Listening to music that suits the emotions of your story makes the words flow a lot better. At least for me it does, just a quick tip I'd like to throw out there. :3 I still accept story ideas and ill get to work on the ones who asked for some soon. This might have to be a two chapter epilogue.

Ed held the portal in his arms, sweating slightly because he had to carry it all the way from Double D's garage which took ten minutes for a walking distance. "Just a little more Ed! We're almost in the correct position!" Double D said for the fifth time. Eddy watched as Ed grunted and moved the portal into the gym. The girls were gone somewhere. Alyssa said something about a dentists appointment before Alex tried to run away in fear. It took both Alice and Alyssa to drag her out of the house and into town. "Okay! According to my calculations the portal will be just fine there as long as you-" BAM! Ed immediately dropped the portal on the gymnasium floor. "...put it down carefully."

"ED! GET THIS THING OFF ME!" Yelled Eddy as he was being crushed by the heavy metal mechanism. "I CAN'T BREATHE!" Ed took it off Eddy and he gasped for breath. At that moment, Kevin and Rolf came into the gym talking.

"Ha ha ha ha ha! Did little Skipper get stuck under that big fake time machine?" Kevin taunted. Rolf laughed. Eddy colored slightly and was about to tell them off when Double D interrupted.

"It is not a time machine Kevin. It is an interdimensional portal that will revolutionize the-"

"Yeah yeah, we've all heard your big fancy words before Double dweeb." Kevin walked up to the portal and took a remote from the side table. He laughed and played with the buttons. "What is this supposed to be made of? Cardboard and glue?" He pressed the power button and the portal sparked to life.

"Stop! You don't know what you're doing!" Double D shouted. He tried to take the remote away but Kevin shoved him onto the ground. Rolf pressed one last button and then he and Kevin disappeared with a quick flash. The Eds stared at the charred spot on the gym floor. "This is horrible! Now those two are out messing with different dimensions... and my project!" Double D panicked, pulling at his ski cap.

"Calm down Sockhead. It's a relief isn't it? No more shovel chin or Rolf!" Eddy said happily.

"You don't understand Eddy, those two could mess up with a lot of things if not brought back! We could be wiped from existance!"

"Okay, fine... we'll go after them."

"Thankfully I built a spare just in case anything like this happened." He pulled a smaller one out of his pocket. "We should be able to track those two down with this."

"Can we go to the land of gravy men Double D?" Asked Ed, giddy like a kid on christmas morning.

"I'm sorry Ed. Maybe later. Now, I just need to leave a note for the girls..." Double D scribbled down a quick note and placed it on the portal. "And let's go!" Double D pressed a button and there was a large flash. After a few seconds, the light faded and the boys looked around to find them somewhere that was not the school gym. Or the cul-de-sac. The entire world was... fancy. It was like they were reliving the entire renaissance period... but the newspaper read today's date. Tall buildings and mansions took over the entire street. People dressed in fancy attire walked down the streets in their powdered wigs and overly detailed clothing. "Oh my... this is amazing!"

"Eh... Double D? Where are we?" Asked Eddy.

"Oooh! Poodles!" Ed grabbed one and stroked it ferociously almost flattening it to his arm. Its owner shrieked and began to beat him with her purse.

"We seem to be in a universe where the time of the renaissance had never actually ended..." He said, reading the description on the remote. "Oh, Kevin and Rolf are on the move again." Double D pressed a button and the Eds teleported off.

The girls

"Grrrr... damn it that hurt you know!" Alex whined, holding her cheek as the girls walked into the gymnasium.

"Sorry. But maybe this should teach you to stop eating so much junk food and never brushing!" Alyssa countered. They reached the portal but found the boys gone.

"The guys went after Kevin and Rolf." Alice said.

"How'd you know that?" Alex asked. Alice held up a note and read it out loud.

Girls,

Sorry that we couldn't be here at the very moment, but Kevin and Rolf had made off with a vital piece of my presentation. The remote to the dimensional portal. I used a spare to go after them with Eddy and Ed and we should be back before the presentations. But if we aren't, please come after us and help with our search. There is one last remote I kept in the bottom compartment of the portal. And Alyssa, please try to not overreact when you read this.

Sincerely, Eddward

"Not overreact? HOW CAN I NOT OVERREACT?" Alyssa screamed. Alex took out the extra portal remote and looked at the clock. It read 3:30 PM.

"What time is the presentation?"

"About six. People have yet to get their things ready." Alyssa said.

"Did Double D tell you all this?"

"Yep. Even showed me how to work the remote at his place yesterday." Alice and Alex gave her a sly look. "...what?"

"You were at his place..." Alex said.

"by yourselves..." They both began to giggle. It took a second to actually know what they were implying.

"...Aw no! We didn't do anything like that! You guys are sick." Alice and Alex burst into laughter.

With the guys

The Eds found themselves nearly waist deep in garbage on a filthy street corner. There were fast food signs everywhere. "So what kind of screwed up dimension are we in now?" Asked Eddy.

"Please Eddy, don't use that kind of language. We are in the cul-de-sac, same time, same year, but... everyone seems to be lacking in intelligence."

"Basically the world is full of people like Ed."

"No... it seems that they are even less intelligent than Ed."

"Is that even possible?" A drunken guy bumped into them.

"Duuuuh... gauuh youz... gimmeh mowa beea..." He said drunkenly. Ed laughed and the drunk guy passed out. Double D blinked slightly, trying to get over the wonderous fact that right now he was the smartest person in the world. An old woman tried to lick Eddy like a dog.

"Okay, I've had enough of this." Eddy said, then pressed the button.

Kevin and Rolf

"Where are we now Rolf? Please tell me its some sort of world with air sickness pills... I'm gonna heave..." Kevin barfed in the nearest bush.

"Rolf is in the land of his ancestors..." Rolf said happily, then hugged a giant sausage the size of a cow. The entire world was made out of meat. The people, animals, buildings, even the ground. Rolf ate off a big chunk of tree meat and chewed happily. Kevin threw up in a bush made of turkey breast. People were made of bacon and Rolf attacked the bacon children and they all screamed in terror.

The girls

"C'mon Alyssa! Let's go looking for them now." Alice said.

"But it's barely even four." She said, looking at the screen of her ipod.

"Still, we could explore some."

"I say we go!" Alex exclaimed, then pressed a random button on the remote.

"No! Alex!" Cried out her brunette friend. A flash came and for a moment blinded them all. Alice blinked a few times and looked around. It was freezing and they were next to a highway. Behind them were a bunch of thin looking pine trees.

"Uggh..." Alex groaned. Alice faced her and screamed loudly, alerting some nearby animals to flee. "What the *beep* was that for?" Alex asked irratably, picking at the inside of her ear with a pinky. Then she saw Alice's appearance. It was all thin and she looked like a cut out figure. Alyssa got up from the snow and she looked the same way. Alex looked down at her hands to see she was like a cheap paper cut out character as well. "WHAT THE F- *BEEP*"

"...Was that a censor?" Asked Alyssa. All three of them stared at nothing for a second.

"I can't believe you Cartman! You jammed my mom's spinach rolls up your ass and spit them out!" Yelled a little kid.

"Well, its not like they tasted any different than my ass." Replied an obnoxious sounding voice. Alex looked like she was about to giggle uncontrollably. They looked around and across the street were Kyle, Stan, Kenny, and Eric Cartman.

"Hey, there's always something I've wanted to do." Alex whispered, then she picked up a rock. She whistled loudly and threw the rock. It hit Kenny and he fell into the street, then got run over by a passing truck.

"KENNY!" Screamed Stan. Alex laughed cruelly. Alyssa and Alice watched with raised eyebrows. Kenny got up and gave a thumbs up. "Hey! Kenny's still alive!" Then the bus came and crushed him completely. The rats swarmed and began to eat his dead and bloody body. Cartman burst out laughing. "You just killed Kenny!"

"You bastard!" Kyle shouted. Alex snickered.

"Moron..." Alyssa said as she pressed the button. Alice waved goodbye just as Stan and Kyle were coming over.

"Who the hell were those girls?" Asked Stan.

"Forget about it. Hey the bus is here!" The boys walked over the remains of Kenny and went into the bus.

With the Eds

There were flashing lights everywhere and it was like an enormus room. Almost like they were in Vegas or something. "Oooooh~ So pretty~" Ed said, his eyes glittering in the multicolored neon lights.

"So are we somewhere in New York or something? Is there lots of money at least?" Eddy said, looking around. Double D tapped the remote and checked the screen.

"Oh no." He said, reading the universe's description.

"What?" Something dropped loudly and then the sound of something large was being pulled. It released and the Eds looked near the front of the room to find... a giant metal ball coming right at them. They split up, ed ran into a lit up little hut, Eddy went behind a large flashy umbrella thingy. Double D ran for his life, the large metal ball coming after him. A big flipper hit the ball. Double D clinged onto the flipper fearfully and pressed the button just as the ball was about to crush him.

Sorry people, this really will have to be a 2 part. Lots of love and hugs!~ :D