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Disclaimer: Every year, when I receive my birthday cake, and I'm blowing out the candles, I wish that I owned Inuyasha...
Darnit, I'm running out of ideas. I'm not going to have to resort to fart jokes, am I?
"Hah!"
*Shove*
"Itai! You suck, Inuyasha!" Sesshomaru bellowed from the muddy hole he was pushed into. His hair was completely ruined! It was in tats, with clumps of mud holding said tats together. And it was all Inuyasha's fault! Oh, he was going to pay!
...Aaaaaas soon as Sesshomaru could find a way out of this hole.
It was certainly a very deep hole, with not many ways of climbing out. He supposed that maybe he could try and fly out of the hole, so he tried that. He concentrated with all his might on his will to fly, and... nothing. Looked like he hadn't quite mastered it yet.
He wanted to sit while he thought of other means of escape, but there was no way in hell that he was going to put his silk-clad butt down in that sloppy mud. No way at all.
He tried to think of other ways to get out, and finding none, he resorted to a tactic very much below him.
"Inuyasha! I'm sorry for all the mean things I've done! Please get me out of this whole!" Sesshomaru dramatically claimed.
Inuyasha peered down at his older and very muddy brother with sly eyes. "...No way."
Sesshomaru sighed. "Please? I'll be your footstool for a week?"
Inuyasha practically spat in his face. "Pssh! Yeah right! Bon Voyage, mud-face."
And Inuyasha started to walk away from a screaming Sesshomaru, laughing like there was no tomorrow.
*Cue SpongeBob Narrator Guy saying 'Several Hours Later'*
Sesshomaru sat in his muddy hole, no longer caring if his silky kimono got dirty, seeing as the rest of him already was.
"Inuyasha?" He called. "King Dad? Izayoi? Mother?" No response. "Anyooooooone?"
Meanwhile, everyone else was inside, enjoying an exceptionally delicious dinner.
"Wow, it's so quiet tonight! Where's the screaming? Where's the raw meat flying across the table? Why, this is certainly the nicest dinner I've ever endured!" Kirimi laughed, Izayoi and Touga joining in.
"I wonder where Sesshomaru is..."
"Anyoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooone?"