DISCLAIMER:
I am in no way, shape or form associated or affiliated with Stephanie Meyer. She owns everything apart from the plot. (I'm The Genius That Came Up With That)
And now that we've cleared up the fact I'm just your average Joe (or Beckky?) shall we continue with the story?
I think we shall...
Awaken My Soul; Chapter Nine
Don't pretend you'll ever forget about me,
We don' fight fair,
Don't pretend you'll ever forget about me,
We don't fight fair.
The take over, the breaks over - Fall Out Boy
"Back, forward - I SAID FORWARD IMBOCILE! - back, forward, ba-- OKAY, THATS ENOUGH FOR NOW, BREAK!"
"Ma'am, yes, Ma'am!" God, I forgot how annoying this shit gets. I feel strong arms snake around my waist from behind, I feign scared.
"Y-y-yes?"
"I've come to kidnap you for my own use! Insert evil laugh here!" Emmett turned me around and winked at me, I leaned up to kiss him.
"Oh! How will I ever survive?" I whisper against his lips before giving him a soft peck and pulling away, he groaned.
"The sooner Maria dies, the happier a man I will be!"
"Oh yes and why is that?"
"Cos I can finally take you to bed for countless hours and have my way with you - with no interruptions!" Mmmm... Please Sir, can I have some more?
"I know, now come on, move your cute butt and get to work!"
"Yes, Ma'am!"
5 days later...
"Jasper, you and I need to talk..." I will take care of everything...
"Yeah, Bells?" I handed him the letter that took me so long to write.
"Read this to everyone, in the event of my death, capture or inability. Promise me you won't tell anyone you have it unless it's time for it to be read?"
"I promise, General."
"And remember, Jasper... you will be my successor if I fail... understand?"
"I understand, General."
"Well let's do this, then." I walked out behind the curtain and came face to face with all of the vampires I held in my respects and two that I didn't. "Hello Edward, Rosalie. What a shitty surprise." I smiled.
"Ugh, bitch. Don't flatter yourself; I'm just here to ask Emmett something." Tramp told me. Ha! Hell no!
"Tough shit, you can't he's busy."
"Em, he's standing right there I can see he isn't!" I put a roundhouse kick to her eyes, knocking her to the floor with my foot still covering her eyes.
"Well, now you can't see shit, TRAMP... so I suggest you both do yourselves a favor and fuck off, before I get my army to flatten you."
"What do you mean your army?" Ugh.
"Well, my dear man-whore, I mean these vampires here all at their General's command... me being the General of course."
"Ugh, whatever. I highly doubt anyone would let you be leader of anything except of whores. You'd make a great Madam." Oh hell no! I ain't no hoe!
"YOU KNOW WHAT YOU FUCKING PANSY PRICK, YOU HAVE 1 SECOND TO TURN AROUND AND FUCK OFF OTHERWISE, AND I WILL BOIL YOUR BALLS IN FUCKING MOTOR OIL! YAH GET ME?!" Hahahah. He's actually running? Aw, I wanted a good fight! "You too Blondie, FUCK OFF!" You know what she did, she huffed. She huffed and she puffed and tried to knock me down. I had her held upside-down by her ankle before she even reached me, I looked to Emmett.
"Be right back, babe, got to take out the trash." I walked her over to the door and threw her. I picked up on Jasper's thoughts... She got some decent height on her.
"I do try, Major! Okay back to work, this is our last night of training! We're going to make the most of it, understand?"
"Ma'am, YES, Ma'am!"
The Next Morning...
As the battle was tomorrow we decided to spend the day together as a family, although me and Jasper kept running through drill plans every so often, there would be no mistakes tomorrow, we would make sure of it. Maria is a dead woman walking -no pun intended- between the God and Goddess of War, I think we're covered. We took a trip to a little isle I have off the coast of Mexico, to spend a day on the beach full of fun and happiness. It should be a good laugh, if all goes well. Emmett and I were walking across to the beach hut at a leisurely pace whilst Jasper was running full speed in a pair of God awful navy blue Speedo briefs, closely followed by a very irate Alice screaming at him.
"JASPER WHITLOCK HALE! I SWEAR ON MY PSYCHOTIC HUMAN-SELF IF YOU DO NOT CHANGE INTO SOMETHING MORE APPROPRIATE, I WILL NOT HUG, KISS OR FUCK YOU FOR A WHOLE WEEK!" Jasper stopped dead in his tracks turned and pouted at Alice.
"But Aliiiiii, they're comfy!" He tried pouting at her, if you asked me he just looked like some sort of demented puffa-fish, I relayed my thoughts to Emmett and we chuckled at him.
"I don't care, Jasper. I always taught you: 'pain is beauty'." Jasper looked to us, like a lost puppy.
"Don't look at us, the Pixie scares me in those moods and plus, if she's going off at you she isn't going off at me, so thanks for that!"
"Hate you too, Sis!" I blew him a kiss and winked, I turned to Emmett and grabbed his hand leading him further down the sandy path towards a spot Esme had laid a blanket on, and I took off my floral kaftan to reveal a barely-there, stringy bikini. Emmett was catching flies and I told him so.
"Not my fault your hot babe!"
"Eh, true... Not mine either."
"No, but it is when you enhance certain parts of your anatomy you know I've developed a liking for!"
"Guilty as charged... whatcha gonna do?" I winked at him and smirked. He got a mischievous glint in his eyes.
"This." He got to me quick as lightening put me in a fireman's lift and carried me towards the sea.
"Emmett, if you know what's good for you and your libido, you will not do this!" He carried on walking.
"You wouldn't cos you want me as much as I want you!" Hahahah, I have waited 168 years for you, I am a patient person.
"Yeah, sure, of course. Although, just remember... I did warn you!" He stopped knee-deep in water, crouched down and lifted me above his head like I was a dumb-bell.
"Last chance, baby." And propelled me 50 feet into the air and out to sea. I sent a thought out to the family, all except Emmett... First one to get that little fucker wins my Vantage!
In the distance, I heard the distinct sound of vampire bodies crashing together with a force.
Bingo!
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