REALLY SORRY THIS IS LATE! I hope this is good enough for you guys, so Amanda and Loki's honeymoon is over, but not having something special happen with them, in other words, Loki may have gotten his wish!

warning: smut, language

disclaimer: Only own OC and plot!

Chapter 10: Sexy antics, hilarious arguments and shocking surprises

The last day of our honeymoon, I was sad that it was coming to an end, but at least we would have the memories that were made here, from Pepper giving birth to twins to me doing a little food play with Loki the night before, and today was our last day of our vacation before we would go back to Asgard and resume with ruling Asgard with Thor and Jane. I got up to shower and as I was doing that, I felt someone behind me, pressing me firm against their chest. The same person bent down to my ear and pressed a little butterfly kiss on my ear. "Hello, darling." Loki said in greeting. I smiled, leaning against him as I felt his arms around me, swaying both of us side to side as the water was running down our skin. "Hey, so what do you want to do for our last day in Hawaii before we go back to Asgard?" I asked as he kissed my hair. "How about the beach before we come back here, and have ourselves a 'lovemaking-session' before we leave?" he asked wickedly, pressing his 'anaconda' against my butt. "Sounds perfect." I said before doing the rest of my shower and leaving to get a swimsuit on, while Loki had the baby-blue swim trunks on with the duck on the front. We went to the beach there, not without people saying 'aloha' to us before getting there. I had just gotten everything set up when Loki swept me off my feet and into his arms before going into the ocean, with a whole bunch of people looking on in amusement. "Way to be subtle, honey!" I said before playfully smacking him on the chest. He just shrugged before kissing me in the water, having some cheers ring up our way. I pulled away, burying my face into the side of his neck as I laughed at this latest event. "Don't we make a lovely, beautiful couple, dear?" he asked with a smile and quirked eyebrow. "I think so if we get this much attention from everyone around us." I said still laughing. After a while we had started leaving the ocean for where I set up our spot, wanting to relax from being in the water, but not before putting some sunblock on each other to keep the sunburn from burning us. We were lying on the towel, me smoothing my hands up and down his stomach while he was nuzzling my forehead with his lips. "I wish we could stay here, but Thor and Jane probably need us 0back on Asgard by now." I groan out, not wanting to leave tomorrow, but we had a duty to fulfill as rulers of Asgard. "I know, but we could always come back to relax from our duties." He assured me, playing with my hair. I nodded knowing that this was pretty much true. I decided to be a bit sneaky and slip a hand underneath his swim trunks without anyone looking and started stroking scratching and squeezing his orbs, drawing out a groan as he tried to keep his composure whilst on the beach. "Wife, you are treading on rare waters…." He said trying to get me to stop, but I kept going anyway, wanting to tease him. He was biting his bottom lip, trying to keep from moaning out, unless he wanted to attract a crowd and have both of us arrested. He came, spurting out his seed onto my hand, face red and flushed, and just looked at me with an animalistic look upon his face, looking like he wanted to ravage me on that beach, no matter who was watching! "You will pay for that, wife, you will pay….." he growled out showing off his teeth. I just smirked at him, daring him to do just that, feeling some of his mischief roll onto me, causing all sorts of crazy ideas to cook up in my head.

We were swimming in the ocean again when I noticed that I felt something on my toes, thinking it was just a little fish trying to play with me. I felt the sensation on my toes again and the next thing I knew, Loki popped out of the water, with a mischievous grin on his face. "Why did you grab at my toes?" I asked confused. One hand came out of the water, holding the underwear part of another bikini that I had in my suitcase, I realized that I was naked, despite having my top still on me. "Loki! Give me that back!" I screamed while he was backing away from me. "That was for doing that hand job on me despite me telling you no!" he yelled out backing further away from me. I remained there, not wanting to swim towards him for fear that some of the people might have a good look at my ass, unless they were underwater. "Honey I was trying to have fun with you!" I yelled, seeing him with the bikini bottom, putting it between his teeth. I sat there annoyed for a few more minutes until he swam up to me, handing me the underwear in his hand, which I took from him and put back on me. "I know you were, but I don't want both of us to get into trouble." He said. I looked at him with a confused stare. "Did you forget what you're the god of, exactly?" I asked pulling him to me. "No, but even I have to hold back, unlike a few people we might know." He said holding me in his arms. Eventually we were back in our hotel suite, wondering what to do next, though I somehow knew in my mind what would wind up happening, it was a matter of how we were going to do the 'lovemaking session' he told me while we were showering.


I was walking around the suite, looking for Loki, but he was nowhere to be found. "Loki, where are you, come out wherever you are…" I asked looking in the bedroom for him, but not finding him, but as I turned around, I saw what looked like a black panther with piercing green eyes, stalking me like I was the prey. "Nice kitty, good kitty….." I said putting my hands up in a defensive gesture while backing up towards the bed. As I kept backing up towards the bed, the panther moved in a graceful, fluid way, like Loki did, and I ended up falling on the bed after my knees hit the mattress, and the panther climbed on top of me, and settled itself on me, I scrunched my eyes shut and turned my head to the side just as its face was leaning closer to mine, until I felt lips press on my cheek. I popped my eyes open and I saw him from the corner of my eye, grinning with amusement. "You crazy fiend, you cheated!" I exclaimed, laughing as I was hitting him half-heartedly on his shoulder. "I did say 'use necessary tactics', did I?" he asked with mock-surprise. "Yeah, but shape shifting into a panther, really?" I asked trying to contain a grin. "I count this as a win for me, Amanda." He smirked kissing my nose. "Ok, what do you want to do with me now that you won, because last time you had me bent over the kitchen table while you took me from behind." I asked still lying on the bed. He thought for a moment, cocking his head to the side and tapping his chin with his finger in thought, contemplating on what he wanted to do with me. He took my pants and underwear off and started out with kissing my thighs, licking the skin there as he was tickling me while he was doing this. "Are you ticklish here, Mandy?" he asked. "Uhh, no?" I said trying to hold in a laugh. He continued this until a squeal came out of me, and I was squirming about, trying to hold in my laughter. "Ok, I'm ticklish, I'm ticklish!" I shouted laughing. He stopped doing this and spread my legs apart, exposing my feminine core before him. "I can't wait until I find out you're pregnant, Amanda, having our baby grow in your womb….." he mused pressing a soft kiss on my slickened folds before teasing and flicking my pearl. He got further with it, using his shoulders to hold me open while one hand was holding me down and the other had two fingers inside me, and I was squirming like crazy in the bed, biting my bottom lip so hard I think blood was starting to come out of there. I screamed his name when I came furiously, I felt like every ounce of strength was drained out of me, I ended up closing my eyes a little, trying to gather my senses back together. He was chuckling before lying next to me. "King: 2, Queen: 0, do you like the attention that I give to you, my love?" he asked with a smirk. "Kind of, makes me slightly slutty, doesn't it?" I grumbled. "No, it doesn't make you slutty, wife, if you say that again about yourself, I will have to make you see that you aren't by any means necessary." He said grasping me in his arms. Oh, he did alright, I thought I was going to orgasm from his touches, nips, kisses, all that stuff alone before penetrating me, saying some words to me like 'You're mine!', 'You're a wonderful person, I will make you see that you are not a harlot by the time I'm done with you!', all those different things.


Eventually, we both jut snuggled on the bed, with Loki winning the contest of 'seek and ravish' by practically a landslide, except for the time I caught him in the bathroom and ravished him good. I was lying on his arm, while my hands were going up and down his chest, it would be nice to get back to Asgard and see Jane and Thor again, I hoped everything went alright for them without any problems occurring with the 'Asgardian Valentine's day festival' that needed to be taken care of. "I wonder if the festival is going well for them so far, unless it's over." I said mostly to myself but he pulled me closer to him, kissing me with that very sweet, intoxicating mouth of his while smoothing his hand up and down my back. "The festival lasts for many days, so we won't need to worry about missing it, darling." He said kissing my forehead. I put my head on his shoulder, while my hand was feeling the hairs on his chest, which were soft in my opinion and started kissing from there to a point on his neck, where I nipped on it, earning myself a growl from him. "So lovely, I wish I could freeze time and have this moment forever with you, Mandy." He said holding my head to his neck. Another few hours of just sweet kisses and touches and we still needed to find out what we wanted to do, and I suggested we go to a luau and see the hula dancers while eating the food there. As we were sitting at the table, looking all around us and seeing the kids running around, parents talking to each other, a couple fighting over something and grandparents taking pictures. Loki felt somewhat at ease with the environment around him, until he started kissing my nose, trailing towards my lips. "Why can't you kiss like him, Rob, why can't you be all sweet and romantic like that couple over there, huh?!" we heard a lady yell out while the man was trying to defend himself somehow, I looked over and saw a lady pointing at us who maybe was in her mid-forties and the man looked older than she was. "Honey, you know I have erectile dysfunction, and I need to get everything checked on me, and don't get me started with that colonoscopy!" the husband yelled out, and I had to do everything to hold in a laugh. "What is a 'colonoscopy', Amanda?" Loki asked. "I'll tell you later." I said with my hand over my mouth as I was trying not to burst into laughter. "Who the hell cares about your goddamn colonoscopy!? And another thing, I can't remember the last time we had sex for Christ sake!" the woman shouted again with Loki trying not to laugh out loud. "You know the doctor said that I couldn't do 'vigorous activities', sex is classified as a vigorous activity, I could throw my back out!" the man yelled back. I looked and there was a woman there with her husband as he was trying to hold in a laugh, she mouthed out 'I'm so sorry about this!' while I mouthed out 'no biggie!' to her while the kids were asking odd questions. "It's not vigorous if we don't go at it like horny animals!" the lady yelled again. "Ha! And here I thought mother and father were the only ones who would have outrageous arguments not meant for little ones, especially when Heimdall is doing his duty as gatekeeper!" he whisper-yelled while laughing. The hilarious argument continued until we eventually went to our hotel room, ready to go back to Asgard and tell Thor and Jane about the honeymoon. "That was funny, that argument, I'm surprised the dancers didn't notice the argument along with the other people!" I said still laughing. He smiled before changing into his pajamas and flopping on the bed, exhausted from the day, the final day of our honeymoon before we would go back to Asgard.


We were back home the next morning, with horses waiting for us so we would get back to the palace to help Thor and Jane with the festival that was probably still going on by now, I still needed to know whether or not the demented stalker was still in the dungeon unless he had gotten out of the prison and Thor was still looking for him. But as we got further along the main street, going past the tavern, everything was going swimmingly. We looked and saw Fandral talking with Volstagg, they both turned and saw us coming with happy expressions on their faces. "Loki, Amanda! You both have returned from your honeymoon! I hope everything went well for both of you." Fandral said walking alongside Loki. "It did go well, we both had a wonderful time on Midgard, thank you." Loki said looking at him while he kept riding on towards the palace. I looked and saw a few people walking along the streets, including a few girls gossiping about something, a mother holding her son's hand, and even a few men singing boisterous songs, I could make out one about a battle that occurred probably centuries ago. We rode further along, until I saw Jane, who had started to get quite the pregnant stomach on her, overseeing everything in the festival. "Jane!" I called out. She heard me and kind of waddled forward to me after I got off my horse, giving it to the stable boy. "Oh, look at you, you look great!" I said hugging her while trying not to squish her stomach. "Thanks, everyone has been rejoicing like crazy over the new baby, and we don't even know the gender yet or if there are more than one in there!" she said after pulling away for a minute. "Well, that's a good thing right?" I asked. She nodded turning to Thor, who gave me a hug. We got back to the palace and somehow I suddenly had the urge to run to the bathroom. I excused myself and ran for the nearest bucket I could find and vomited in it, purging out my food. I thought I had gotten food poisoning due to something I had eaten on earth, but I would need to check to make sure of that, unless I don't get my period with maybe a few more days, then I would need to speak to a healer up here. "Amanda, you alright?" Jane asked rushing towards me. "Yeah, I'm fine, probably something I ate and it's not agreeing with me very well." I said assuring her I was alright. She didn't look convinced but I decided to wait until a few days had passed and if it was still going on, I needed to see the healer.


Within the next few days, by a few days I mean sixteen days, after mine and Loki's honeymoon, I continued getting sick, and I didn't feel my 'thing' going on, and it worried Loki badly, because he thought I caught a superbug or something, but I kept telling him that I needed to see a healer for a second opinion. To be honest, I was slightly nerve-wracked about that, but I needed to know right away so that I would be able to tell him later when I would be ready, whatever the diagnosis would be. I had Jane with me so I wouldn't feel alone as Loki and Thor were in the throne room taking care of things. "Mandy, you'll be fine." She said squeezing my hand. "I-I-I'm s-s-s-scared about t-t-th-this!" I stammered out trying to settle my already frantic nerves. "Mandy, do what I did and just imagine him naked or something." Jane said. I looked at her like she grew a second head. "Imagine hi—you imagined Thor naked when you went to get this done!?" I asked incredulously. "Yeah, it helped a lot." She said as if it was routine. Thinking about Loki naked wouldn't be able to help much, except with my horniness, which wouldn't be a pleasant thing to feel at the moment. I was there, waiting for the healer to get her butt over here so she could check on me. "My Queens, why are you here?" she asked when she found us outside the healing room. "We need to find out if Amanda is pregnant or not, can you help?" Jane asked. The healer nodded and we were escorted to a room where I was on a table. A few movements of the fingers and dust was over me, it moved as I moved, astonishing me senseless. "Wow, that's really cool!" I said wiggling my fingers along with the dust image as it did the same thing. "Let me see your womb….." the lady said doing more movements with her fingers, and somehow it zoomed to my womb and I saw what looked like a tiny speck. A closer look revealed the greatest yet most shocking thing in history: I was going to be a momma! "Oh….congratulations, my Queen!" the healer said overjoyed. I looked over at Jane and she was crying. "Oh, Jane I almost forgot…..I'm an aunt! Pepper gave birth to fraternal twins!" I said, much to her enjoyment. "What are their names?" she asked rather eagerly. "Steven Loki Stark and Renee Amanda Stark, and good lord they're gorgeous!" I said remembering that Pepper gave birth. I was out of the healing room, I didn't know how to tell Loki, but it would be a toughie telling him without him either fainting or going into a frenzy.


So, I went to our bedroom, hoping he wasn't there so I could practice on how to tell him without making myself look idiotic in front of everyone. "Ok, you can do this, just calm yourself down, you'll be fine." I said to myself before going in front of a mirror. I took a few deep breaths before starting to practice my little announcement. "Loki, I have a little 'bun in the oven' cooking." I said, then grimacing as soon as I said it. "No, he's not gonna know what that even meant!" I said pinching the bridge of my nose. I kept going throughout the afternoon, trying to practice ways of saying 'I'm pregnant!' to him without sounding like an idiot, but the 'clock' was ticking as I had to tell him soon, or Jane would do that for me, god forbid! As I was about to march out the door to tell Loki, he opened the door to find me inside our room, with a look of surprise on my face, and a look of worry on his. "Amanda, have you found out about what's happened with you the past few days?" he asked before his helmet vanished into thin air. We both sat on the bed, with me taking my hands in his. 'Ok, you got this, don't be a nervous wreck!' I said to myself before telling him the news, but nerves were already fraying. "Lokiyou'regonnabeadaddy!" I said in one sentence. Goddamn it all, I might as well just go to a hole and die because Loki started laughing a little. "You want to get me a bouquet of poppies?" he said chuckling. "No, Loki….I'm…" I whimpered a little bit, "I'm….pregnant." I said with my eyes scrunched shut and teeth gritting. A few minutes passed and I opened one eye to see him with a shocked look on his face. "Loki, you alright?" I asked. I was concerned that I might have short-circuited him out with my announcement. Just as I was about to leave the embarrassing scene, he swept me in his arms and spun me around and around, indicating to me that he was beyond happy that he would be a daddy, all while smooching me over and over again. "Ohh, this is wonderful news, we're having a baby!" he said crying while I was wiping the tears from his eyes. "It's okay, don't cry, don't cry!" I said laughing a little while I started crying tears of joy. We both were like that, crying tears of joy while I had my arms wrapped around his neck, kissing behind his ear. I hoped we would be good parents to our baby, or babies depending on whether or not we have multiples.


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