Disclaimer: I do not own anyone or anything... Except I am currently trying to buy Raven's Rain...
Khsen: Yeah I know; that happened to me before... And I told "Axel" what you said, he says "okay".
Raven's Rain: Love ya too... And yeah it was...Man I wish I was there that day...
xxSassyActressxx: Haha... It's okay I really wasn't all THAT upset, more of for the fact that the hits are going down... Anyways, "Tifa" DID get her snowman back in the end although she doesn't bring him to school anymore. And Axel, well he is always picked on by SOMEONE so yeah... Although that was pretty bad...
And so, this is probably the last chapter until Friday... Depends if there is anything interesting tomorrow for math...
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Chapter 9: Axel... What a weirdo.
The class entered the room. Axel was still avoiding Larxene. When Naminé sat down she noticed a line of paper candy canes that were hanging above Pfa desk.
"How the hell are there still candy canes around?" She asked incredulously... Haha big word...
"Ha!" Demyx shouted when he spotted them.
Pfa glared at the two.
"Do you speak french at home?" Selphie asked innocently.
"Yes and Italian. Here, I learn English." Pfa replied.
"What a loser." Selphie muttered.
"Okay, I'm going to write on the blackboard. I need to have the report cards done soon." Pfa said.
"Me and Tifa are going skiing this weekend." Naminé announced. "Well actually, I'm skiing. Tifa's snowboarding and flirting with Zack." She added quickly while glancing at Tifa who was busy checking out Cloud.
"Who's Zack?" Larxene asked while glaring intently at Axel.
"The hottest guy on earth." Naminé replied.
Demyx suddenly got an idea.
"He's your cousin!" He shouted in "disbelief".
"He is not." Naminé argued. Demyx had brought up this argument many times before and although he knew that Zack wasn't related to Naminé, her reaction was funny.
"Hey there are books in the desk." Selphie shouted while digging around in her desk.
Naminé grabbed one and read the cover. "'You wouldn't want to be a pyramid builder.'"
Pfa stopped his lecturing and glared at her. When she saw him staring he narrowed his eyes "intimidatingly"... Or tried to...
Demyx was watching all of this and when he saw Pfa face, he began to laugh. Pfa turned his glare onto Demyx and glared some more.
He talked louder and louder while Demyx laughed louder and louder. It was like a battle. In the end, Pfa gave up and threatened to write Demyx's name on the board.
"I really wish that they would take those candy canes down." Naminé remarked while eyeing the candy canes suspiciously.
"Pfa!" Demyx held his hand up.
"Yes?"
"Naminé has a wish!"
Pfa glared (for the gazillionth time that day). "Okay, I will send you to the office."
"What?! But what about the three checks?!" Demyx protested.
"That method was abandoned years ago." Naminé stated miserably while trying to imagine the candy canes rotting in hell.
"This is B. O. R. I. N. G. Boring." Larxene shouted.
"Okay lets go." Guess.
"Doo dee loo." Tifa randomly sang.
"We're going." Naminé mockingly scolded Tifa.
"It's not your image. It's your reflection." Tifa quoted something that Pfa had said long ago.
"I like reflections." Naminé said with a smile.
"My mommy said I'm smart." Selphie told Cloud.
"Your mommy's wrong." Cloud said. Gasp Did Cloud actually speak??
"My mommy said I could hurt people." Selphie narrowed her eyes threateningly.
"Sure." Cloud rolled his eyes. Wow, is this Cloud we're talking about here?
"My mommy said I could kill you." Selphie growled and took on an evil look.
"Did your mommy tell you that killing people will kill you?" Cloud said menacingly. Woah!
Selphie shrieked loudly.
"People are making funny noises." Naminé said in a squeaky voice while going into fetal position on her chair.
"Naminé looks like a pregnant cow." Larxene laughed.
"Ha. I'm a pregnant cow." Naminé laughed. Did she get it?
"Cloud is a pregnant horse." Selphie joined in.
"That makes me sad." Cloud pouted. Okay, now this is just too much.
"But horses are pretty." Larxene said. Oh yeah, did I mention that she loved horses?
"Axel, do you ski? You should come skiing with us." Naminé suggested while Larxene and Selphie argued over horses.
"So everyone is invited but me?" Demyx asked while pretending to be hurt.
"You don't like skiing." Naminé reasoned.
"Sure." Demyx scoffed.
"Sorry."
"Shut up." Demyx growled. Then for effect he added, "Bitch."
"Sorry sorry sorry," Naminé repeated over and over again. Did she know what shut up meant?
"Beeeeeeep." Axel randomly shouted.
"People with retainers lie." Larxene said angrily.
"That wasn't lying." Axel objected.
"Larxene be quiet." Pfa scolded her.
"But Axel is bothering me and I can't concentrate." Larxene lied.
"Axel, let Larxene concentrate." Pfa lectured. "Thank you."
"What?" Axel demanded.
While Axel argued with Larxene and Pfa, Naminé turned to Demyx. "Can you help me?"
Demyx was too busy writing that he didn't notice Naminé.
Naminé sighed and walked over to Tifa.
Pfa saw her and glared. "Naminé..." He warned.
"Can she help me?" Naminé demanded.
Pfa just glared. Again.
"Axel, I wanna rape your sister." Larxene said.
"WHAT?!"
"I could use the handcuffs on my bed..." She mused.
"You have handcuffs on your bed?" Selphie stared.
Axel just laughed nervously and backed away.
"Cloud, sing the song. 'Follow the Drinking Gourd'." Larxene ordered the blond.
Axel started to sing instead. "Follow the drinking gourd."
"Ew." Selphie narrowed her eyes.
"You would fail singing." Larxene commented.
"NO." Axel said forcefully.
"You can be the girl in the cow suit. Singing, "I like my udders." Larxene sang and danced.
Pfa glared at her. Man, he has to stop doing that.
"Axel, you would have a 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 percent chance of getting into a choir." Larxene laughed.
"I'm not listening." Axel sang while putting his hands over his ears.
Naminé walked by him.
"Walk." Axel ordered.
Naminé started to hop on one foot.
"I said walk. Not jump." Axel said.
"It's hard to walk on one foot." Naminé protested.
"I never said to walk on one foot..."
Larxene grabbed Axel's pencil case and pulled out a little plastic ladybug. Her and Axel started to play tug of war with it while Naminé walked to her desk. On two feet.
Larxene let go of the bug and it fell to the ground. Axel dropped down on all fours and crawled across the ground. He grabbed it then inspected it. "You tore off a leg."
Larxene rolled her eyes then grabbed a care bears valentines card from Axel's pencil case. "I'm gonna eat it."
"NO! Anything but that!" Axel jumped to his feet.
Larxene ignored him and held it to her mouth.
"It will give you birth defects." Axel said trying to persuade Larxene not to eat the card.
"Jokes are about sex." Cloud observed.
"Not all jokes." Larxene replied as Axel finally grabbed his card.
"My jokes aren't all about sex." Selphie replied.
"But they have sexual innuendo." Cloud said.
Larxene began to hit Axel repeatedly.
"Hey..." Tifa observed. "Every time he gets hit, his hair grows."
"True." Demyx leaned forward to watch.
Larxene hit him over and over again using her fists, a textbook and a pencil case. Tifa joined in just for the fun and Demyx watched Axel's hair grow. Larxene suddenly pushed Axel onto the ground.
"You're supposed to be my father but you're an alcoholic, a drug dealer and you abuse women.." Tifa accused. What?!
"What did you do now?" Naminé decided to join in.
"He's your father?" Larxene gasped dramatically.
"... And you raped me!" Tifa added.
"INCEST!!" Naminé shouted.
Axel had backed away until he was sitting in a chair alone at the back of the class.
Larxene took his stuff. "When you are ready to take me seriously I'll return these."
Demyx stared at Axel. "Why are you sitting there?"
"He's confused." Tifa answered.
A few minutes later Larxene walked up to Axel. "Are you ready to take me seriously?" She asked.
"Yes." Axel sighed.
Larxene held out his stuff. When his books were just inches away from his hands, she suddenly pulled them back and said, "Maybe next time." She started to walk away.
"But I'm ready!" Axel pleaded.
"Axel come back to us." Demyx called.
"I'm gonna have a stroke. I can feel my blood pumping through my veins." Axel said dramatically.
"It's time for plan X." Tifa announced.
"Axel, you've brought this upon yourself." Demyx added.
Axel just sighed. "What now?"
Demyx laughed at his response.
Tifa got bored and decided to flirt with Cloud. She threw a pen on the floor next to him. "Can you get it for me?" She asked innocently.
Cloud smirked and stood up. "I'll just get on my hands and knees and bend over slowly." HE said sticking his ass in the air for Tifa to see.
Naminé got nervous and was worried that Tifa and her soon-to-be-bf would do something embarrassing. "Well, would you look at that. Class is over."
Everyone left and got ready for the next CLASS OF 215.
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Okay that was interesting. Axel really is a wuss eh? But I suppose he's used to the pain... Anyways, please review!
Tell me who your favorite character is and if you have a message for anyone in the class of 215 tell me and I'll tell them.