Bookworm: Argghhh! I hate Naruto fillers!
Sasori: And you're ranting why...?
Bookworm: '_' Eh?
Sasori: Do you're readers actually like hearing you rant?
Bookworm: -_- ...I don't care...
Baka Neko
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One Week Later
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"FRIDAY BIZNICHES!" Stephanie shouted as she threw herself onto Becka, knocking them both to the ground. Becka sighed, having her wrists pinned above her head. "Stephanie, if you don't let me up, the part pizza's gonna burn."
The red head settled on her abdomenom, raising a curious brow. "This is a rather crude position." Blood squirted from Romeo's nose as he walked in on them, flying right back out. "Great, you gave Romeo an aneurysm." She muttered.
Stephanie helped her up. "So when are Vicki and the others coming over?" She asked, as they entered the kitchen.
The floor was an ugly blueish tint. She had asked Becka what happened and a monsterous aura engulfed her, making it rather hard to breath.
So she didn't ask again.
"Soon." She hummed, checking on the pizza.
"Trisha and Kelsey are here!" They heard Mathew shout from the livingroom, followed by the opening of the door.
In entered low and behold Trisha, followed by her older sister Kelsey. She had long blonde hair which curled at the tips and bright blue eyes. She groaned as she entered. "I can't believe you actually got cats..." She sniffled, her allergies kicking in. "Make sure Trisha takes her medication before she goes to be okay?"
Becka frowned. "Don't tell me you're just here to drop her off..."
She sneezed. "Yeah, with my allergies going off, no."
"HEY BARBIE!" Kelsey glanced, seeing a ball of black fluff come hurling her way. And like in the Matrix, she leaned backwards, letting the kitten hit the wall and plummet to the ground.
Trisha gasped on horror and raced to Tobi's side. "You monster!" She cried, holding the paralized kit close.
Becka smacked Stephanie aside the head. "OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!"
She whacked her again. "You're annoying."
"Yeah, I'm *Achoo* gone." The blonde sneezed, before leaving.
"Well that sucked..." Mathew said shrugging. "More pizza for me then."
Stephanie nodded, the sudden bump on her head magically gone. "Yeah!"
"So where do I put my stuff...?" Trisha asked shyly, her adorableness doubling as she glanced to the ground and back at her.
"You can just toss your things on the couch." Mathew said, grabbing her by the wrist and dragging her into the livingroom. "We're playing Mortal Kombat." He called, knowing there'd be no objections.
"I think they're rather cute together." Stephanie sighed, almost longingly. "I gotta find a man before these birthing hips whither up like an old lady's vagina."
Becka snorted in laughter. "I think Mat and Trish are more sibling material than dating...besides, Trisha doesn't know a thing about relationships. She'd be a small boat in a raging sea."
"So poetic of you!" The red head cheered, making a tick appear. "My little Becka's going places!"
Her response was another swift smack to the head.
"OW! This is domesticated abuse damnit!" She shouted, holding her head.
"I'm gonna go watch Mathew get his ass kicked by Trisha," Becka said, waving the looney red head's protest off. "you comin'?"
After a moment of glaring, she pouted in defeat. "Sure..."
Both settled on the couch, snickering as Trisha crushed Mathew in a one against one battle. "I've got you now!" The teen shouted, his fingers moving at an inhuman speed as he punched the buttons to the controller.
Trisha swished the lollipop in her mouth (Da hell did that come from?!), her character leaping in mid air, doing a triple combo. A burst of chi exploded from her fists as she fired, consuming Mathew's character whole. He dropped to the ground, wavering.
A voice spoke. "Finish him."
"No! no! no! no! no! NO!" Mathew cried as she rushed him, sending him flying into the wall. "K.O!"
"DAMNIT! NOT AGAIN! LETS GO AGAIN!"
Trisha nodded eagerly, making Stephanie snicker. "You like bruising his ego don't you?"
She shook her head comically, blushing. "No no no, I just like playing and-"
"-brusing his ego." Becka finished for her, smiling as fume started to blow out her ears. "Aww..." She pouted, head slumping over in defeat.
"She's quite the shy one...isn't she?" Itachi meowed, cleaning a paw. He'd hate to think how she'd react around new people.
Like murderers for example.
"Reminds me of a Hyuuga I ran into a few years back..." He murmured, shaking his head. 'How could a clan heir get so shy?'
"That pizza I smell?" Came a voice as the door opened, revealing it to be Vicki. "There better be sausage..." She growled, tossing her army bag on the ground as she hopped over, landing between Becka and Stephanie. Stephanie patted her on the back. "Of course! After all, Becka likes the meat combination."
"What's that suppose to mean." She asked with narrowed eyes.
The red head sweated as she laughed. "Nothing Vicki...is that pizza I smell burning?" Becka sniffed the air, then leaped to her feet. "Crap crap crap crap!"
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"So what exactly happened in here?" Vicki commented, eyeing the hideous floor and the lack of fish tank. Becka twitched, then smiled. "Oh nothing." She said, dropping the pan on the oven with a clatter, making every animal in the room flinch.
Vicki nodded in understanding. "Uh-huh, so that's what happened."
"So what type of movie will we be watching?" Mathew asked, chomping greedily into his cheesie pizza.
"Hmm...how about a zombie one?" Vicki said with a sadistic glint in her eyes. "Action, horror, and tragic all in one..."
Kisame winked slyly at Zetsu, before skipping off, making the split colored kitten mutter. "Twit."
"Uh...no...what about an action?" Mathew beamed, images of the ever so god-like actor Bruce Willis dodging bombs and shooting...
Vicki snorted. "That's fucking stupid.
"I'd like a comedy myself..." Stephanie muttered.
Both turned to her and sneered. "Comedy my ass! Action!"
"Zombies." Vicki snarled.
All three turned to Trisha.
She sweated.
They got ridiculously aggressive whenever it came time for picking out movies.
"Well?" They pressed, making her sweat even further.
"I got it!" All heads went to Becka. "I know a movie that'll test our strength!" The camera angle incircled her as she appeared on a cliff, sea raging below. "A genre that'll make the toughest of men crack!" She clenched a fist and punched into the air. "A chick flick!"
Everyone's neck bent to one side. "EHHHH...?!"
...
"Hachi? What type of chickflick is this?" Mathew exclaimed loudly, reading the back of DVD case. "And why haven't I seen it yet?"
"There are a lot of movies you don't about." Becka responded stiffly, crossing her legs criss cross.
Mathew wriggled his eyebrows at her in suggestion. "What type of movies~?"
She threw a pillow at his face.
"I don't know how a movie about a dog is so sad..." Stephanie muttered, having the votes been against HER choice.
"Marley and Me." Was all needed to be said as he popped the movie into the dvd player. Taking a seat on one of the love seats, everyone watched as the movie began.
...Later...
"AHAHAHA! Blondie's crying!" Hidan shouted.
"Shut it baka, you are too, un!" He snapped back, wiping a teary eye with a paw.
"Am not!"
"WAAAHHHHH!" Tobi sobbed, using Zetsu as a comforter as he wept into his shoulder. "Poor Hachi!"
*Sniff* "That was beautiful..." Kisame anime cried, earning a 'are you serious' look from Kakuzu. The miser couldn't believe that something as stupid as this got murders and killers all teary eyed. 'If our enemies were to see us, we'd be a laughing stock.'
The only one besides him who wasn't crying was Sasori (Who had fallen asleep in Vicki's lap), Pein (He was playing Mr. Tough guy, trying to impress Konan maybe), and Itachi (Who seemed to be missing...hmm).
"That was stupid." Vicki said deadpinned.
"No it wasn't!" Stephanie cried, hugging herself. "It was so heart breaking to see how loyal that dog had been. Even though his owner had died, he kept coming back, hoping to see his owner one last time..."
Trisha, who had been crying the most, scrubbed her face with her sleeve. "He knew his m-master was gone b-but he still..." She broke off, shaking her head.
"It's all fake though." The green haired adult said with a scoff.
"Well sorry we're not total badasses!" Mathew cried, holding his face in anguish.
Becka made a 'tat' noise. "Actually it's based on a true story." Her eyes were a little puffy, but not as much as everyone else in the room, who had promply bawled their eyes out.
"Well, that's enough fun for me." Vicki said, stretching as she stood. "I'm gonna go crash in the tub, got any blankets?"
Becka nodded. "Yeah, let me get some." And then the two left.
Several minutes later of chatting, Becka came on out. "So what next?" It wasn't a surprise Vicki had gone to bed early. Unlike Becka, Vicki worked today, and lord knows how pushy the photographer got on Friday...
"Comedy!"
"Action!"
Mathew and Stephanie snapped to glare at each other.
"Comedy!"
"Action!"
They butted heads, fire spiraling around them as the livingroom seemed to disappeared.
"Who'd want to want a bunch of people blow shit up?!" The red head demanded.
"Someone with actual taste!" Mathew fired back. "Bruce Willis is a fucking god! Not some stupid ass redneck like Larry the Cable Guy (Forgive me fans, it had to be done! TT^TT)!"
Stephanie gasped. "Take THAT back you delinquent!"
"Make me Tomato face!"
"Shit head!"
"At least MY hair is real!"
"Mine is too!"
"Dyed hair is sooo fucking fake!"
"Why I outta-!"
"Why not just watch an action comedy...?" Trisha suggested softly, flinching as their piercing gazes shot to hers. "Like From Paris with Love...?"
"Or Mrs. and Mr. Smith." Becka commented, tapping her chin. "Either that or we watch another chickflick..."
Both sat down in a huff. "Fine." They muttered, not really in the mood to cry like whimps again.
...
After the movie(s), it was time to sleep.
"Dodge!" Mathew shouted as yet another pillow was chucked through the air, smacking Trisha on the face dead on.
Stephanie tackled into the brunette, hugging her. "Noooo! She was so young! OH THE CRUELTY!" She cried, having a pillow slammed into her.
By Becka truly.
"If you wake up Vicki it'll be the death of us!" She hissed, snatching Mathew by the collar and proceeding to drag him out, despite his protests. "It's bed time, you guys find a place to sleep." And with that, they were gone.
Stephanie clonked out on the kitchen counter and Trisha took the couch.
Everyone slept peacefully, unaware that in the morning, they'd have unexpected company...
Cliffhanger anyone? :p