Episode 10: Koridian Face-Off
NOVEMBER 18th, 2016
~Piranha Plant's Lullaby from Super Mario 64 starts to play~
Wario was asleep, dreaming weird dreams as usual. This time, he was dreaming that he, Waluigi, Falco, and Crazy Hand were racing around Waluigi Pinball, chasing after and attacking Weegee, Sanic, and the ghosts of Cackletta and Fawful with Koopa Shells, Bob-ombs, swords, toasters, guns that shot out hyper-realistic bullets (whatever the fuck hyper-realistic's supposed to mean), and Jack O' Lanterns. Everything was all fine and dandy...
~Piranha Plant's Lullaby stops~
... until a slight yet still noticeable sudden movement woke Wario up.
"W... waa?" Wario yawned as he slowly opened his eyes and stretched his arms. Once he finished waking up, he looked down at the ground... or rather, the ocean that was seemingly miles below him as he flew over it. "WOAH! WHAT THE HECK?!"
"Hey, keep your voice down!" an old voice ordered. Before Wario could look for the voice's owner, another, more recognizable, voice spoke up.
"Wario, what's with all the racket?" Waluigi groaned as he too slowly awoke.
"Take a look for yourself!" the yellow dork replied.
"No, don't!" the older voice cried out. But alas, Waluigi looked down anyways and, along with Wario, screamed and incredibly loud "waa"... which woke up both Falco and Crazy Hand, who were also flying over the ocean with absolutely no control over themselves. And, of course, the too began to scream.
"WHAT'S GOING ON?! WHO'S BEHIND THIS?! WHY IS THE OCEAN BLUE?!" Crazy screeched, spazzing as much as he could.
"I'm the one behind this!" the old voice replied. The quartet looked down and found the voice's owner, the CD-I wizard Gwonam, flying on his magic carpet.
"What's this all about, punk?! What'd we do to you?!" Wario angrily asked.
"There's no time to explain! We're about to land!" Gwonam said.
~Panic Pit from Mario & Luigi: Dream Team starts to play~
Gwonam and the four idiots started to lower towards the sea at a rather rapid rate. The sudden drop only caused the four to scream ever more, said screams causing Gwonam to groan.
"Wait! Look up ahead!" Falco said to his three friends. Up ahead was the island of Koridai, which had dark clouds looming over it. The other three noticed and put an end to their screeching, givin Gwonam some sweet relief.
"It's Koridai! It's actually Koridai!" Crazy pointed out.
"Indeed it is!" Gwonam confirmed. "Now just stay calm as we land by Harlequin's Bazaar!" The five stopped their descent, but only picked up speed as the island got closer. Soon enough, the five picked up so much speed at it seemed like they'd crash right into casino. However, right as it seemed too late for them to come to a safe halt, they did, though it was an extremely sudden halt. Despite their stop, the five still floated a small height above the ground as the casino loomed over them.
~Panic Pit stops~
Suddenly, Arceus appeared right out of thin air, right in front of the floating five. Before any of them even had a chance to react to their sudden appearance, they used the move Gravity to, well, instantly increase the gravity to absurd levels. The five crashed down onto, and in Waluigi's case, into, the ground, with Gwonam ending up as the only one who didn't get hurt from the sudden gravity change. Just as soon as they appeared, Arceus vanished, leaving the five be.
"WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!" Falco demanded to know as Wario pulled Waluigi out of the dirt.
"Maybe that thing was one of Ganon's minions," Gwonam suggested.
"Ah, Gwonam! You've finally returned!" an iconic voice said. A figure in a brown robe swiftly approached the five, but despite the disguise, Wario, Waluigi, and Crazy Hand recognized who the being was. Once he got close enough to them, he brought the hood down, showing his face to the world and revealing that he was, indeed, King Harkinian.
"AH! IT'S THE KI-" Crazy Hand shouted before Harkinian interrupted.
"SHHHH! Keep your voice down, and especially do not yell out my name in public like that!"
"Why? What's the big deal?" Falco asked, stretching his wings.
"Most of Koridai has been taken over once again by the evil Ganon!" Gwonam answered. "This small area around Harlequin's Bazaar and the casino itself are the only places he hasn't taken control of!"
"Waa, is this why we were dragged out here?" Wario grumbled.
"Yes, mah boi. We heard about your battles with Weegee in those lands outside of this Internet realm we live in from some old pals of ours, including Morshu," Harkinian stated. "It's a shame he's leaving this place in favor of that Smashtopolis place, but I suppose one can't blame him for wanting to explore the new realms and such."
"So... what are we going to do?" Waluigi wondered.
~Wigglytuff's Guild Remix from Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Time/ Darkness starts to play~
"Fear not, for we have already formulated a plan to take back the island and rid the world of Ganon forever!" Gwonam said. "While some of us trek through the island to Ganon's hideout down Goronu, some of us will head to an underground library hidden within the bazaar. I hear that someone found the Book Of Koridai once again just recently and placed it in the library. We can use the book to seal away Ganon once again, and hopefully forever this time!"
"WAIT WAIT WAIT! WHAT ABOUT LINK?! ISN'T HE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN BEAT GANON?!" Crazy spazzed.
"Uh... no one knows where he is. He's been missing for a few days now, and so has Zelda. That's why we gathered you four here instead," Harkinian stated. "Now then, how shall we split up?"
"Hmm... I guess I might as well stay back and look for the book. After all, I can't fight well, I'm afraid," Gwonam said.
"I suppose I'll stay and look too," Falco added.
"In that case, the rest of us can go to Goronu," Harkinian stated.
"Hold up! You don't look like you can put up a fight yourself!" the space pilot claimed.
"Ohohohoho! That's what you think!" the king chuckled.
~Wigglytuff's Guild Remix stops as Live & Learn (Instrumental Version) from Sonic Adventure 2 starts~
King Harkinian then started performing three poses: Owain's "sword hand" pose, Eternal Sailor Moon's transformation pose, and Mario's pose from his Super Smash Bros. For 3DS/ Wii U artwork. Once he finished making those poses, he quickly threw his hand into the belly pockets of the robe and threw it back out, revealing his secret weapon: the Dinner Blaster DX. Not only was it larger than the regular Dinner Blaster, it also had two arms sticking out from the sides, both of them wielding pistols.
~Live & Learn (Instrumental Version) stops~
Falco's mouth hung open as he, Waluigi, Crazy, and Gwonam looked at the marvelous weapon. Wario however pulled out his own Dinner Blaster to compare it to the superior version, quickly becoming saddened.
"Waa... yours is bigger than mine," Wario complained.
"Indeed it is. Now then, let's get this over with. This is going to be very rough," Harkinian said. He, Wario, Waluigi, and Crazy began to walk away from Harlequin's Bazaar as Falco and Gwonam approached the casino.
XxXx
~Disco Train from Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy Kong's Quest starts to play~
CD-I Ganon had really renovated the interior of the Goronu monument. The place was now a modern club of sorts, with all sorts of shenanigans going on. CD-I Zelda and Gay Luigi were forced to dance around poles in a seductive manner for many of CD-I Ganon's minions to see, disco balls hung from the ceiling, the ex-duke of Gamelon, Onkled, served as a bartender, and nearly all of the evil king's minions danced as the maniac himself loomed over the rest of the interior, with an imprisoned CD-I Link sitting next to him in a cage.
"At least it isn't boring around here!" the idiotic Link remarked, dancing in his cage.
"Shut up!" CD-I Ganon ordered. "Mutter another word and your face is coming off of your head! Understand?!"
"Nope!"
"Good! Now keep your annoying voice down! And let me enjoy my tyranny!"
XxXx
Wario, Waluigi, Crazy, and King Harkinian had trekked through the mountainous Koridian landscape. CD-I Ganon's old lair was already coming into view as they kept moving along to the island's coastline.
"Hmm... we really haven't come across many foes yet. Strange..." Harkinian pointed out.
"Waa, that's true. Where are all of those losers?" Wario pondered, scratching his extra thicc butt. After the quartet took a few more steps forward, Fat Mario popped out from the ground in front of them, stopping them in their tracks.
"Look!" the CD-I Mario said to them, pointing up ahead. Not too far away from them were hoards of Daira and Stalfos, circling around CD-I Ganon's abandoned headquarters, waiting for any possible Koridians to come by.
"It was only a matter of time until we came across this many opponents," the king said.
"What are we gonna do?!" Crazy asked, panicking slightly. Wario, Waluigi, Harikinian, and Fat Mario stopped to think of a plan while Crazy starting spazzing out. Soon enough, Fat Mario remembered something important, and dug into his overall pockets before, somehow, managing to pull out skateboards with rockets attached to them.
"Here, take these!" Fat Mario told the rest of the crew, passing the skateboards around to everyone but Crazy.
"Now this... this should help!" Harkinian stated.
~Firestone Lake from Link: The Faces Of Evil starts to play~
Wario, Waluigi, Harkinian, and Fat Mario jumped onto the skateboards and used the rockets attached to them to bolt off, with Crazy spazzingly racing after them. Once the Daira and Stalfos heard the rockets, they turned to the direction of the incoming morons, immediately spotting them. The monsters ran towards them and drew their own weapons, ready for a fight. Wario pulled out the Dinner Blaster and started aiming it at some of the opposing minions.
"Fire!" Wario shouted before firing a hot plate of spaghetti from the weapon of mass destruction. The plate soon landed right into a Stalfos's skeletal face, with a small explosion occurring upon impact, vaporizing the skeleton and some of its fellow monsters. Once they were wiped out, Wario launched more plates of spaghetti in random directions, most of them destroying even more of the evil army. One plate however instead blew up a chunk of CD-I Ganon's old lair, revealing that the random Guy Who Moves His Head was hiding within the forgotten hideout for some reason. Some of the evil minions noticed him and started to attack, but he fended them off by slamming his head right into them, with his short and bizarre theme playing in the meantime.
"Get outta the way!" Crazy shouted as he plowed down some of the opposing army, killing them. This also left an opening for the rest of the heroic dumbasses, which they took advantage of. The gang slipped right through the remaining army, flying out of the area at the speed of sound. With Harkinian and his rebellious crew out of the way, the evil troop decided to fight against the Guy Who Moves His Head instead.
"That wasn't so hard, was it?" Fat Mario asked.
"No, but I think the next part will be," Wario replied, pointing right ahead towards a huge cliff. Wario, Waluigi, and Fat Mario screamed their lungs out, but Harkinian had a plan. The king grabbed onto Fat Mario's left hand, stopping him from yelling and grabbing his attention.
"Everyone, hold hands!" the king commanded. The other three did as they were told, gripping tightly onto each other's hands just as they were sent flying over the cliff. Before they started to fall, Crazy zipped by and grabbed them all in one fell swoop, leaving their skateboards to crash into the ground.
~Firestone Lake stops~
Almost all of the skateboards got trashed thanks to the crash, with Harkinian's being the exception. The king walked over to get it once Crazy put the four other weirdos down on the ground.
"What a buncha losers! Couldn't even lay a single scratch on us!" Waluigi said before the gang continued their journey to Goronu.
XxXx
Gwonam was wandering through the newfound underground library, looking for Falco. The wizard passed by a few shelves, as well as Ordanoel, Sans the skeleton, and even a Piplup standing on top of a chubby Pikachu until he finally found the space pilot, who had a huge pile of books behind him.
"I take it that you haven't had the best of luck?" Gwonam inquired.
"No! All of these books here all just called "Monika"!" Falco replied, shoving a book into the wizard's face. "Even the author of all these books is called "Monika"! At this rate, we're never going to find the Book Of Koridai!"
"Oooh! The Book Of Koridai, you say?!" a cocky voice cackled.
~Library from I.M. Meen starts to play~
The weird maniac himself, Ignatius Mortimer Meen, or I.M. Meen for short, dropped from the ceiling and landed right in front of the two heroes, holding a book behind his back.
"The same Book Of Koridai that can put Ganon into an eternal imprisonment?!" I.M. Meen continued.
"Yeah, have you see-"
"If it isn't Ignatius Mortimer Meen! It's been a while!" Gwonam groaned, interrupting Falco.
"Why yes Gwonam, it has been a while! It's a pleasure to meet you again!" the old wacko sarcastically remarked.
"Um... yeah. Have you seen the Book Of Koridai anywhere?" Falco questioned.
"Have I seen it? Have I seen it?! I have it right here!" Meen maniacally chuckled. He then pushed the book he was holding right into Falco's face, revealing that his book was indeed the Book Of Koridai.
"Meen, you must hand that book over to us at once!" Gwonam demanded.
"Whaaaaaaat?! Why should I?!"
"Or else... you will die," Gwonam threatened in a cold voice.
"Woah! I never knew you were such a violent freak of nature, Gwonam mah boi! Maybe Ganon taking over this puny island will only do good! After all, it'll mean that maniacs like you will be wiped off the face of this hellhole of a world!"
"Are you saying that you're working with Ganon?!" Falco growled.
"Oh no! I'm just saying that Ganon's the real good guy here!"
"Then what's with the book, Meen?! Why won't you hand it over?!" Gwonam asked.
"Well, besides me obviously hating you so much, I just want to obliterate all the stupid books that fill this world! They're all terrible! This one here is the one I plan on destroying next!"
"Meen, this is your last warning. Hand over the book or suffer the consequences!" Gwonam demanded.
"No! If you want it so badly, you can kiss my as-"
~Library stops~
Suddenly, a hand tightly grabbed onto Meen's right arm, causing the evil idiot to make a small scream. Falco, Gwonam, and Meen looked to the right, finding that it was the legendary salesman of lamp oil, rope, and bombs, Morshu, was had intervened. The salesman then twisted Meen's arm, forcing the maniac to drop the book and holler out an earape-esque scream that sounded absolutely nothing like Meen's normal voice. Gwonam picked up the book as Morshu landed a powerful uppercut onto Meen's face of evil. The uppercut was so strong that it sent Meen flying out of the library, out of the underground, and even out in the skies of Koridai. He eventually fell down into Koridai's oceans, where he would get attacked by sharks.
~Goronu Shop from Link: The Faces Of Evil starts to play~
"Ah, Morshu! Thanks for the help, old friend!" Gwonam happily said to the shopkeeper.
"No problem, my friend. Anything for someone like you... and this friend of yours," Morshu replied.
"The name's Falco!"
"Now, Morshu, Falco and I are going to be heading off to Goronu to fight Ganon. Are you going to help us with that?"
"Yes, but you guys go without me. I'll meet up with you two again later. I have two new friends to help really quickly first," Morshu answered. He turned around and walked towards the Piplup and the chubby Pikachu to help them get a book from the top shelf.
~Goronu Shop stops~
"Well then, now that we have the book, we should get going!" Gwonam stated. His magic carpet flew in from out of nowhere and stopped by the two heroes, letting them hop onto it. Once they got on, the carpet flew out of the hole that Meen left behind, with Gwonam shouting out his most iconic words in the meantime.
"Squadala! We're off!"
XxXx
Wario, Waluigi, Crazy Hand, King Harikian, and Fat Mario continued their journey to Goronu, the five of them walking through the wasteland known as Hermit Flat. While everyone else kept their focus on their surroundings, Wario and Waluigi kept trying to watch "The Sky Had A Weegee" on Wario's cell phone, though the video stopped every two seconds to load.
"Stupid Internet! Can't be bothered to be reliable even when we're in Internet itself!" Wario complained, shaking his phone.
"Now what are we gonna do?" Waluigi replied, twisting his mustache.
"King Harkinian! We have the book!" Gwonam exclaimed as he and Falco rode the carpet back down to the ground in front of the other five heroes.
"Splendid! Now we have an advantage!" the king replied.
"Yeah, and we still don't have any way to pick up the pace besides Gwonam dragging us around in the sky with his magic! That was annoying!" Wario pointed out. The group of seven tried to think of something, but their thoughts were interrupted by a loud honk.
~Encounter! Red And Blue from Pokémon: Sun/ Moon starts to play~
They all turned their heads to find a jeep pulling up alongside them. In the driver's seat was Morshu, who was now wearing a cool pair of sunglasses.
"Need a lift?" the badass motherfucker asked. Fat Mario got into the front while the two Wario Bros. took the backseats. Morshu then drove down the wasteland, with Gwonam and Falco following on the magic carpet. Harkinian chased after them with his rocket skateboard, quickly catching up with his allies.
~Encounter! Red And Blue stops~
Twenty Minutes Later...
~Metallic Madness Zone, Act 1 from Sonic Mania starts to play~
The sun was at its peak in the sky as a single Stalfos danced just like the skeleton puppet from the "Skeleton Dance" video, serving as the only "guard" for the area outside the Goronu monument. He kept boogieing to the loud music that seeped out of the monument... until Morshu ran him over with his jeep, breaking all of his bones and killing him, that is.
"Welp, here we are. The Goronu monument," Morshu said, pointing out the obvious. The four got out of the jeep as Falco, Harkinian, and Gwonam showed up.
"This is it Lui-" Fat Mario started before remembering that Gay Luigi wasn't there with him. He looked at his group of allies for a moment, quickly coming up with an idea. "Umm... th-this is it Waluigi!"
"... What?" was all Waluigi asked.
"Oh! There's a small crack here! Maybe I can peek through..." Gwonam said before taking a peek through the tiny hole. The wizard looked around as much as he could, searching for anything of worth. Nearly immediately, he found both CD-I Zelda and Gay Luigi dancing around the poles.
"Zelda! There she is!" Gwonam pointed out. Fat Mario pushed him to the side to get a good look at the princess, but as soon as he spotted Gay Luigi, his attention had shifted entirely.
"And Gay Luigi!" the chubby Mario added.
"Hey, can we just barge in and throttle some losers already?!" Wario impatiently asked.
"Yes, let's give them what for!" the king replied. "Want to do the honors, Morshu?"
"Gladly," the shopkeeper said. Everyone backed away from the remodeled entrance as Morshu started swinging his arm around in a circle. After a few seconds of swinging, Morshu threw his fist into the door, breaking it off of its hinges and sending it flying inside. The door slammed into a Daira, knocking them down and crushing them. Everyone in the building, from CD-I Ganon's minions, to the enslaved dancers, to even the king of evil himself, stared at the damaged entrance.
"Hey! DJ, stop the music!" CD-I Ganon ordered. The DJ of the joint, DJ MasterSeal, put a quick stop to the music, taking the phonographic record off of the record player and throwing it to the side.
~Metallic Madness Zone, Act 1 stops~
"Much better! Now then... YOU DARE BRING LIGHT INTO MY LAIR?! YOU MUST PAY ME SIXTY RUBIES TO FIX THAT DOOR... AND THEN YOU MUST DIE!"
"Can it, loser! He ain't dying, and neither are we!" Wario shouted as the rest of the heroic squad entered the club.
"Oh hell no, screw this," Weegee, who was sitting on one of the stools by Onkled's bar, quietly cursed. "I'm not dealing with those morons today." He then teleported out of the club, shocking Onkled as he vanished.
"SILENCE!" CD-I Ganon shouted, shooting out lightning bolts from his hands. "MY MINIONS, GET THOSE FOOLS!"
~U.N. Owen Was Her? from Touhou Project: The Embodiment Of Scarlet Devil starts to play~
"Let's-a go!" Wario shouted, pulling out his Dinner Blaster as the army of minions ran towards them. While Wario was getting ready to fire, Waluigi, Crazy Hand, Fat Mario, and Morshu lunged forward. Morshu delivered an uppercut to a Stalfos, sending up into the air. Morshu and Waluigi jumped after it and delivered a series of tennis racket whacks and punches onto the skeleton. The two finished their assault with Waluigi slicing the Stalfos' skull off of the rest of its body, followed by Morshu smashing the skull to small bits with his bare hands.
"Somebody mind giving us a hand?!" Gay Luigi cried out as he and CD-I Zelda were getting cornered by CD-I Ganon's goons. Fat Mario came to their rescue, jumping on the heads of the fiends to get to his brother and CD-I Zelda. Once he got to the two, he pulled out a hot plate of spaghetti.
"It's your favorite!" Fat Mario said, shoving the plate right in front of his brother's drooling face.
"Spaaaaaagheeeeeeettttiiiiiii!" Gay Luigi yelled as if he was in slow motion. Suddenly, he shoved the entire plate into his mouth, spit the plate out, completely clean of spaghetti, and swallowed the delicious pasta. Not a second after, Gay Luigi began to levitate, crossing his arms and lowering his head. The minions surrounding them and even Fat Mario and CD-I Zelda backed away from the plumber.
That's when a mysterious voice said a mere six words.
"Smile! Sweet! Sister! Sadistic! Surprise! Service!"
"SUPER SAIYAN GAY LUIGI!" Fat Mario exclaimed as if he was finishing what the odd voice was saying. Gay Luigi then released an a bright light and immense amount of energy, blinding the monument and sending all of the cronies that surrounded the trio flying across the room. The light quickly faded, revealing that Gay Luigi's hat had flown right off of his head, with his hair now being long, golden, and spiky and a yellow aura surrounding him. His hat flew back down and touched his big nose before transforming into a green headband with his iconic L in the center.
"NOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED!" Gay Luigi shouted. He then teleported up to the ceiling, looking for minions to fight. Seconds after, he teleported back down to the dance floor and struck a Daina in the back with a kick, breaking the beast's backbone. Other henchmen tried to fight against the powerful plumber, but all got struck down by a punch, kick, or headbutt that killed them in one hit.
"Take this, you undead losers!" Wario shouted as he and Falco were firing at a troop of Stalfos, Wario using his Dinner Blaster and Falco using his laser-pooping gum instead of his blaster for... reasons. While they kept on shooting, an Arpagos was flying right above Wario, ready to strike from behind. The dinosaur-like reptile dived down, but just mere seconds before its peak could stab into Wario's back, Crazy flew by and punched it, eventually forcing the creature into the wall and flattening it between the giant hand and the wall.
"Get the pathetic wizard!" a commander Moblin, well, commanded his small troop of ten soldiers. The squad rushed towards Gwonam, ready to pummel him to a pulp with their weapons.
"... I'm sorry, but..." Gwonam started as the troop grew close. Just before the pummeling could began, Gwonam used his magic to hold all eleven of the soldiers in place. "You're going to have a bad time. Let's obliterate these fools, Harkinian!" Gwonam then tossed the goons into the air, where Harkinian jumped after them.
"This time there shall be no mercy!" the king roared. Once he reached the peak of his jump, Harkinian pulled the Dinner Blaster DX out and unleashed a beam of energized cheesburgers, vaporizing the eleven goons. The king quickly landed back on the ground and ran over to help Wario and Falco shoot down some more of the Stalfos.
"Go away, you fools!" Onkled shouted as he grabbed a machine gun. He then started rapidly firing at the incoming Fat Mario and CD-I Zelda, the latter of which was charging up a magical spell. The two barely dodged the speedy bullets as the drew closer to the damaged bar. Fat Mario however soon stopped while the princess kept going.
"Hadoken!" Fat Mario shouted, quickly thrusting one of the iconic balls of energy from his hands. The energy ball collided with the bar, destroying most of it and knocking Onkled back a bit, stopping his gunfire. CD-I Zelda then jumped into the air and let the magic spell loose, unleashing a stream of fire onto the ex-duke. By the time the flame had died out, Onkled, while still alive, was completely charred. The duke threw his machine gun to the side and broke through the monument's wall, running away from the battlefield.
"HOW CAN THIS BE?! HOW CAN I BE LOSING?! I ACTUALLY HIRED SOMEWHAT CAPABLE PEOPLE THIS TIME!" CD-I Ganon questioned.
"Probably because you're a lazy idiot whomst is only sending out your talentless lackies out to fight for you because you're a fool with even less talent than them," CD-I Link said in response. The evil king slowly and creepily twisted his neck and head, eventually staring into CD-I Link's eyes with his own, fiery eyes. Steam crept its way out of the demon's ears as his green skin turned blood red.
"That's... THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU! FIRST YOU BEAT ME, THEN YOU SET MY VALUABLES ON FIRE, THEN YOU SPEW TONS OF STUPIDITY OUT OF YOUR DISGUSTING MOUTH, AND NOW YOU DARE INSULT ME LIKE THAT?! THAT'S THE LAST STRAW! THE PUNISHMENT FOR ALL OF THAT IS GOING TO BE HEFTY!" CD-I Ganon roared. He then used a horrifying spell of dark magic, which sluggishly mutated CD-I Link's face into an exact copy of Cool Cat's face.
"Oh boy! This face is groovy!" the dumbass Link remarked, touching every single last part of his new face.
"How many more of these punks are there?!" Wario asked as he reloaded the Dinner Blaster.
"Not much more! Just a few more groups to go!" Waluigi answered.
"Leave the rest of them to us! Gay Luigi and I can handle them!" Morshu claimed. "Isn't that right, Gay Luigi?"
"Indeed it is!" the CD-I plumber exclaimed. The two memes lunged toward the enemy troops, landing right in front of them before unleashing a flurry of punches onto whoever tried to fight them. After a short while, Gay Luigi changed tactics, opting to attack by spinning like a tornado, plowing through CD-I Ganon's goons as Morshu kept delivering punches. Soon enough, the two managed to obliterate most of the minions, leaving behind only one group left.
"Allow me to finish them off!" Morshu said to Gay Luigi. The godly shopkeeper leaped high above the cowering survivors, pulled out one of his big, classic, and reliable bombs, and chucked it right at them. The bomb exploded upon impact with the floor in front of the survivors, knocking them all the way over by CD-I Ganon's throne.
~U.N. Owen Was Her? stops~
Once the explosion died down, the heroes and CD-I Ganon looked around the monument. All of the evil king's minions were either barely conscious, unconscious, or dead and the monument itself was almost completely trashed. The only other living being besides the heroes and Ganon that was up and on their feet was a Shy Guy that was on fire, running around in circles.
"I'm on fire! Put me out!" the Shy Guy demanded before the flames swiftly consumed him.
~Danger from Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Red/ Blue Rescue Team starts to play~
CD-I Ganon's fingers gripped tightly onto the throne. Lightning filled the room, nearly hitting the heroes. Cracks began to form on the floor.
"NO! NO NO NO!" CD-I Ganon roared as loud as he could. The evil king teleported from his throne and appeared right above the heroes, steam coming out of his ears again. "I REFUSE TO LOSE AGAIN! I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL, AND THEN ALL OF KORIDAI AND HYRULE WILL BE MINE! DO YOU HEAR ME?! ALL OF KORIDA-"
~Danger stops~
... And that's when Wario chucked the Book Of Koridai right into CD-I Ganon's face. The book quickly opened up and sucked the evil weirdo in.
"NO! NOT THIS BOOK AGAIN! ALL THESE PAPERS... I'M ALLERGIC TO THEM! IT BURNS!" the maniacal idiot exclaimed for his final words before the book slammed down onto the ground.
"Gee, if it weren't for the fact that I played the Faces Of Evil, I would've found that incredibly anticlimactic," Wario stated.
XxXx
~Pokémon Center from Pokémon: Sun/ Moon starts to play~
The dark stormclouds that were looming over Koridai had finally dissipated as the heroes and CD-I Link, who still had Cool Cat's face, stood outside Harlequin's Bazaar.
"We did it! Well done, everyone!" Gwonam said.
"And thank you, Wario, Waluigi, Falco, Crazy Hand, Morshu, and Fat Mario for helping us... even if we did force some of you into it," the king said to the four.
"Waa, just don't drag us over here in our sleep again. And maybe pay us if you're going to force us into anything else," Wario replied, with Waluigi nodding in agreement afterward.
"Don't worry, I promise to never do that again."
"Waaaaait a minute. How are we going to get back home?" Crazy pondered.
"Isn't it obvious? You'll go home the same way you got here in the first place," Gwonam answered, with Wario and Waluigi groaning in response.
~Pokémon Center stops~
But any and all groaning and complaining stopped once E. Gadd's airplane, which, for some goddamn reason, had a bunch of Ekans and Arbok flopping up and down and all around on the wings of the plane, landed right in front of the gang. Once it landed, Lucina rushed out of it and tightly hugged Waluigi, to the point of bringing him pain.
~Pokémon Center starts again~
"Oyamaa! There you are! Everyone's been looking for you four!" E. Gadd said as he walked out of the plane.
"Even you came out here to find us?" Falco asked.
"Yes. Partially because Master Hand asked me to, and partially because I have some sort of contract with some "GregorFan3D" or whoever that states that, as a main character, I'm obligated to interact with you guys rather frequently," Elvin stated, pulling out the contract in question. "Now come on! We need to get out of here before more of these Pokémon sneak into the plane again!"
"So long! We'll make sure to visit you some time!" Harkinian shouted as Wario, Waluigi, Falco, Crazy, Lucina, and E. Gadd rushed into the airplane. The CD-I memes waved goodbye to their new friends before the plane finally took off, taking the weirdos back home outside of the confusing as fuck Internet.