MORE CRACKFIC! Or whatever you want to call it…its mostly just random stuff slapped together, and I call it a story. I have also noticed my stories have gotten progressively more insane. God help us all.
Emmett: Lets play a joke on Esme.
Jasper: Are you serious? Being mean to Esme is like throwing a box of puppies of a cliff.
Emmett: Well I'm bored.
Jasper: Well back in my day of being a human we used to inflict pain on ourselves for fun.
Emmett: Yeah, I don't think that's gonna do it.
Edward: LONG LIVE THE UNION! THE CONFEDERACY MUST DIE!!!!!
Jasper: Take it back.
Edward: Never.
Jasper then attacks Edward, seeing as he was a confederate person or whatever.
Edward: Jasper, get over it. The union won. You lost.
Jasper: The union just got lucky. We we're better and bigger.
Emmett: That's what she said.
Edward: Teehee. That was a good one.
Jasper: GAR! YOU'RE ALL SO INFURIATING!!!!!!
Alice: Awww, Jazzy! You're so cute when you're angry.
Jasper: LEAVE ME ALONE! I'm going to the emo corner.
Jasper then goes to the emo corner, and won't come out for anything. Not even for cupcakes. And they were chocolate cupcakes too.
Emmett (whispering to Alice so Edward couldn't hear): Operation Gangster Part Deux!
Alice: Yo, E-Dawg! Sup?
Edward: Oh god. Not again!
Emmett: Dude, wherez ya shawty?
Edward: STOP THE INSANITY!
Alice: Fer realz E-Dawg, I bez missin' that chica.
Edward joins Jasper in the emo corner.
Emmett (he's thinking this): Now, I just need to get Alice in the emo corner…this shouldn't be hard.
Emmett: Bad news Alice…Jasper put all of your clothes in the dump and cut up all of your credit cards.
Alice goes into a completely catatonic state. Emmett has to drag her over to the emo corner.
Jake: DANCE FOO!
Emmett goes and sits in the emo corner.
I'm running out of ideas :-P whoever gives me a fabulous idea gets to join in the insanity that is "Secret Identities". And I'll let you be whatever you want to be, human, vampire, juice box, whatever.