Hey, I'm back…obviously!
KIMS POV
It's been a week since the talent show, so that means tomorrow is the day I sing for Katy Perry! The song I'm going to sing is gonna leave Jack speechless. Jack. He keeps trying to talk to me but, I shun him. Oh yeah, girl power! He is now currently dating Donna Tobin. Come on, it's only been a week! I guess I really wasn't that important…
(THE NEXT DAY KIMS POV)
I'm so NERVOUS! I mean, Katy Perry, for crying aloud!
(applauding)
She must be here! Oh my carrots! I'm soooo excited!
"Hi, you must be Kim Crawford!" Katy said.
"Oh my! Do you know who you are? You're you!" Smooth!
"Ummmmm…"
"I mean… nice to meet you!"
"What song are you singing for me tonight?"
"Actually, I want it to be a surprise! I'm actually singing it about a cheater." I said.
"Oh well, see you there!"
"Bye!"
"Bye!" she replied while she was walking away.
"Come on, Kimberly, its show time. The auditorium is already full!" said the announcer.
"Ok, I can do this!" I mumbled to myself.
"Ok, here is awesome, Kim Crawford!" the announcer said.
(Applauding)
"Ok, I'm gonna sing a song I wrote for a certain someone." I said to the crowd.
Right now he's probably slow dancing Right now, he's probably up behind her I dug my key into the side Right now, she's probably up singing some Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars That I dug my key into the side I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl 'Cause I dug my key into the side
With a bleached-blond tramp
And she's probably getting frisky
Right now, he's probably buying
Her some fruity little drink
'Cause she can't shoot whiskey
With a pool stick
Showing her how to shoot a combo
And he don't know
Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seat
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
White-trash version of Shania karaoke
Right now, she's probably saying, "I'm drunk"
And he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky
Worth of that bathroom Polo
Oh and he don't know
Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seat
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
'Cause the next time that he cheats
Oh, you know it won't be on me!
No, not on me
Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seat
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Oh, maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Oh, before he cheats
Oh
(Applauding)
"Thank you!" I said while walking off the stage.
"Kim, please listen to me!" yelled Jack.
"Fine you have 5 minutes, 4:59, 4:58, 4:57…"
"Ok, my mom thinks me and Donna love each other so she forced us into dating or she wouldn't send me to camp this summer!"
"Wow, I'm not more important than a stupid camp!"
"No, I-"
"Save it!" I said while running back up on stage.
"Hey everybody! I'm not done; I have one more song to do! Can I have all the people from the dance club up here?" I said into the crowd. The dance club came up on stage and I told them my idea. This is gonna be good.
Days like this I want to drive away
Pack my bags and watch your shadow fade
You chewed me up and spit me out
Like I was poison in your mouth
You took my light, you drained me down
That was then and this is now
Now look at me
this is the part of me that you're never gonna ever take away from me, no
This is the part of me that you're never gonna ever take away from me, no
Throw your sticks and stones
Throw your bombs and your blows
But you're not gonna break my soul
This is the part of me that you're never gonna ever take away from me, no
I just Wanna throw my phone away
Find out who is really there for me
You ripped me off, your love was cheap
Was always tearing at the seams
I fell deep and you let me drown
But that was then and this is now
Now look at me
This is the part of me that you're never gonna ever take away from me, no
This is the part of me that you're never gonna ever take away from me, no
Throw your sticks and stones
Throw your bombs and your blows
But you're not gonna break my soul
This is the part of me that you're never gonna ever take away from me, no
Now look at me, I'm sparkling a firework, a dancing flame
You won't ever put me out again I'm glowing, oh whoa oh
So you can keep the diamond ring I never liked them anyway
In fact you can keep everything Yeah, yeah
Except for me
We are all dancing when all the dancers come in front of me and one of the hands me clothes. I quickly change and jump in the front.
This is the part of me that you're never gonna ever take away from me, no
This is the part of me that you're never gonna ever take away from me, no (away from me)
Throw your sticks and stones
Throw your bombs and your blows
But you're not gonna break my soul
This is the part of me that you're never gonna ever take away from me, no
This is the part of me, no, (away from me)
This is the part of me, me, me, me, me, me, no
Throw your sticks and stones
Throw your bombs and your blows
But you're not gonna break my soul
This is the part of me that you're never gonna ever take away from me, no
"Thank you and good night!" I yell to the crowd. I look over at Jack and he sends me a look that says we need to talk!
I smirk, ah yes, revenge is sweet!
I hope this satisfied your wants.