed his line of work." says Izu to which stain responds with a grunt of acknowledgment.
"What's his quirk?" asks Kaminari
"Once again he's quirkless." says Izu
"Is he a member of the league?" asks Dabi
"This video is of how he joins the league." says Izu
"Any other questions?" asks Izu
"Will we have to watch anybody die?" asks Inko
"..." Izu feels the glare of everybody in the room, even the villains seem mildly upset by this, "I'm sorry." says Izu
"God dammit." shouts snipe
"For what it's worth most people including heroes in this world believe Izuku is a good person." says Izu
"Why's that?" asks All Might.
"Wouldn't want to ruin the surprise." says Izu as the screen flickers on behind him and he disappears into a seat.
I'm not taking this in its entirety but I am basing it on other shows and movies.
Dabi and Toga are in an alleyway looking around like they are waiting for something.
"When do you think Mr. Giran is gonna get here?" asks Toga
"Soon." says Dabi
"You don't like talking do you? I get that sometimes you just want people to stop talking but they never do then there's this big awkward silence. You Know?" says Toga
Dabi responds by glaring at her.
"Oh my god"laughs out Kaminari, "It's like that scene from shrek."
This was met by a chorus of laughter from the students and Toga.
A van pulls up next to the Alley and a sleazy looking man in a purple suit comes out of the van.
"I wonder who that is." says Kirishima
"It's probably giran." says Momo
"Hey Dabi and Toga I have one more pickup before going to the league's hideout so get in and we are going to pick him up from a job." says Giran
"I think their going to pick up Midoriya." says Todoroki who misses a thoughtful look Dabi gives him.
"What kind of job?" asks Dabi.
"He's killing the last leader of the crimson dragon syndicate." says Giran.
"I hope he's covered in blood." says Toga
Dabi looks thoughtful for a moment or two before speaking up , "Is he the guy that's been dismantling the syndicate or is it several people."
"It's just him." says Giran.
"That's pretty impressive." says Mirio
"He also killed the eight precepts of death." says Giran
Dabi and Toga look forward at him with wide eyes.
"That was one person." says Dabi sounding a little impressed " I'd like to work with a person like that."
"He sounds so hot. I want to stab him." says Toga
"That's a little creepy." says Sero
"You're a little creepy." shouts Toga
"Sorry." says Sero while bowing repeatedly.
'He's really scared' thinks most of the rooms inhabitants
"Well this job might kill him so maybe you can keep the body." says Giran
"Is this job more than he can handle?" asks Dabi
"I'm not sure." says Giran
"I hope my baby is okay." says Inko
"Are you Deku's mom?" asks Toga
"I am" she says while sounding a little scared but completely ready to smack any villain who has anything bad to say about her son.
"He's cute." says Toga
"You should have seen him as a baby." says Inko , " He was adorable. People on the street would stop us just to fawn over him."
"Do you have his baby pictures?" asks Toga
"Of course, would you like to see them?" asks Inko
"Absolutely." says Toga
Inko and toga start looking at Izuku's baby pictures and fawning over how cute he is.
"We don't really have time to talk. So get in my van and we'll pick him up." says Giran as the villains get in his van and begin to drive off.
Stain gets up from his seat and walks over to Inko and Toga.
"Hi Mr. Stainy." says Toga
"... Hello. I just wanted to say that you did a good job with your child. I don't consider many heroes to be worthy of the title but your son is one of the greatest heroes I've ever seen and is probably going to grow into the greatest hero I've ever seen." says Stain
"Thank you for that." says Inko
She looks like she wants to say more but is interrupted by the sound of gunshots coming from the screen.
"The gunshots mean we're getting close." says Giran.
"Do you think he's getting shot?" asks Dabi
"Maybe" says Giran " Here we are." says Giran as he parks across the street from an abandoned church.
"So we haven't heard a bullet in a while. Is he dead." asks Dabi
"I hope not I wanna meet him." says Toga while bouncing up and down.
The sound of another shot rings throughout the air silencing any response to Togas comentation.
"Did he die?" asks Toga
Suddenly glass shatters and a teenager with green hair in a blue suit gets flung from a window near the top of the church.
"My baby!" shouts Inko
"DEKU" shouts Uraraka
"Deku baby no." shouts Toga
Izuku catches on to one of the carvings in the wall of the church. A man in with silver hair and a black suit walks over to the window and points a gun at Midoriya.
"Any Last words my old friend." says the unnamed man.
"Look behind you." says Izuku
"I'm not falling for th-" starts the man before getting cut off by an explosion from right behind him engulfing him an fire and knocking Izuku down from the wall and onto the street below.
"My baby boy!" wails Inko
Midoriya gets up with a grunt of pain and wipes the dirt and blood off of his suit, and limps over to Giran.
"You Okay kid?" asks Giran
"I'll live" says Midoriya while clutching his stomach and shoulder.
"So you got shot in the stomach and stabbed in the shoulder. You did a lot better than I thought you would. By the way how did you pull of the explosion?" asks Giran
"I dropped a grenade when he threw me out the window. Also can you patch me up?" says Midoriya
"Sure thing kid." says Giran.
Midoriya takes off his suit, the gun holsters under his arms, and his undershirt revealing hard abs and a hard chest littered with scars of different sizes and injuries, making Dabi's eyes widen in shock and Toga's blush deepen. Giran disinfects and wraps up the stab wound in his shoulder and the bullet wound in his stomach. Midoriya glances at his phone before sighing.
"Hey Giran can we stop at my apartment? My sitter got busy and I need to pick up my daughter." questions Midoriya
"He's a little young to have a daughter." says All Might
"I believe in papa zuku." says Mina
"I wish he was my papa." says Toga earning a look for Inko that managed to make her feel genuine remorse.
"Fine." says Giran
One car ride later the villain crew was outside Midoriya's apartment. The door opens and the villains see the Hero Killer Stain.
"Hey stain." says Midoriya
"Hey Kid. Sorry I couldn't stay and watch Eri." says Stain
"He's my papa." says Eri proudly melting the heart of everyone around including the villains.
Himiko had to stop herself from saying ' Lucky'.
"It's fine. I know captain celebrity's in town and you want to take a stab at him." says Midoriya
" Thanks for being so understanding." says Stain before leaping away.
"Whas that stain?" asks Dabi
"Yeah." says Midoriya
"I wonder how they met?" asks Compress
"He tought me how to fight. Also I was the guy that saved him in Hosu." says Midoriya
"I honestly wasn't expecting my question to get answered so fast." says Compress
"Hey Eri are you ready to met daddy's new crew." asks Midoriya
Eri nods and Midoriya picks her up and carries her to the car like the proud dad he is. One More drive and the villains are entering the League of villains bar.
"Hey Shigaraki." says Midoriya as the screen blacks out.
"Boo. Show us More." shouts Toga
" I actually do plan on showing you more of Midoriya as a villain." says Izu eaning a groan from the heroes. " Hey they probably don't want to see Midoriya as a hero but their going to."
"...Uhm who is the lizard guy collapsed on the ground here ?" asks Stain
"Oh that's just spinner. He fainted the second he saw you." says Dabi.
Authors Note
I wanted to say that the scenario that Midoriya was in was based off of the Anime Cowboy Bebop. I also wanted to apologize for not updating in more than a month. I am gonna try to update more often I also plan on showing several more villain Deku scenarios because I really enjoy the concept. Also I wanted to talk about that shrek reference. I believe in the power of textual shitposting.